Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... fourteen new competitors were blown away by this year's challenges. They were treated to an early morning swim, said hello to the island's wildlife, and did some totem surfing. Explosive! In the end, Leonard's team got so sick of him pretending to be a wizard, that they sent her packing, Hurl of Shame style. Who'll go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
In the Mutant Maggit's girl's cabin, Ella is quality humming to a bird. The bird decides to chirp along.
Sugar: Will you keep it down?!
Ella: I'm sorry.
The bird continues to chirp.
Sugar: Oh, go eat a worm!
The Bird offers Ella a worm.
Ella: Uh... no thanks.
For some reason Scarlett comes running back into her cabin, covered in dirt.
Sammy: Hey. What's with all the dirt?
Scarlett: I went on a morning jog, and I tripped.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: All right. I was out looking for that hidden immunity idol, not that they need to know.
Someone then knocks on the confessional.
Scarlett: Occupied!
A bear then appears which makes Scarlett scream and run.
(Confessional: Off)
Turns out that Sky and Jasmine were having a morning jog. Due to Sky closing her eyes and Jasmine being too tall to see her, they collied.
Sky and Jasmine: Ow! (Squirrel laughs)
Sky: Oh, just did my morning 5K run, you?
Jasmine: 8K.
Sky: I mean I did an 8K warm up, then 5K at a full sprint.
Jasmine: My entire run was uphill.
Sky: Yeah, uphill with my eyes shut!
Jasmine: I ran backwards with earplugs!
Sky: Why earplugs?
Jasmine: Why were your eyes shut?
Sky: …Touché.
(Horn honks over loudspeaker)
Chris: Up and at 'em, my little morning glories! It's time for today's challenge!
Sugar: Thanks to Ella, I didn't get enough sleep!
Ella: I said sorry!
Chris: You can catch up on your sleep after the challenge. Right this way to the Bay of Dismay.
All: Aw...
Sammy: Bay of Dismay? Yikes. Sounds like one of those fight locations in Total Warriors 2.
Topher: You like action movies? If you're into ultimate kickboxing, I might have to marry you.
Sammy blushes at this comment.
(Confessional: Topher)
Topher: Ok, I have a secret plan with the money, but I can't say it since this is TV. In order to win I need allies. Sammy and Amy might be the best choices.
(Confessional: Off)
Scarlett: I hope this isn't another physical challenge. I'd prefer something a little more... academic.
Rodney: I bet you do.
Chris: Welcome to the "Getting to Know You" trivia game challenge. Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?
Dave: (grunts) Too snug. It's cutting into my shoulders.
Chris: Yeah. Children-size harnesses will do that. (chuckles) I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions, and I mean majorly humiliating. If the player I'm talking about gets the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point. First team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two. But if no one owns up, this happens.
Chris presses a red button which makes the Mutant Maggot's sink into the water.
Dave: (pants) There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!
Chris: You mean Fang? (chuckles) Yeah. It turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Heh, who knew?
Amy: Ha. Better them than us.
Chris: Any who, if a team gets dunked, their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty. Guess right and you get a point. Guess wrong, and this happens.
Chris presses a green button which makes the Toxic Rats sink into the water.
Chris: Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game. To the Rats, now listen carefully. Wo loves to take care of babies?
No one fesses up.
Chris: Hmm… No one?
He then presses the green button.
Chris: Maggots? Care to steel?
Shawn: Scarlett? Wait no! Amy!
Chris: Wrong! It was Max!
Max: What?! That is wrong!
Chris presses the red button, but only this time Sugar doesn't make it. Turns out that Fang ate her, but she swims out before she gets eaten.
(Confessionals: Sugar and Fang)
Sugar: Woah! That was- huh?
She then pulls a shark tooth out of her hair.
Sugar: What the?
Fang checks a mirror and discovers that one of his teeth is gone. He breaks the mirror out of frustration.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Who actually stole something before? And I mean from a store. Not stealing victory.
Ella hits the buzzer. She gets shocked in the process.
Ella: It was me. I didn't mean it! The puppies wanted me to adopt them!
Dave: I would've never expected that.
Chris: And the Maggots take the lead! Rats, who is secretly claustrophobic?
Nervously, Jasmine hits the buzzer. She gets shocked in the process.
Jasmine: Don't judge me! Everyone is afraid of something!
