Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... eleven campers went on a scavenger hunt. That was spooky. And very very painful. Ha ha. Dave finally confessed, but Sky had a secret on her own, and just when we thought it couldn't get any weirder, Arachna-Izzy showed up to do an eight-legged tap dance for a captive audience and her buddy Chef. In the end, Max, the wanna be villain, was so annoying that the team gave him the old vote heave ho, but I put him on the opposite team instead. Hey, it's my show. I can do what I want. Who will ride the Hurl of Shame next? How many times can I laugh at them before then? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
The birds chirp and the mutant birds decide to join. Then a loud scream is heard. It sounds like a female, but it was Dave and Topher. Sky and, for some reason, Sugar check on Dave.
Sky: Dave?! What's wrong?!
Dave: All my hand sanitizer is gone!
Sky: Maybe you used all of it?
Dave: No! I know I didn't use all of it!
Max: Ugh! Is this how you simpletons wake up?! I'm going for a walk.
He then leaves.
Sugar: New guy shows up and sanitizer is gone. Get it?
Dave: Max is the type of guy to do that. Hmm…
Meanwhile with Topher. Jasmine walks into the cabin Topher's cabin.
Jasmine: Why are you screaming? It's too early for this!
Topher: I was robbed!
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Topher: My Chris-Mclean-Limited-Edition-Hair-Gel! It's gone!
Jasmine: Maybe you lost it? Wait, where's my back-up hat?
Topher: Back-up hat?
Jasmine: I keep it around for luck. I think someone is stealing!
Rodney, Sammy, Ella, Shawn, and Scarlett seem to be going through the same thing.
Rodney: My love necklace!
Scarlett: My own book!
Sammy: My pom-poms!
Shawn: My back-up hat.
Ella: My lucky dog whistle!
After getting over his freak-out, thanks to Sky, Dave prepares a picnic for Sky.
Shawn: Didn't you say Sky was hesitant about getting into a relationship?
Dave: No. All she said was, "I like you too, but-"... the "but" could be anything. Maybe it was "I like you too, but even more than you like me."
Shawn: Uh-huh. Sky's competitive, amigo. She's not here for a relationship. She's here for the million bucks! Aren't you?
Dave: I don't care about the money.
Shawn: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear over your insanity!
Dave: Wouldn't you pay a million dollars for the chance to be with your true love?
Shawn: (Gasp) I'll go find Sky for you.
Shawn then bumps into Ella who is walking towards the mess hall.
Ella: Shawn! Have you seen Dave?
Shawn: He's in the clearing, ready to bear his soul for... love!
Shawn then leaves.
Ella: Could it be for me?!
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: Is Dave going to confess his affection for me? Ever since he saved me from Max, I've have been thinking that he was my prince. I only hope he isn't planning a picnic. The birds who follow me will eat everything. (Bird chirp) Yes, that includes you, Alan.
(Confessional: Off)
Dave: Ella?
Ella: Yes, Prince David?
Dave: D-Dave is fine. Um, I kinda set up this romantic picnic, 'cause uh...
Ella: I'm listening.
Dave: It's for someone very special.
Ella: (giggles) Oh, David. I'm so-
Dave: And she's gonna be here any minute, so would you mind, like, going away? Before Sky shows up?
Ella: This is for... Sky? Of course, it is! Heh, I'll... just uh... (choking up) I'll, uh, you know... (crying)
Ella runs off with tears in her eyes.
Dave: Ella wait! Oh… I messed up…
The maggots arrive at the mess hall while the Rats have their daily picnic.
Sky: Ella, what happened? Are you okay?
Ella: I'm fine. It's just that my heart is filled with sorrow.
Sugar: (laughs) (clears throat) That was about something else.
Ella: I thought Dave liked me. But it's you who captured his heart Sky.
Sky: He does like me? Yes! Sorry. And I'm sorry about my smile. A-Are you okay? Am I still smiling? I am so sorry.
Dave arrives.
Dave: Sorry I'm late. I was, uh...
Sky: It's okay. Hi.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: What am I doing? What am I doing? I can't. I just... what am I doing?
(Confessional: Off)
Dave: Ella I'm so-
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Attention, campers! Breakfast is cutting into precious time that you could spend getting injured! (chuckles) Grab your swimsuits and meet me at the dock! Pronto!
