Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... we learned that although our campers are here to win, they're all losers in one way or another. Really, really big losers. It was a psychological butt-kicking that quickly turned literal, then comical, then hysterical! (chuckles) But in the end, Beardo got the biggest boot of all. Bye-bye! I love my job. Stay tuned as more things blow up, more contestants throw up, and some even try to hook up. Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
It's shown that Jasmine is about to leave her cabin. Amy is quick to notice.
Amy: Where're you going?
Jasmine: I'm going forging. We can't be stuck eating Chef's cooking.
Amy: That sounds dangerous? Do you need some help?
Jasmine: I'd appreciate that. 4 hands are better than two.
Amy: Samey! Wake up!
Sammy: Huh?
Amy: Go get me some berries. I'm starving. And don't be all lazy like when you were born!
Jasmine: You remember your own birth?
Scarlett: It's definitely possible. Just unlikely.
Amy: After I was born, mommy and I had to wait seventeen minutes for Samey to come out. Ugh! Can you imagine? If I could've walked, I would've left without her.
During the forging.
Jasmine: You should stand up to your sister. You're the underdog and underdogs have a lot of fight and honor in them. Tap into it.
Sammy: Um... yeah. I-I guess, but when I do, she always finds a way to ruin it for me.
Jasmine: Don't worry. When you stand up for yourself next time, I'll be here! And next time we forage, don't help me every morning just 'cause Amy tells you to.
Sammy: You... you don't want me to come?
Jasmine: That's not what I said. I just want it to be your decision, not hers. Stop letting your sister treat you like a servant.
Sammy: Oh, she never treats me that well.
Jasmine: Then do something about it!
Sammy: How can I? She's everyone's favorite. She's the pretty one.
Jasmine: You're identical twins! You're both the pretty one!
Sammy: Really?
Jasmine: Sammy, look. The first person who stands up for you has gotta be you.
Sammy: Wow. So, are we like, friends? If not, that's okay. I don't have a lot of friends, so I-I'm not, I just-
Jasmine: The way Amy treats you bothers me, so yeah, I guess we're friends. And I have trouble making friends too. I don't know why but,
She punches a tree, and some apples fall.
Jasmine: People find me a bit intimidating.
The rats decide to have a picnic instead of joining the Maggots in the main lodge.
Rodney: Look at all this stuff. Thanks, Jasmine. Thanks, Amy.
Sammy: Amy? It was me! Not Amy!
Amy: Ugh, what is your problem, Samey?
Sammy: I'm tired of you taking credit for things that I do.
Topher: And Samey is on the attack!
Sammy: I'm the nice one. Amy is a monster!
Amy: (gasps) How could you say that? I'm your sister! (cries)
Max: Jealousy is the lowest form of evil.
Rodney: Samey, what is wrong with you?
Sammy: I, I-I... ugh!
Jasmine: Wait... I recognize crocodile tears anywhere! You just want sympathy! How can you be so mean to your own sister?
(Confessional: Amy and Topher)
Amy: 'Kay. Since when does anyone take Samey's side? She's just a wannabe me. A spare Amy. (gasps) Her name should be Sparemy. I am going to change her birth certificate as soon as we get home.
Topher: Well, that's that plan thrown out the window.
(Confessional: Off)
Topher: And after laying down some brutal blows, Samey heads off with an angry Jasmine defending her. Will Team Rat be able to get past this? Stay tuned to find out.
Meanwhile with the Maggots. The area is mostly quiet.
Dave: Ok, no one is gonna say it? Where is team Maggot?
The team shrugs
Dave: Don't you guys think it's weird at all?
Mutant Maggots except Dave: No.
Sky: Maybe they're just spending time together. Maybe they're having a picnic?
Dave: A picnic huh?
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Attention, players! Please head directly to the looming tragedy that is Mt. Looming Tragedy! Your race begins... now!
Everyone runs out. Shawn, Jasmine, Sky, and Rodney are in the front. Everyone else is behind. Max and Amy being the last to arrive.
Chris: Okay, mutant food. On with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way up to that cliff. First team to reach the top gets advantage in part two. You can climb with your hands or use whatever you find in the pile. Don't worry. This junkyard doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle!
{Skipping this challenge. Ella arrives first thanks to some birds, but the rats win thanks to Scarlett.}
Chris: Greetings, ice teens! Cold enough for you? (chuckles) I'll take that as a yes. Time for part two of today's challenge. Capture the snow fort. To win, you have to either demo the enemy's fort or capture their flag and bring it back to your own fort. Oh and Ella?
Ella: Yes?
Chris: Since your singing gives an unfair advantage, if you sing again, you're off the show. Got it? Good. (Ella sighs sadly) Anyway, Rats won the first part, so they get first dibs on the forts.
Topher and Sammy: E-e-easy. C-c-castle.
Amy: N-no! Knowing Chris, it has to be a t-trap. We'll take the s-sack.
