Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... the players went on an impromptu environmental coverup- er, cleanup challenge, and tried not to get a toxic makeover like Heather. Freak-Zekiel had slightly more luck with the ladies than human-Zekiel. In the end, the females were sick of Rodney's constant love mode which made his team give him the old heave-ho! Who will survive? Who will wish they didn't? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
Everyone is peacefully sleeping. Some are snoring, but something is wrong... Maybe it's the fact that they're sleeping on wood and are in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly an alarm is heard.
Dave: What? Where are we?
Sky: No! Chris must've set us adrift after we went to sleep!
Max: Yeah. Wait, I don't remember anything after dinner.
Scarlett: Dinner! That's it!
[flashback]
Scarlett: What is this?
Chef: Turkey Buttalini. Enjoy your nap! Uh... meal. (chuckles)
[flashback ends]
Scarlett: Turkey makes you sleepy. So mutant turkey must've knocked us out cold.
Dave: Great. Now we're gonna be some stupid shark's dinner.
Jasmine: Ah, don't worry. He'll never find us in the middle of all this junk.
Chris: Morning, suckers! How'd you enjoy your Turkey Buttalini?
Sugar: Eh. It wasn't bad.
Chris: First things first, if any of you are still trying to find that McLean brand invincibility sculpture I hid at the beginning of the season, you can stop now. Somebody's already found it. And speaking of digging things up, today's challenge is all about winning the ultimate reward! Life itself! Your first challenge is to race to the shore by any means possible. First team there wins a handy reward. Last team gets a heinous penalty before you embark on a quest for buried treasure!
Dave: You're using us to dig up treasure now? Weak.
Chris: There was treasure here once, but I found it years ago. How do you think I bought the island?
Dave: Must've been a pretty small treasure.
{The maggots make it to shore first.}
Jasmine: We won!
Chris: (through microphone) And because you won, you get these!
Dave: A map and compass? Sweet.
Chris: (through microphone) Well, look what just washed up.
Scarlett: I told you to kick harder!
Sky: And I told you you're not the boss of me.
Chris: [through microphone] Put a sport sock in it! Now, the second part of today's challenge started off as a practical joke involving our intern, Gwen. But it's turned into more of a rescue mission.
A female with blue and black hair plus with black with bits of blue and green parts clothes is seen in an unknown place.
Gwen: (grunts) What the? Oh no. I'm buried alive!? Again?! Chriiiii-
Dave: Burying someone alive is seriously dangerous. Even by your standards.
Chris: (through microphone) That's why we're using the buddy system. And instead of letting our interns have all the fun, we brought in one of this year's duds.
Gwen: Chriiiiii-
Topher is shown sleeping next to her.
Sammy: Is that Topher?!
Chris: (through microphone) Guy ate a whole pot of Chef's buttalini, so he didn't put up much of a fight. (chuckles) Maggots! You've got your compass and your map to the general vicinity of the chest at the northern tip of the island. Now go!
The Rat trio was about to leave.
Chris: A-tut-tut! Not so fast! To the losers go the penalty belts. Chef, lock 'em in.
They get locked up in handcuffs. Sammy has a metal detector.
Sky: These must weigh a hundred pounds!
Chris: 120 to be precise.
Scarlett: A metal detector? How is that gonna help us find a wooden chest?
Chris: It's not. Now (through megaphone) go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Dave: What?! We have to go through there?!
Shawn: (Sigh) Hope on.
Dave: I don't know if-
Shawn then decides to grab Dave and hold him above his head. They run in the swamp.
Dave: Thanks, I guess.
Shawn: Thank me when we're alive! Look out!
A mutant alligator charges at them. Jasmine smacks it in the nose.
Shawn: That was close.
It's not over. The alligator starts to rise. Then Jasmine and the alligator start to tussle.
Jasmine: (In between grunts) Go on without me!
Shawn: But-
Jasmine: No time! GO!
The team does so. Dave then looks at the former map.
Dave: Oh no! The map! Is the compass ok?
Sugar: It's gone! Now we'll never find them.
Dave: Hold on. Not necessarily. Moss grows on the northern side of trees and Chris said our goal is to the north, so we need to go that way.
The team runs towards where Dave is pointing. Meanwhile with the rats. Jasmine and the crock are still going at it.
Sky: Wow. Jasmine is owning that gator. Maybe without thease handcuffs I could do the same.
Scarlett: Well, here's your chance.
