Before we start, the reason that I made Dave the captain of team Maggot was because of his audition tape. He said that he was willing to do whatever it takes to win. Why not prove it by being the captain?
Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... twelve annoying adolescents attacked it out in awesome aeronautics of assault! Why all the A words? As you know, Amy proved she was an annoying assistant for her team who had a part to play in their loss. And now, tonight's challenge is about fear! And everyone knows fear is a dish best served... in the dark! (Evil laughter) Huh? Chef!
Chef: Wardrobe was all out of vampire costumes!
Chris: It's all scary! Other than that. Right here, right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island! A-ha-ha!
[Theme song]
Twas the night before the challenge and the contestants were resting.
Until they would be in a rude awakening.
Curtesy of Chris, their host.
Who calls himself the most.
(Airhorn blares continuously)
Chris: Run! Run for your lives!
Everyone screams and runs out of their cabins.
(The airhorn stops)
Turns out that a big fella with a Canadian leaf on his shirt blasted the air horn.
Chris: Thanks, intern!
Owen: HUH?!
Chris: Challenge time! Your challenge: A scavenger hunt for three creepy souvenirs. Your locations? A haunted forest, a scary pet cemetery, and an extra spook-tastic cave. First team to each location gets a special clue. But watch out for booby traps. I really went to town with them! (chuckles) So move fast and stick together! You'll be penalized for each player you lose!
Scarlett: What does the spider represent?
Chris: Oh, yeah. There's some kind of giant mutated spider sort of running around loose on the island.
Owen: WHAT'S ON THE LOOSE?!
Sky: A GIGANTIC MUTATED SPIDER!
Chris: There's nothing to fear but mortal terror itself! Talk soon! (Airhorn blares)
Chris: Get to work, lackey.
Owen: WHAT?!
Sky arrives first.
Jasmine: One of these days, I'm gonna win, Sky!
Sky: Keep talking, Jasmine.
Dave: Woo! First place!
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Welcome to the Haunted Forest! Your clue can be found at the base of this tree!
Sugar then climbs the tree
Sugar: Ah!
Chris: (over loudspeaker) In a bear trap! (chuckles)
Scarlett: Let's go! I have an idea.
The team follows Scarlett.
Sugar: Read the clue, Dave.
Jasmine: So, what's your big plan?
Scarlett: Find a place to hide so we can follow the Maggots and their clue to our first souvenir. Into that bush! Shh! They're coming!
Dave: Inside a knot is a nest, your souvenir lives with a pest. Find Polaris to travel northwest. Polaris is the North Star!
Sky: The North Star is right there, so this way's northwest! There's a path!
Scarlett: They're getting away! C'mon!
Sky: "Inside the knot is a nest." Hey Dave? What was the middle part? Dave? Dave?! Dave?!
Sugar: What, did we lose Dave?
Ella: (gulps) We get a penalty or each lost player, right?
Shawn: And there's some kind of spider crawling around, right?
Sugar: We're looking for a knot with a nest, right?
Sky: There it is! Score!
Ella: Wait! What about Dave?
After the Maggots retrieve their key thanks to Shawn.
Ella: What happened? Shawn? Shawn?! Shawn!
Sugar: Guess he's gone. So's the squid and we got the key. Ha ha!
Ella: But we've lost two players.
Sugar: Yeah, two players that stink at this game. Come on, let's go!
Ella: Uh, I don't know...
Team Rat arrives on the scene.
Ella: (chuckles) Gee, uh, maybe we should search for the object way over there with the rest of our teammates. 'Cause it's not just the two of us! (chuckles)
Sammy: Look! Team colors!
Scarlett: Could be a trap. We should send in our most expendable player.
Sammy: No one's expendable.
Scarlett: Do you wanna play nice or do you wanna win? Jamsine, throw Max.
Jasmine: Now who died and mad you-
Scarlett: We don't have time for this! Throw him!
Jasmine indeed does.
Max: Ugh! Simpletons! I got the key!
Max throws down the key
Sammy: Hey Topher, you think this key's gonna open up something later on in the challenge? Topher? Whoa, where's Topher? Topher? Topher?!