Dave groans.
Chris: You have ten seconds to exit the mess hall before I release... the raccoon!
Dave: The raccoon?
Everyone laughs until a mutant raccoon scares the figurative crap out of them.
Sugar: Hey, where y'all going? Oh well. More for me!
Dave: What's the matter with you!? That thing could have killed us!
Chris: (Chuckles) Nah. Only if you got between him and food. Hm. Team Maggot looks like you're missing a player!
Sugar is then leaving the mess hall. She calmly walks out.
Sugar: Tried to tell him it wasn't a dinner for 2.
Chris: Never mind! All right, here to help get today's competition underway, say hello to one of our interns, Bridgette!
Bridgette: Let's get this over with. Remember, my contract said, "demonstration only".
A pretty strong guy who is wearing a pink shirt is worried about Bridgette.
Geoff: This is safe, right?
Chris: Relax, no demo needed. Just chum the water with our intern, Lindsay. And try not to get eaten.
Lindsay: Ew! What is this stuff?
Chris: Leftovers. From season 1.
Lindsay: Gross!
Fang then tries to eat said leftovers and, in the process, eats half the boat.
Bridgette: So not cool!
Chris: Challenge part one! Each team must get a pair of water skis in an underwater mission or drown trying. One victim- I mean, camper... will snag the skis in an old school diving suit and float them to the surface while the rest of their team pumps them oxygen. First team to surface their skis wins and gets an advantage in part two.
Sugar: Listen up, maggots! I'm diving!
Shawn: Hey! What are you saying? None of us can do it?
All Sugar had to do was drop the helmet on Ella.
Ella: Sugar makes a solid point.
Sugar: Listen to Ella, get busy pumping air, and don't make me use my shark tooth.
She digs through her hair but finds nothing.
Shawn: Since when did you-
Sugar: All right, who took my Shark Tooth!?
Rodney: Guys, I suggest we draw straws to see who dives.
Jasmine: Forget the straws! I'm diving!
Rodney: Sure.
Chris: Ready? Go!
Scarlett is pumping air. She doesn't seem tired. Sky is pumping air. Dave is unfortunately standing on the air pipe.
Dave: So… What was the "but"?
Sky: Huh? The but? I'm not sure what you mean.
Dave: You wanted to tell me something.
Sky: Oh… Dave… I… I have a-
Shawn: Dave! Get off the air pipe!
{First part of challenge is over and the Maggots win.}
Chris: The Maggots are the first to grab water skis! Their reward? A McLean brand speed boat to use in part two of the challenge.
Sky: Sweet!
Chris: And for the Rats...
(Engine sputtering)
Chris: A totally leaky dinghy!
The Rats groan.
Sugar: (chuckles) Suckers.
Chris: Part two of the challenge! a death-defying water ski race! The goal? Be the first to ring four bells on these four totally harmless buoys.
An explosion is heard as Lindsay and Bridgette fly to the air only to land on the dock of shame.
Chris: Make that three bells. See? You totally got to demo the challenge.
Geoff: Bridgette! You, ok?
Bridgette: Now that you're here.
They make out.
Chris: Who will cry for their mommy? And whose cries will be drowned out by explosions? Find out when we return.
[Commercial Break]
Chris: Before the break, the Maggots got dibs on a sweet speedboat, which they'll need. Meanwhile, the Maggots are stuck dodging water mines in a leaky dinghy that couldn't float in a kiddie pool.
Dave: Need some ice for that burn.
Chris: Choose three campers to water ski, one to drive, and one to operate your gull cannon.
Sammy: Gull cannon?
Chris: Yeah, you heard me. Each team gets three chances to shoot the bells. Or the other team. Especially the other team.
Scarlett: This seagull looks abnormal.
Chris: Oh, that's not a seagull. These babies are half seagull, half rattlesnake, all with paralyzing venom. Whichever team rings the most bells wins!
{During the challenge}
Scarlett: Well, that's just great! Sugar hits Sammy with a gull, our boat is finished, and now we'll never win.
Jasmine: At least they're M.I.A. too. Thanks to Fang.
This was true. Fang destroyed their boat. At least there were rocks nearby.