Chris: Correct! And it's one all! Maggots, who has never kissed someone?
Shawn presses the button no problem. He gets shocked in the process.
Shawn: You know how it works. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes THE BABY ZOMBIE THAT WAS HIDING IN YOUR PILLOW!
Chris: Uh... yeah. Correct. Rats, who has never gotten a boyfriend?
Sammy snickers. No one fesses up.
Chris: No one?
He then hits the green button.
Chris: Maggots?
Dave: I'm thinking Scarlett.
Chris: Nope!
He then hits the red button.
Chris: It was Amy! (Amy growls) Now, Maggots, whose first name is really ... George?
Topher: That's not an embarrassing question. Who cares if a boy's real name is George?
A nervous Beardo hits the button.
Chris: Correct! George. Maggots get the point, but I would've preferred a verbal response.
Dave: I'm quite sure he doesn't talk.
Beardo: But I-
Chris: Don't care. So, as a quick punishment...
Chris presses the red button. Once again Fang eats Sugar. After getting freed, she punches him in the nose.
Sugar: Thanks for leaving me down there! You can win this stupid challenge without me!
Amy: If she's not playing, then I'm not either.
Max: Since I've already been humiliated, can I go?
Chris: Okay, everyone just settle down.
Sky: I'm with Amy, we should stop. Not that I've got any secrets to hide, heh.
Jasmine: Sit down, Amy! We're not losing this game!
Rodney: Whoa! Take it easy!
Chris: Hey! Host talking here! I decide when the challenge is over.
Sugar: Whatever, I'm out of here.
Dave: Not until we win!
Suddenly everyone starts arguing except Ella.
Chris: All right, shut it! Thanks to that pathetic digression, now we don't have enough time to finish this challenge! Happy? (Everyone cheers) Well, you won't be happy for long. Come back after the break for an all-new challenge from which there is no escape. And in the meantime,
Chris hits both the red and green button at the same time.
[Commercial Break]
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Welcome, players! Now that you're all here, it's time for part two of today's challenge. The mad skills obstacle course! The relay race begins with a mad dash from the kick start. Forget coffee, if this baby doesn't get you going, nothing will. Then it's off to the race against time with the cannonball run, over to my personal fave, Wrecking Ball Alley. Hurts so good. And moving on, we head to the Gang Plank, complete with rabid hungry beavers followed by the bouncy agony of Double Trouble. And finally, the Grand Slam, where you'll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitt, while avoiding those deadly bats. Piece of cake. (chuckles) Oh, and as you may remember, I said that the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two?
Sky: But there was no winner!
Chris: Yeah, don't remind me. The losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing. But since we never actually finished the competition, I've decided that everybody has to wear them! Ha ha.
Amy: Hey, what's with the grandpa glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these.
Chris: Dork-tacular goggles won't make part two easy, or attractive, but it can be done. In theory. Competitors, take your positions. First up at the kick start, it's Jasmine against Shawn. Then, it's Ella versus Rodney versus the cannonballs. Sugar faces Max in Wrecking Ball Alley, Scarlett is up against Sky at the Gang Plank, Sammy and Dave will battle Double Trouble. And Topher will fight Beardo for the Grand Slam. Amy is on standby by if a tiebreaker is needed. The first team to finish wins the whole shebang! And the other team loses a member tonight. Since it's a relay race, you'll need something to pass: your mascots! Oh, intern!
Two interns with said mascots appear. One has a green mohawk with a skull on his shirt. He is also wearing a spiked collar. The other one appears to be talking to him. She has brown hair with a black shirt and green pants.
Chris: Team Rat gets a mutant rat. And Team Maggot gets... a mutant maggot. Thank you, Duncan.
Courtney: Don't think for a second that this stops my lawsuit!
Chris: Just go already!
They do just that, but not before flipping Chris off and kissing.
Jasmine: Ew!
Chris: And... go!
With Jasmine vs Shawn, Shawn barely takes the lead. Rodney vs Ella seems to be clear cut as Ella nearly avoids a cannon ball... which hits Rodney in the face. Ella offers to help her up. You can imagine what happens next.
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Whoa. I never felt this way before! Love is an arrow that can't be dodged!
