A/N: My 2nd TSL fic. Check out my other one at: A Suite Kidnapping

Zack: We'll be giving him pointers along the way

Cody: Got that right

A/N: I though I kicked you two out!

Maddie: You did…. But we got bored

London: And If you don't let me in then daddy will shut you down

Sarah: To true, to true

Britney: Well I think he does a good job

All besides A/N and Britney: Oh sure! Take his side just because he made you hot in the fic!

A/N: Everybody quiet so I can start

Britney: You heard him! Shutup!

Prologue:

Zack and Cody just turned fourteen and their going on vacation to celebrate the end of the school year. Carey, their mother, buys extra tickets for Maddie, London (Who refuses them and buys her own), Max, Tapeworm, a new girl that fourteen now living at the Tipton, and with London's ticket, the girls twin. Their all going on a cruise to the Bahamas. But… what happens when the ship goes off course, a ghost and a beast is haunting it, and murders are coming in left and right. It's up to the Suite gang to catch the haunters and…. Survive. Will they survive? Will they get out in one piece. I don't really know. I'll just have to let my hands take me where the characters go.

Chapter One: All Aboard!

Zack rode into the Tipton via skateboard. "School is out!" He yelled grinding a rail over to the candy counter. "Hey sweet thing. Ya' done packin' yet?" He asked getting off his board. Maddie turned around with a grin. "You betcha. Thanks again for inviting me" He grinned at her "Hey maybe you can reward me with a sweet" He turned his face as if expecting a kiss. "Aww…. How could I refuse" She ducked under the candy bar and took out a large fish. Holding it close to him she touched its lips to him. It turns out at that moment Cody walked into the hotel. When he saw Maddie do this he broke out laughing.

Zack turned and for a moment looked clueless. At that exact moment the fish touched his… lips. "GROSS!" He shouted hitting the fish away. Cody walked up to him and leaned on the counter. "So Zack… Why don't you introduce me to your new girlfriend" He asked once he was done laughing. Zack glared at him "Oh Cody" he replied "Yeah Zack?" Zack finished "I'm giving you a five minute head start to run" Cody took the hint and immediately began running. "1… 2… 3… 4… 5" Zack turned to Maddie before running off "Five minutes, five seconds…. I just remembered… I'm bad at math"

Britney walked out of the elevator with her twin Sarah. "Hey look Sarah." She points at Zack "There's your boyfriend" She grinned. "Britney I told you we're just friends, like you and Cody" She fumed. When Cody ran up to them he walked behind them and ducked down. "I was never here" He whispered to them. Sarah and Britney grinned as Zack came up to them. "Hey girls. Have you seen Cody?" He asked panting. "Cody?" Sarah said innocently "Who on Earth is Cody?" Britney added just as innocent. Zack walked off mumbling some words under his breath. Cody walked in front of them and bowed "I'm forever in your service kind Maidens." He joked.

"It's no problem Cody. You did give us those tickets" Britney answered for the two of them "That's great. We're leaving this afternoon" he began walking towards the elevator that had just closed. "Well I'm gonna go see where London is" He pushed the button for the elevator when Zack ran up behind him and started giving him a noogie. "Hah! I gotcha" The elevator opened and they walked in "Cya girls" They said in unison. Once the doors closed Britney and Sarah broke out laughing.

London walked through the hallway towards the elevator when Zack and Cody rushed out, stopping just before hitting London "What are you two doing on the rich floor?" London asked while putting on some make-up. "Looking for you" Cody said getting his breath back. "Well you should've waited on this first floor. You'll get in the way of my luggage" She scorned "Where's you're luggage?" Zack asked looking around for what would probably be a king-sized bed. Estabon came around the corner carrying a medium-sized suitcase. "That's all you're bringing?" Cody asked with surprise showing on his face. "Of course not! That's the money and Evonna's luggage" She replied as if they should know. "Your dog has a suitcase" Zack asked, bewildered. "But of course. I've got the my baggage is already at the cruise ship" she paused for a moment "Daddy said I had to be prepared" London sighed and pushed past them, to the elevator. Zack and Cody sighed going to the first floor to wait for Tapeworm and Max.

When everyone was in the lobby London's dad sent a long limo for them. "Where going to the airport in that" Maddie's jaw dropped. "Well of course…. I wonder why h sent the small one?" London asked walking outside. The Maddie, London, and Carey sat up front while Zack, Cody, Max, Tapeworm, Sarah, and Britney all managed to fit in back. Max immediately turned on the radio "This is awesome!" she shouted over the music. Since the sound-proof screen was shut the adults couldn't see or hear them. Tapeworm turned to Zack "And at this rate we'll be there in…." He did a bit of dividing in his head "36 minutes, and 28 seconds" Britney finished for him. Cody and Tapeworm turned to her "How… How did you do that" Britney put on some lipstick "Hey, what can I say. I'm a smart girl" She grinned at them.

When they arrived at the ship and went threw security they all settled into their rooms. They were paired as: Zack, Cody, and Tapeworm. Max, Britney, and Sarah. Last of all was Maddie, London, and Carey. When they all settled in for bed they had no idea of what the following days would bring…