Dave: (Groans) What are we gonna do now? Thanks to Fang, we're finished.
Shawn: And it looks like its back for round two.
This is true. Fang was rushing to the group. Everyone except Sugar screams as she isn't with the group.
Sky: Oh no!
Fang arrives and decides to chow down on Dave. Dave's muffled screams are heard.
Sky: Ella! Sing to Fang! Sing to him!
Ella: I... I can't. Chris said that if I sing again, he would send me home.
Sky: He'll never know, Ella. Sing!
Dave: (Muffled) Whatever you do, can you hurry it up?
Ella starts to harmonize, but then Fang gets tired of Dave and spits him out
Shawn: Huh. Guess he wanted a meal. Not a snack.
{Challenge is over. Maggots win.}
Topher: Hmm… Could it be under the bed?
He looks and finds something. He realizes what it is and quickly puts it away.
Rodney: Why are you so nervous?
Topher: Nothing!
Rodney: What's under the bed?
Topher: Nothing!
Rodney moves him out of the way and looks. Turns out what was under the bead is everyone's items that were stolen.
Rodney: You're a theft?!
Topher: No! I'm not! I was framed!
Rodney: GUYS! TOPHER STOLE OUR STUFF!
Everyone except Max runs in.
Topher: No! I didn't steal it.
(Confessionals: Sugar and Topher)
Sugar: Yeah. I stole that stuff. Threw my shark tooth in there too. I was gonna pin it on Max, but I found a way for him to be useful. It was between Rodney and Topher, but Rodney can't really do anything bad to girls. (chuckles) That was to easy!
Topher: (Sigh) Well, this might be my last confessional. I might as well tell you my plan for the money. I was gonna try to host my own Total Drama show. Too bad that'll never happen.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: After an episode bursting with betrayal, it's the Rats who have back stabbed the best. Following campers are momentarily safe. Jasmine, Scarlett, and the artist formerly known as Bucket Head.
Sammy: I don't like that nickname.
Chris: And the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to...
Topher looks at Chris sadly and Rodney remains neutral.
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Chris: Topher.
Topher: (Sigh) I kne-
Chirs: But Topher is NOT going home!
The rats except Topher gasp. Topher breaths a sigh of relief.
Chris: After looking over the footage and laughing a lot, it came to my attention that Ella broke her number one rule.
Sky: But she didn't sing!
Chris: She was about to sing, so it counts. You're going home.
Ella: Aw... So long, everyone. I enjoyed our time together. Don't be sad, Sugar. Be happy.
Sugar: Okay! I'll try! (chuckles)
Ella: At least now, I am free to sing whenever I want. Which is always!
(Music begins)
Chris: Huh? Wha-what the? I didn't okay a musical bit!
Ella: My time on the show is fresh and done
But that's not to say I didn't have fun
I'll do my best not to cry
But now I have to say goodbye
Chris: No! Knock it off!
Ella: I came on Total Drama and survived it just fine
With only minor damage to the base of my spine
I gave it my best try
And now I have to say goodbye
I'll miss you all from tall to small (Points at Jasmine and hugs Sky.)
And even this little gnome (Pokes Max's nose.)
Max: Hey!
Ella: (To Dave) So long my prince You made my heart wince
And now I'm headed home
I broke the rules and now I'm paying the price
And soon will be launched from this hurling device
I'll do my best not to die 'Cause now I have to say goodbye-e-e-e-e!
She then gets launched.
Chris: And that's enough of that! As tempting as it is to see how many kids I can stuff into the hurl of shame, ten remain. Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Sorry. That sucked so much. I was thinking about saving Ella, but I didn't really have an idea where to eliminated her. I mean, I could have replace her and Topher's placements. Ya know, maybe I should've done that... My bad.
I didn't want the episode to be too boring, so I decided to have the stolen items bit. Sugar is smart … sometimes. She's willing to manipulate to win. She did that to Sky. Why not do it to Ella? If it wasn't obvious, Ella and Sugar had an alliance. Speaking of Ella.
Ella. Sweet innocent Ella. Although, I didn't really like her until she was eliminated. Nothing about her really stood out to me. But at the same time, I never thought that Ella deserved to be eliminated. Out of everyone… I say she's 9th.
Everyone voted for Topher and Topher voted for Rodney.