(Confessional: Off)
Ella takes the lead. With Max vs. Sugar, Max decides to cheat by slightly putting the glasses up to see. Max takes the lead. With Scarlett vs. Sky, Sky easily takes the lead. One of the platforms that Scarlett stands on breaks and she falls in the mud. Two mutant bevers are ready to eat her, but with her thinking, she makes a female beaver out of mud and some parts of a tree. The bevers fall in love with said mud.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: With that anger in their eyes, I knew that there was something missing in their lives. Hmm... Those are most likely song lyrics since love is the most common song genre.
(Confessional: Off)
Sky then gives Dave the maggot.
Dave: Got it.
They touch hands in the process. They both smile. Sky has a hint of a blush too. Dave leans in... only to get hit with vomit. Curtesy of the maggot.
Dave: Eww! Help me! I need hand sanitizer! I need-
Sky: Dave! It's ok! Calm down!
Chris: Ah, love. So, stupid!
With this display Scarlett gains the lead.
Sky: Oh no! Dave! run!
Now it's Topher vs. Beardo. Topher goes first, but under shots it. Beardo goes and over shots it. While proceeding to get hit in the face with one of the bats. Topher gives a retry, but not before giving a comment to Chris.
Topher: And it looks like gorgeous player Topher is learning from George's mistakes. Dude, Chris, I'm loving this challenge. You must've been up all night planning this one. 'Cause you kinda look like you were.
Chris: Do I look tired? (Chef whistles)
Topher then successfully lands the shot and wins, but not until the rat decides to bite his arm.
Chris: The Rats win! (The rats cheer) To the Maggots, the spoils. McLean brand soap, shampoo, and conditioner guaranteed to wash off the stink.
Rodney: Stink.
Chris: Maggots, see you at the elimination ceremony.
It's shown that Dave is talking to his teammates. For some reason Beardo isn't there.
Dave: All right, guys. Beardo gotta go! He totally screwed up today!
Sky: Oh, come on. Beardo might have failed the challenge, but he's got some upper body strength! The fact that he could carry his own weight is incredible.
Dave: But you can do that!
Sky: Beardo is on the heavier side though. Come on please!
Dave: Ok. Don't you think that his sound effects are annoying?
Shawn: Well, yes but-
Dave: He's annoying, and he cost us the challenge. That's the perfect combination!
Ella: I don't know.
A light bulb is on top of Sugar. Hold on, that only happens in car- oh wait!
Sugar: Ella? Can I talk to you privately?
Ella: Sure!
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Now you might be wonderin' "Sugar, don't you hate Ella?" I do, but I figured a way for her to at least be useful.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Ready? Everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser. But that is one marshmallow you do not wanna eat. To the votes! The following people are safe. Shawn, Ella, Sky, and Dave. Which leaves George and Sugar.
Beardo: Please stop calling me that.
Chris: And the the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to...
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Chris: Beardo!
Beardo makes the packman dying sound effect.
Dave: (Sighs in relief) Game over.
Beardo: Do... do you really hate my sound effects that much?
Dave: Uh, yeah!
Beardo: I'm sorry, but I'm a pretty shy guy and making sound effects is how I communicate until I open up.
Dave: R-really?
Beardo: Sorry I couldn't be-
Chris: Wasting time here!
Beardo is now in the Hurl of shame.
Chris: Any last words before you ride the Hurl of Shame, Beardo?
Beardo makes the sound effect of the Hurl of shame.
Chris: Alright already!
It then throws Beardo to Play de Losers, but not before shouting
Beardo: IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
Chris: Two hurls down, twelve to go! Who will be eliminated next? Tune in and find out on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
And so, another episode ends. Judging by the eliminations, you can probably guess who's going next.
Beardo... Oh Beardo. I would've loved it if he had stayed in more episodes. Too bad he only appeared in one episode. Here that? He did worse than Staci! Anyway, I really liked his sound effects, although he isn't my favorite. He probably would be if he stayed longer, but if I had to rank him... I'd place him 5th/4th out of the 14 contestants. He's tied with someone. That might seem generous, but you got to realize that they're a lot of bad characters here.
Votes:
Beardo- Voted for Sugar
Dave- Voted for Beardo
Ella- Voted for Beardo
Shawn- Voted for Beardo
Sky- Voted for Sugar
Sugar- Voted for Beardo
(4 Beardo) (2 Sugar)