In said sack.
Scarlett: (sarcastically) Great... It's an amazing fort.
Chris: (through megaphone) Listen up, players. Here's how it works. Use the shovel in each fort to fire your collection of mystery snowballs, which you can fire at each other's forts.
Sugar: Awesome! I took out my uncle's left eye with a meatball this way! Sorry again Uncle Joe.
Sky: Why are they called mystery balls?!
Chris: Because they all inflict major damage, thanks to the secret weapon hiding inside each ball! But some will damage you, so choose wisely! Each team has to elect a captain to command and conquer.
Jasmine and Rodney: As team captain, I say we-
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Back on the farm, it's me, my dad, and my 5 little brothers. I'm kinda used to being in charge.
(Confessional: Off)
Jasmine: How about a Thumb wrestle?
They do just that. Jasmine wins.
Rodney: We'll do it your way...
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Jasmine is so amazing. I'd hate to break the news to Ella, but it's the right thing to do.
(Confessional: Off)
Dave: I'm captain. Live with it. Me, Sugar, and Shawn are gonna guard. Ella and Sky are gonna capture their rat-y flag.
Sky: Wait. Why is Ella with me?
Dave: You really think Ella has the guts to defend?
Sky: ...Good point.
Chris: And... go!
{Challenge over. Maggots win. Max makes a device to help the team win which is the magnifying glass that B used. Scarlett improved it, but not before Max calling her sidekick. Sky managed to remove it before their fort is gone.}
Near the cabin. Every rat is there.
Jasmine: Ok team, who should we eliminate?
Amy: Well, it has to be Sparemy! She's the most useless team member here!
Jasmine: I seem to remember her contributing more than you. And It's SAMMY.
Topher: Like how you forced Samey to carry you? Or how you picked the shack instead of the castle?
Amy: Are you serious right now?! You really choose a bole of mush?!
Scarlett: That depends. Which one is the bole of mush?
Amy: Ugh!
She storms off, but with a smirk on her face.
Rodney: Wow.
Jasmine: So, it's agreed. We boot Amy.
Scarlett: Actually, if you think about it Amy a better option to keep. She has a temper which can be useful.
Jasmine: Ok Scarlett. Have you seen the previous seasons of Total Drama?
Scarlett: Yes, but to only study one some certain characters actions.
Jasmine: Which means you know about the antagonists right?
Scarlett: You want me to stop an antagonist from appearing?
Max: Good luck with that. There's no way you'll get rid of me!
Jasmine: We were talking about Amy. So now that's settled. Let's go for something good to eat.
Everyone leaves, but someone pulls Rodney and Scarlett back. That person is Amy. In the process, Rodney bumps into Scarlett.
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Woah. I never felt this way about two girls before. Wait! I have 5 girlfriends! Which love is my truest love?
(Confessional: Off)
Amy: Forget everything that Jasmine said and vote Samey!
Scarlett and Rodney: Ok.
Scarlett: I was gonna do it anyway.
Amy: Good. If I survive, I'll take you to the final 3.
Later...
Sammy is shown sitting by herself eating an apple. Amy arrives.
Amy: Ugh! Gimme that! You don't deserve to eat. And I've talked to the rest of the team about how you lost us the challenge. Enjoy being hurl-fodder. See you at the elimination ceremony, Sparemy!
She laughs as she walks walk eating said apple
Amy: So funny.
At the elimination ceremony.
Chris: After another jam-packed day of losing, it all comes down to this. The following Rats are safe. Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett, Rodney, and Max. Which leaves Amy and Sammy.
Sammy: At least I'm not going home first.
Chris: The sister that is going home, and the toxic marshmallow goes to...
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Amy: Get on with it!
Chris: I will not let you spoil the dramatic tension!
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Chris: Amy.
Amy: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Chris: Way.
Amy: If I'm eliminated then Samey outlasted me?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: Chef! We got a sore loser! Time for the Hurl of Shame. Any final words, Amy?
Amy: THIS IS THE WORST-
Chris: Time's up! (Amy screams)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Phew. She's had it coming for years. Finally I beat her in something. If I win the million, I'm gonna rub it in Amy's face.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Come back for more mutants, mayhem, and manipulation next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Miner difference. Only did it because Amy would have no reason to tell on Sammy. In the next episode someone will get voted out and no one will quit. Can you guess who?
What do I have to say about Amy other than the fact that I'm glad my siblings don't treat me like garbage. She is my second to last least favorite. Leonard is slightly worse. Only slightly.
Votes:
Amy- Voted for Samey
Jasmine- Voted for Amy
Max- Voted for Amy
Rodney- Voted for Sammy
Sammy- Voted for Amy
Scarlett- Voted for Sammy
Topher- Voted for Amy
(4 Amy) (3 Sammy)
Sorry if this was bad, but I think the next one is pretty good. Far from the one I'm most proud off, but I still think it's good.