Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... The campers got deep with an underwater scavenger hunt. Items were stolen, but in the end, Topher was going to get tossed for swiping everybody's stuff, even though it was really Sugar, but Ella stepped in and quit since she thought she was annoying. How true. Will the Maggots man up before they're a man down? Let's hope not! There's nothing more entertaining than a man down. Will Topher survive? Probably not but find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
Scarlett: Come on! Where is that darn idol! I need immunity!
She then sees a drone. She crushes it as it has the words, "Max" on it.
Scarlett: He keeps torturing me even on different teams!
Meanwhile, Max is shown with a camera, but it's not a recording camera. It's one of the security cameras acting like a video you record on your phone. He is shocked as he hears Scarlett as the screen turns black.
Max: No! All that time is now gone!
He then looks at the camera. The one that breaks the 4th wall.
Max: Sugar told me not to tell you what I'm doing.
Meanwhile, Sugar is sneaking as she looks for something. She then finds Chris trailer which is empty. She uses this to her advantage. She walks in, but the camera doesn't follow.
Sometime later…
Chris: (over loudspeaker) It's challenge time! Campers, meet me on the other side of the island! Welcome to your challenge! The Weird and Wild Fashion Spectacular!
Sugar: Fashion? Now you're talking!
Scarlett: Eh, fashion. Waste of time.
Chris: You won't be walking the catwalk. Nononono. No amount of fashion can help you people. Ha ha.
Sugar glares at him.
Chris: Here's how it's gonna work. Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, a makeup kit, and ten minutes to dress and make up a model, which you'll send down the runway to be judged by myself, Chef, and today's intern, Lindsay!
Lindsay: Yay! Don't you just love my new special fashion judge-y shoes?
Sammy: Wow! We get to dress an actual model!
Chris: Uh huh. Right after you catch one.
Scarlett: Catch a model? Easy. The way they eat, they'll pass out after three steps.
Chris: Did I say human models? Don't think so. No, your models are in there!
He points to the forest as a mighty roar is heard.
Chris: They're wild, they're mutated, and like me, despise teenagers. Okay, fashionistas! Go! (Airhorn blares)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: You might be wondering what Sugar has up her sleeve now. I won't tell you much, but I found a way to cause some trouble. The hard part is figuring out when to share it. Also, I made sure no cameras followed me. Can't have anyone find out.
(Confessional: Off)
Sugar: Pizza? What's this doing here?
She sees Fang and the trap he made.
Sugar: Hmm. Too bad there's bacon on it, otherwise I'd totally eat that. I hate eating pigs.
Fang then pulls the bacon off, but Sugar is fast enough to set the trap to let fang caught.
Sugar: (chuckles) Oh perfect! No bacon!
Scarlett: Hey, guys? How about that slimy maggot? The one that's the size of a beagle. It'd be a cinch to catch, and dress. We could just slide it down the runway.
Jasmine: Nice idea, Scarlett.
Topher: All right, step aside and let me work. This maggot's gonna look good.
Tourns out that the maggot looks just like Topher.
Topher: Aw yeah. Do I got style or what? (Maggot vomits)
Rodney: Um, I agree with the maggot.
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Three minutes remaining!
Jasmine: (gasps) We're running out of time!
Sammy: If you guys don't mind, I'll take a crack at it.
The Maggot is done.
Sammy: There. What do you think? Too much? Too little? Be honest. Unless you hate it.
Rodney: Wow, Sammy. Not bad.
Topher: (Mumbles) It's not good either.
Chris: (over loudspeaker) One minute!
Jasmine: It's fine. We're not spending all day on this. Let's get back to Chris.
Meanwhile, the maggots decide to get Sasquatchanakwa. Sky manages to hold him while Sugar dresses him.
Chris: It's freaky forest fashion time. Rats show me something fierce. Chef, drop that needle!
Topher: (uninterested) This gorgeous plus-sized maggot is showing off a bold, cheer like no other. Her swank new clothes perfectly complement her dynamite vintage tiny hands. Ech!
It looks like a cheerleader with tiny hands made of paper that hold pomp-pomps.
Chris: Little gross, what with the oozing and squirming. I give it an 8.5!
Everyone except Topher cheers. Lindsay gave it a 6.9.
Jasmine: Hey! What the heck!?
The maggot vomits on Chef which makes him change his score from an 8.1 to a 1.8.
Lindsay: Oops.
She flips her bored to make it 9.6.
Chris: Okay, show me what you got, Maggots!
Nothing happens…
Chris: Maggots?
The Maggots scream as Sasquatchanakwa chases them. For some reason, Scarlett smirks. She runs and pulls out her phone.
Dave: As you can see, Yeti is wearing a smart Bohemian striped ensemble! The outfit consists of a variety of garments applied forcefully to random parts of his body!
Lindsay: (gasps) That thing is huge!
Chris: Hmm. The strips don't complement the Yeti's husky physique.
Suddenly a group of people takes pictures of Sasquatchanakwa. Angrily, Sasquatchanakwa grabs one of the judges.
Lindsay: Chris is right, stripes are so- ah!
Sasquatchanakwa Takes Chris's Jetpack and flies off.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: Why actually compete when you can eliminate your competition?
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Hey! He took my jetpack! (Lindsay screams as she gets taken away.) Will Lindsay survive? And am I legally liable if she doesn't? Find out after the break.
[Commercial break.]
