Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... our players went on a hunt for buried treasure. AKA, Gwen and Topher. It seemed that Sugar was going home, but thanks to Max and the invincibility statue, Jasmine got the Hurl of Shame! Who will be the next hurl? How will we injure them beforehand? Find out the answer to these questions and more right now, right here. On Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
It's a beautiful day outside. The birds are singing. The flowers … are nonexistent.
Chris: Good morning, campers! Today, we have a very special treat!
Max: (gasps) An evil challenge?
Sky: (gasps) Espressos?
Shawn and Sammy: Jasmine's coming back?
Chris: Nope. It's merge day! No more Team Rat, no more Team Maggot. From now on, it's every man, woman, and Dave, for themself.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: Finally. Now with no more teams my chances of winning have increased. Maybe I can ally with Sugar. But I would have to deal with Max. Maybe Dave? Actually no. Shawn hasn't took a shower since the competition started. Decisions. Decisions.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Since I'm a nice guy, I'm giving you one minute to get your stuff former team maggot.
Dave: Why?
Chris: Wasting time.
They get their stuff.
Chris: Now, Chef! Drop it like it's hot!
Just for the heck of it, Chef decides to
Dave: You crushed our cabin with a block of solid concrete?!
Chris: I had a bunch left over from building a monument of myself. I call it... Mount Chrismore!
A couple mutant seagulls decide to do what birds do on Chris's face.
Chris: From now on, you'll all share one tiny, cruddy little cabin. Enjoy! Later, taters.
Sammy: Glad that wasn't our cabin.
Sky: True that.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: (Chuckles) Did you really think findin' the invincibility statue was the only thing I found out? You didn't think that Sugar just threw the challenge for no reason right? I knew that was our last team challenge. And I know what this challenge is about. I need Dave to win this challenge. Why you ask? You're about to find out.
(Confessional: Off)
Sugar is seen pulling Dave in an empty field with Max.
Dave: What are you doing!
Sugar: Gettin' far away from that cheating gal.
Dave: Who?
Sugar: Sky.
Dave: (Laughs) Oh, you're serious. We'll I don't believe you. She said she liked me. She wouldn't lie to me… Right?
Sugar: Max? Show him.
Audition tape: Sky
Sky: Hi I'm Sky!
PAUSE
Dave: Is this her audition tape?
Sugar: Yep. Skip to the best part.
PLAY
Sky: But if I do get on the show, I'll really miss my boyfriend, Keith.
PAUSE
Dave jaw is dropped.
Sugar: Maybe you missed it?
PLAY ON LOOP
Sky: I'll really miss my boyfriend, Keith. My boyfriend Keith. My boyfriend Keith.
PAUSE
In Dave's head.
Shy: (Whispering) My boyfriend, Keith…
Reality
Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
This no was so loud that Sky heard it.
Dave: That was the "but"?! "But I have a boyfriend"?! A boyfriend?! All this time, she was just using me?! AAAH!-
Sugar: Dave! Don't worry. We'll just vote her out. Won't that make you happy?
He smirks. Sugar and Max high five.
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: I've never had a plan for the money, but now I do. I'm gonna light it on fire in front of Sky. Does that seem too bitter?
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Challenge time! Today, it's all about grabbin' 'em and taggin' 'em. And to show you how it's done, I give you Total Drama's favorite juvenile delinquent and intern, Duncan. I saved an extra painful challenge demo just for him.
Duncan: Eat dirt, McLean!
Chris: No, that's your job! First up, the Smash and Grab! Hidden somewhere in the Mess Hall kitchen are six keys to Chef's prized collection of vintage go-karts. Some drive like well-oiled machines. Others, not so much.
Chef: Chris! Don't let these clowns drive my karts! They're going to smash them.
Chris: Yes, and car crashes equals ratings.
Duncan: As long as you honor our agreement: Stay away from Gwen.
Chris: And I though you didn't have feelings for her. Demo time, Duncan! Chef, let this perp out on a day pass.
Duncan: Later, losers! (laughs)
Chris: Players, commence smashing and/or grabbing... now!
Sky: Hey Dave. I know our agreement with Shawn expired, but-
Dave: Yeah. It expired alright.
Sky: Huh?
She then finds herself headfirst into a bucket.
Sky: Dave! Help!
Sugar: Dave? Can you help me please?
Dave: Sure. Also, thank you for opening my eyes. I feel like I owe you something in return.
Sugar: Eh. No biggie. All you need to do is vote her out. No need for anything else.
Sky: Dave!
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Okay. I get that we're all going for the million bucks but ditching me to help Sugar?! What is Dave's deal!?