Another alligator {Crocodile? Idk.} arrives and stares daggers at Sky and Sammy. Scarlett just walks away.
Sammy: Uh... Any chance that we could be friends?
Meanwhile with
Sugar: Look! The clearing is like the one on the map! Hurry!
The maggots decide to follow Sugar for some reason.
Sugar: Over here! I think I hear them!
Sky: See? I told you! Even though I did have handcuffs I did win!
She faints from the loss of blood. Sammy runs to her and does the same for the same reason.
Scarlett: Two keys? The small one must be for the cuffs!
She frees herself, Sky, and Sammy.
Scarlett: This one's old. Like treasure chest old!
Gwen: Somebody let me out of here!
Scarlett: Winner's circle, here we come!
Dave: Hurry! The Rats are here! How deep did Chris bury them?
Gwen: Help! Get me outta here!
Chris: (through microphone) And the Rats win! For a change.
Dave: What?! Thought you heard them right here, huh?
He glares at Sugar.
Sammy: Topher!
She helps Gwen and Topher out. She hugs an unconscious Topher who is no longer unconscious.
Topher: Sammy?
Sammy: Oh! I'm sorry! I was just helping you an-
He interrupts her by kissing her cheek. She then faints. Cut to the elimination ceremony.
Max: (Whispering to Sugar) You sure this is gonna work?
Sugar: (Whispering to Max)Trust me.
Chris: Okay, players. The votes are tallied. And by a narrow margin, tonight's loser is none other than...
Dave: Wait. What about the marshmallows for the people that are staying?
Chris: No can do. Someone ate all of them.
Owen: Sorry...
Chris: As I was saying, the person going home tonight is...
Dave glares at Sugar. Sugar glares at Dave.
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Chris: Sugar.
Sugar … Smirks?
Sugar: Max?
Max gives her something.
Sugar: Sorry. But I ain't going nowhere.
Dave: What?!
Chris: The invincibility statue! Nice! That means Sugar is safe. Whoever has the next most votes is taking a ride on the Hurl of Shame! And tonight, thanks to Max, Jasmine is going home!
Shawn and Jasmine: WHAT?!
Max: That was pure sinister gold! I knew I made the right choice. (Evil laughter)
Jasmine: No way!
Chris: Way.
Shawn: No! This has to be a mistake!
Chris: The votes don't lie.
Shawn: Aww... I knew I should've helped you with that gator. Maybe we could've-
Jasmine: It's okay. My idea, remember? I guess we won't be partners, but I still hope you win it.
They lean towards each other.
Chris: Uh, guys? Jasmine gotta ride the catapult.
They kiss. It's only for a second as Jasmine walks to the Hurl of Shame.
Chris: Any last words?
Jasmine: Shawn! Tell Sammy what happened. She deserves to know.
Shawn: (sniff) Ok.
She gets launched.
Shawn: Aww...
Chris: Come back for even more painful awesomeness next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
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[Flashback]
Max: Yes! Finally! How did you know that it was there?
Sugar: I snuck into Chris trailer and saw some juicy stuff. And I found that. Hold on to it.
Max: Why? You're the one who came up with the plan. You should hold on to it.
Sugar: You can make a gadget to keep it safe. Plus, I'm gonna use it tomorrow.
Max: What do you mean?
Sugar: I'm gonna throw the challenge, we vote out either Shawn or Jasmine, and we get rid of a threat for the future.
Max: Wow. That is so evil!
[Flashback ends.]
Yep. Some invincibility for Sugar. I thought that the Rats lost too much. And I wanted someone to use the Invincibility Statue. It was a tough design. Obviously, it wouldn't be Max or Sugar. Dave isn't really a threat. I couldn't really pick between Jasmine and Shawn, so I flipped a coin.
Jasmine reminded me of Manitoba Smith Aka, my second favorite of Mike's personalities. From being an Australian genus + powerhouse to wearing a similar hat. Don't judge me. It's a nice hat. I really didn't want her to be eliminated since she's my 2nd favorite. Her relationship with Shawn was one of my favorites. Here she rests in my top 3 favorites.
Also, just so you know, Topher and Sammy are NOT in a relationship. I'm pretty sure I made clear that opher doesn't feel the same way.
Votes:
Dave- Voted for Sugar Null
Jasmine- Voted for Sugar Null
Max- Voted for Jasmine
Shawn- Voted for Sugar Null
Null Sugar- Voted for Jasmine