Chris: What do you mean I'm liable if the Yeti eats Lindsay? It's not my fault she's delicious! Gotta go. Hey, hey, hey! For our next challenge, the two teams will... compete to rescue Lindsay! Yep, that's it. Everyone grab a canoe and head to Boney Island!
At Boney Island.
Sammy: Lindsay! Where are you?
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Chris is gonna merge the teams any day now, so it's time to start working on the Rats. Hm, Sammy's ripe for the plucking. And you ask anybody on the farm back home, I'm a great plucker.
(Confessional: Off)
Sugar groans in sadness. Sammy doesn't notice. Sugar groans louder. Sammy notices.
Sammy: Sugar, are you okay?
Sugar: Mm, this is all my fault!
Sammy: What do you mean?
Sugar: Ella was disqualified! And she's the only one who could take care of that big ape! Lindsay is doomed! (crying)
Sammy: Aw, don't blame yourself. It'll all work out in the end, you'll see.
Sugar smiles at the camera.
(Confessional: Sammy and Sugar)
Sammy: Poor Sugar. Who knew she had a sensitive side?
Sugar fake cries which turns into a chuckle which turns into maniacal laughter which turns into loud coughing as a fly flies in her mouth.
(Confessional: Off)
Rodney decides to run up to the Yeti by himself.
Sky: How are we gonna rescue Lindsay before they do?
Dave: Maybe we could get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the yeti away!
Sky: Well, I guess I can do i-
Sugar: Maggots, break out the beauty products cuz I'm going in.
Sugar: Okay, you're sure this will make me look good? Right?
Sky: Yeah! I'm an expert at putting make-up on!
Max: If you call yourself a circus clown.
Sky: Mind your business!
Dave: Hurry, Rodney's making good time!
Sky: Aaaand. Done!
Sugar: Finally. Oh, yeti! Your princess is here!
Meanwhile with Rodney. He tries to rescue Lindsay, but he grabs her, and you can imagine what happens next. The Yeti knocks him off.
Sugar: Uh, hey, uh, sweet little... hairball. Feel like a tall glass of... gorgeous?
Lindsay: See? That's another what not to do. (The Yeti and Lindsay laugh at Sugar)
Sugar: Hey. What's so funny, you big ape?
Sugar then proceeds to punch the Yeti off the platform.
Sugar: That'll teach you to laugh at a beautiful lady!
Chris: Team Maggot, you've got immunity.
Dave, Shawn, and Sky: Yeah!
Topher: Aw, come on!
Sugar takes Lindsay's hand mirror
Sugar: Lemme see that. (gasps) (growls) Hey Sky, here's a makeover for you!
Sugar grabs some barrels and chucks them at Sky
Sky: (While dodging) I'm sorry!
Chris: As much as I'd love to let this go on forever, it's time to head back to camp. Rats, you've got some voting to do.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: (Growls) I know he stole our stuff, but Rodney is a better choice of being eliminated! Why won't they listen to me!?
(Confessional: Off)
Elimination time
Chris: Well, that was a complete fiasco. Topher, you bagged yourself a fashion fail. And Rodney, you just totally dropped the barrel on this one. So, one of the Rats is going home tonight. But, it's not gonna be Scarlett, Jasmine, or Sammy. You three are safe. Now then, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to…
Topher just looks at the ground. Rodney just blankly looks at the marshmallow.
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Chris: Topher.
Topher: Aww... I told you guys I didn't steal your stuff!
Chef cares him away.
Chris: Thank you, Chef. Now for something very special. Mutant Maggots, you're probably wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony. I'll need a strong volunteer from each team.
Jasmine: Right here!
Sky: Ditto!
Chris: Pack your bags!
Sammy: You're hurling them too?!
Chris: Nah. I don't give people time to pack before they get hurled. These two are switching teams. (All gasp)
Jasmine and Sky are sad by this news.
(Confessional: Sky and Dave)
Sky: I really like Dave, as a friend. But this is for the best, and I know Dave agrees.
Dave: No!
(Confessional: Off)
Sky: Wow. I guess I gotta go.
Dave: Hey, this doesn't change anything. We can still be friends, right?
Sky seems too eager to change teams.
Jasmine: I guess this is goodbye…
Sammy: Yeah… That doesn't mean we can't be friends. If I win, I promise I'll split the million with you!
Jasmine: Thank you. That goes both ways!
They hug.
Chris: Any last words before your ride to Loserdom?
Topher: No…
He is then hurled away.
Chris: Who will be the next loser hurled? How much can we humiliate them first? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Not the greatest elimination, but it was either him or Rodney. And like Sugar said, Rodney wouldn't steal from girls. Anyway, Jasmine and Sky swapped teams! This will be important later. I promise. I bet you thought that Sugar was gonna swap didn't you? This team swap is gonna impact the chapter I'm most proud of. WE'RE NEARING THE END PEOPLE! LOOK ALIVE!
Topher... Was actually not too bad of a character. Even though it was weird how he was just another Sierra and admired Chris, (Now that I think about it why hasn't she been mentioned by Chris?) There was never a time I disliked him. His line when he said, "I'll bring my face!" made me laugh. If he did replace Chris, he would've been one of my favorites, but sadly he is right under Ella, 10th, but only because he should've done more to make Chris look bad. Kinda what Sierra did, but on purpose.
Votes:
Jasmine- Voted for Topher
Rodney- Voted for Topher
Sammy- Voted for Topher
Scarlett- Voted for Rodney
Topher- Voted for Rodney
(3 Topher) (2 Rodney)