(Confessional: Off)
Chef: You let them trash my kitchen?! Chris, man, do you know how long that's gonna take to clean up?
Chris: Buddy. Brother from another mother. Relax, it's cool. See? I got you a new mop. (Chef growls)
Chris: Say hello to challenge pas de deux. Grand Chef Auto. You've each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island. Your mission? Race your go-karts around the island and be first to graffiti tag three landmarks. The Rock Wall of Mount Looming Disaster, The Spooky Tree in the Haunted Forest, and the tippy top of a giant totem pole. Oh, and the go-karts? You'll have to steal them. From Chef. The first player to completely tag all three landmarks wins immunity. And they get to choose who will be eliminated. (chuckles) All right. And go!
{Before we continue, I wanna say each characters tag signs:
Dave- X mark
Max- The word "EVIL"
Sammy- :3
Scarlett- Pi symbol.
Shawn- Heart
Sky- At first olympic symbol with a bunch of circles then changed to a Check mark
Sugar- Smile face}
{Skipping part of the challenge.}
Chris: (mixed speech) Listen up. Three landmarks wasn't fun enough. So... I added a fourth. It's a doozy. A mountainside right in the center of the island. Now, get bagging and don't spare the paint. McLean out. (tape rewinds) McLean out!
Turns out that this wasn't Chris, but actually Chef
Chef: Nobody touches my stuff. Nobody! (maniacal laughter)
Dave arrives at Mount Chrismore first with Sky right behind him.
Dave: I need to win this!
Sky: Dave! Hold up! What is going on?
Dave: Why are you still talking to me? Why still like me when you have a BOYFRIEND?! Keith was his name?
Sky: What?! How did you-
Dave: It doesn't matter how I know. The important part is that I know. I can't believe that was the "but."
Sky: Ok, I do have a boyfriend, but he is not the one. And when I met you, I… I was planning to break up with him, but I didn't have enough time. And I-I…
She decides to kiss him. Dave tries to resist her but stops.
Sky: I like you, Dave. I really do. I want us to be together too, but we need to focus on the game.
Dave: I-
Scarlett then drives by and paints the pi simbel.
Chris: My face! My beautiful fifty-foot concrete face! Did you have to stop at the drive through?
Scarlett: Chris, I'd like to make my vote! Max is gone!
Chris: No. No vote for you.
Scarlett: What?
Chris: You fell for an obvious prank by Duncan.
Duncan: Sorry, bro. That wasn't me.
He presses a button. Mount Chrismore explodes.
Duncan: Now that? That was me. And that's for Gwen.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Well, that's that plan down the drain. Dang it!
(Confessional: Off)
At the elimination ceremony
Chris: The real final landmark was the totem pole. So, immunity and today's sole vote goes to first person who completely tagged it. Sugar!
Sugar: Yeah!
Chris: Sugar, eliminate the player of your choice. (hushed) Choose Sammy.
Sammy: Why me?
Sugar: Hmm… I can't choose between Sky and Dave. Chris can you-
Chris: Well then. Let's make this elimination ceremony more interesting. Sugar, Shawn, Scarlett, Max, and Sammy, you're safe. Dave and Sky. It's down to you. Dave, you decided to feed into Sugar web of manipulation. Sky, your gymnastic abilities pretty much scream "threat" to your name. Either way, now that you're a couple it's also a threat. The toxic marshmallow of loserdom goes to…
Sky and Dave give each other one last look at each other. With a look of worry on each other's faces.
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Chris: Sky.
Sky: What?!
Chris: Sky, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom is yours.
She sadly looks at the marshmallow. Cut to her in the hurl of shame.
Chris: Well, Sky. It was kinda nice knowing ya.
Dave: Aw. And we were just finally getting to know each other. I wish we had more time together.
Sky: Well, I probably have time for a goodbye kiss?
They lean towards each other. Chris decides to be a female dog and interrupt them as he hurls Shy.
Chris: Or not. Who will be the next loser hurled? What humiliating challenges lie in store? And where will I build my next monument to me? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Once again, it was a 50/50 shot. No coins were flipped since I thought that Dave deserved to go farther than her.
Sky. Oh Sky. What can I say that a lot of people haven't said about Sky? Actually, I was on Sky side when it came to Skave. Sky was in the right. Dave was never her boyfriend. It's not impossible for him to never be her boyfriend. Dave didn't really have a high chance of beating her. Never dating? Yeah, no. Never say never. Even after all of that, she's my 3rd favorite. Yep, she's slightly worse than Jasmine.
I wanted a bottom 2 in this episode, and I wanted to add suspense. Like it?