Scarlett: And we call off the search and forge ahead.
Jasmine: What is wrong with you?
Sammy: Topher!
Scarlett: We're not leaving him, he left us. That means he's AWOL. Now, let's go!
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Ok, what is up with Scarlett? She wasn't acting like this before. Probably has something to do with Max. They hhave been hanging out lately.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Welcome to the Wawanakwa Pet Cemetery!
Scarlett: We're first, Max! Go get the clue!
He does what he's told.
Sammy: Aren't three 6's supposed to be evil?
Jasmine: Let's fan out and look for numbers!
The team does that. Sammy get's taken in the process. Meanwhile with Team Maggot.
Dave: Hey, Sky!
Sky: Dave?! And Shawn? How?! I saw the both of you get taken!
Dave: Yeah, but I gave it a good punch and it let us go.
Shawn: Yeah, that's a lie. I saved him. You're welcome.
Dave: Thanks. (To Sky) You weren't worried too much without me, were you?
Sky: I mean, I was. It's important that each member is safe.
Dave: ...Ok, Sky, I like you. What I want to know… do you like me too?
(Confessional: Sky and Dave)
Sky: Who stares at a girl and says, "I like you"? That's not how it works. You're supposed to write it on a note and give it to a friend of the person you like. Then she tries to pass it to the girl, gets caught by the teacher, and the teacher reads it out loud into class. Everybody knows that! (sighs) Plus, getting into a relationship with someone who will eventually be competition makes no sense.
Dave: That wasn't the most subtle way to confess, but it's like a band-ad.
He almost throws up
(Confessional: Off)
A nervous Sky burps at Dave and Shawn.
Dave and Shawn: I can taste your burp in my eyes.
Sky: Sorry, that happens when I'm nervous.
Dave: So, was that belch a yes or a no?
Sky: It was an "I like you too" burp, but-
Dave: Don't wanna hear the but! Let's just see where things go. Okay?
Sky: But Dave. (sigh) Maybe later...
Shawn: Ok, we're obviously not gonna vote for each other, right?
Dave: Well-
Sky covers his mouth.
Sky: Of course! We're friends.
Shawn: How about we keep it that way until either it's just the three of us or the merge hits?
Sky and Dave: Sure.
{Turns out that Dave, Shawn, and Sky reach the end with Rodney. The maggots win again.}
Chris: Team rat, welcome to the elimination ceremony again. Where's Chef with the Marshmallow of Loserdom?
Turns out that the radioactive spider was Izzy. While still wearing the costume, she shoots plunger bows at Chef, having the time of her life.
Chris: Whatever. Following rats are safe. Sammy, Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett, and Rodney. And the person going home tonight is Max!
Max: What!? Revenge! You shall regret ever having met me, Chris McLean!
Chris: Little late for that.
Max: The pain I will inflict on you will-
Chris: But... Max is not going home tonight.
Max: Huh. Fear got the better of you.
Chris: Tonight's eliminated Rat is tomorrow's new Maggot.
Max: (To Scarlett) I'd say it's been a pleasure, but we all know the truth. You're inferior.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: Yeah. He's starting to annoy me. At least we don't have to interact anymore. Sidekick my butt.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: (Sigh) kind of disappointing no one's going for a catapult ride, though.
A pretty looking blond walks to Chris holding a bottle.
Lindsay: I finished filling your toilets with spring water.
Chris gives a mischievous smirk. Cut to Lindsay in the hurl of shame.
Lindsay: This is so unfair! I'm not even competing!
Chris: Relax, you're not being eliminated. You're welcome to swim back here. I gave you a flotation device, after all.
Lindsay: Wait! It doesn't match my outfit.
Chris doesn't listen and hurls her.
Chris: (chuckles) Better. Wanna know who I catapult off the island next? You'll have to come back to find out right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Yep. No elimination. Max is now a maggot. I was thinking of eliminating Max, but I had an idea. Bing bang boom, he stays longer. The reason why I like this chapter is because it involves the chapter that I'm most proud of. I can't wait for it!
Votes are everyone except Max votes Max and Max votes Rodney.