Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... we saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion. And how useless they are when it comes to rescues. In the end, Topher got the toss-a-roo, and Jasmine and Sky got tossed onto opposite teams.
A short girl with a side ponytail with a green shirt and pink pants uses a nail filer on Chris's toenails.
Chris: You call that buffing? I wanna see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail! Who will thrive and who won't survive?
A helicopter then arrives.
Department of Environmental Protection (or DEP) Man: (over megaphone) This is the Department of Environmental Protection! You're busted, McLean!
Chris: Aw, man. Meddling tree huggers. Launch Operation: Doomsday. Repeat, Operation: Doomsday! Over! What is Operation: Doomsday, you ask? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
Jasmine is out forging when she bumps into Shawn.
Jasmine: G'day, Shawn.
Shawn: Hey Jasmine. What's up?
Jasmine: Well, I was gonna get our team some fruits to eat, but I guess you were already doing it.
Shawn: Yeah.
They gaze into each other's eyes.
Jasmine: So, I notice that you mentioned Zombies from time to time.
Shawn: Yep! Gotta be careful. They could be on this island since they can walk under water.
Jasmine: (snort) Really?
She tries her best not to laugh.
Shawn: Yep!
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Usually when I talk to a girl, I'm the one who has to bring up the undead. Looks, survival skills, and a healthy fear of reanimated corpses? Man, this girl has everything!
(Confessional: Off)
Jasmine: Definitely. They could be anywhere.
Shawn: I better get this food back to the others. I'll uh, see you around? Or may you c-
Jasmine: Or maybe I could come with. Oh, I didn't mean to cut you off.
Shawn: It's ok. Let's go.
Meanwhile with the rats. Sammy and Sky are talking with each other.
Sky: And I guess that's why I decided I wanted to become an Olympian. Sometimes, you just gotta go for it. Right?
Sammy: Yeah. I was interested in that, but then I decided to be a cheerleader.
Sky: That's so cool. Although with Amy around, you aren't too popular, huh?
Sammy: Yeah. Although there was one time I got a date to the prom and Amy didn't.
Sky: Really?
Sammy: Yeah!
Sky: It's too bad that Amy treats you like dirt. My older sister is my role model. She almost made it onto the Candian Olympic team for rhythmic gymnastics.
Sammy: Wait... Is your sister named Autumn?
Sky: Yes.
Sammy: Omgosh! I saw that! It's so unfair that she was injured and still lost. Is she ok btw.
Sky: Yeah. A little sprained ankle would never keep her down!
They laugh. Undenounced to them, Scarlett is watching them with an angry expression.
The rats and maggots are in the mess hall.
Max: All right, let's get this disgusting joke we call breakfast over with.
Scarlett: We can't. Chef's not here and neither is breakfast.
They check the back.
Dave: There's no food in the fridge!
Sky: Nothing in the cupboards either.
Chef: We should check in the walk-in freezer!
Sugar: Hey, yeah, the freezer!
Everyone else follows Sugar. The freezer closes behind them. They are in a truck that is being driven by Chef.
Chef: Challenge time, suckers! (chuckles)
Scarlett: This is highly unorthodox.
Sky: Where are you taking us?
Chef: You'll see.
They arrive at their destination.
Chris: Good. You're here. Finally. Today's challenge is to find a golden Chris statue in your team color hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine. First team back wins! And you have to carry these backpacks. Don't worry. There are enough packs for everyone!
Shawn: What'd you put in them, rocks?
Chris: Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh. No peeking. Those fifty-pound bags are purely for your torment and my amusement. Enjoy.
Scarlett: Chemical badges? Why do we need to measure our exposure to toxic waste?
Chris: No reason. Except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material. (all gasp)
Sugar: Whoa. Whoa whoa, are you demented?
Chris: No. Which is why I'm in a studio right now. Relax. It's perfectly safe. For thirty minutes. When your badge turns orange, you have fifteen minutes left. Red is your five-minute warning and if you see skull and crossbones, we'll dedicate this episode to you. But no way is it gonna come to that. I sent an intern down there for 40 minutes and she's gonna be fine... ish...
In the medical tent, a bald female that is wearing a maroon shirt and green pants is starting to wake up.
Heather: Huh...? What happened?
An intern that is wearing a red shirt and black pants with bracelets is looking at her worriedly. He shows her a mirror.
Heather: WHAT?! NO! CHRIS IS A DEAD MAN! AAAAAAA!
Alejandro: Calm down. Senorita.
Heather: Don't call me that, Al!
Alejandro's eye twitches. Back to the campers.
Chris: Now move it, peeps.
Sky: Can you at least give us a hint about where to find the statues?
Chris: Funny story. The statues have gone missing. Someone or something down there must've taken them.
Jasmine: Uh, I-is it well-lit down there?
Chris: It's a mine. Pitch black. All the way. There are flashlights and fireflies inside. First come, first served. Any who, time's a-wasting and so are your healthy blood cells. So, go!
Jasmine stays behind. Sammy and Shawn notice this.
Shawn and Sammy: Jasmine?
Jasmine is in a fetal position.
Scarlett: Sammy! Let's go!
Sammy: And leave my best friend behind?! No!
(Confessionals: Jasmine and Shawn)
Jasmine: Okay, so I might be claustrophobic.
Shawn: It's sad when a person lets a single irrational fear control their whole lives.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Jasmine? Hello? You still on Australian time? (chuckles) I actually have no idea if that's ahead of us or behind us, but you get the joke.
Jasmine: Okay. Just gonna get inside that small, cramped, confined ball, no way out. Let's do this. (shuddering)
Chris: That's the spirit!
Jasmine: I'm okay. Just have a teeny issue with confined spaces. No biggie. (shuddering)
Chris: Uh-huh. You know what else is a confined space? A cannon.
This does not help
Chris: Okay, bad cop didn't work. Time for good cop. Jas, I didn't know you had this phobia. Now that I do, I realize this challenge is harder for you than anyone else and that's unfair. Chef, toss her in!
With a smirk, Chef throws her into the mine.
{Jasmine isn't doing so well in this challenge. Shawn and Sammy are with her, but it doesn't help with the fact that she can't see how thin the walls are.}
Jasmine: Not helping!
{My bad.}
Sky: Would you stop already? I don't want any of this junk. (Gophers squeal) Not that I don't appreciate it, though. (gasps) Is that the prize money from last season?
Not anymore it is.
Sky: Wow. Thanks.
Meanwhile
Scarlett: First signs of chemical exposure are fever and nausea. (burps)
Rodney: We have to hurry and find Sky.
{Rodney takes care of Ezekiel while the Maggots win thanks to Shawn.}
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: I know that Sammy and Sky have been chummy with each other. I can't convince Rodney to vote with me since he's such an idiot. My only hope is that me and Rodney somehow vote for the same person. I'm lucky if I survive.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: The votes are in. Who will receive the Marshmallow of Loserdom and leave the game forever? The following players are safe. Sammy. Sky.
Sky: Yes!
Chris: And...
Rodney and Scarlett look at each other nervously.
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Chris: Rodney.
Rodney: What?!
Chris: Rodney. Looks like your love road has come to an end.
Rodney: Aww…
Chris: Any last words?
Rodney: I'm not surprised that I'm the one leaving. After playing with people's hearts the way I did?
Chris: If you mean by almost stopping them permanently, then yes.
Rodney: But since I'm leaving, I may as well come clean. Jasmine, Scarlett, Amy, Ella, please understand. (inhales) This that you, I, I mean it's... there's love and... and cannon ball, and leader. With all the shocking and (Fake barf noise) Because mutant maggots, I love girl Island! Five! Uh-oh. Yeah!
Chris: Hold that thought.
He gets launched.
Chris: Join us next time for more danger, treachery, and radical hair removal methods on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
That was bad. I know. I wanted to get this over with and hurry to the next one since … It's almost time...
Anyway,
Rodney… wasn't a great character for me. The whole falling in love with any girl he comes in contact with was bad. He isn't the worst, but he's far from the best. 11th is where I put him.
Votes:
Rodney- Voted for Scarlett
Sammy- Voted for Rodney
Scarlett- Voted for Sky
Sky- Voted for Rodney