Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... The players went on a smash and grab graffiti race. Dave and Sugar's team fell apart after Dave realized that Sky really likes him. Love. So stupid! Thanks to Sugar, Dave and Sky were a couple, but she got voted off the island. Too bad, so sad.
Beth is wiping the hurl of shame.
Chris: Missed a spot. We're down to our final six competitors. And you'll never guess who's next to ride the Hurl of Shame.
Beth is screaming because she was the next one to be launched.
Chris: (chuckles) Told ya. What? Catapults are expensive. I need to get my money's worth. But someone else will be flung before the day's over. Find out who right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song]
Dave is shown in his bed crying. Shawn walks in to see him.
Max: Ugh! Stop crying this instant!
He doesn't stop.
Max: UGH! I'm going for a walk.
He leaves.
Shawn: Hey.
Dave: (Sniffs) Hey...
Shawn: What's wrong?
Dave: Nothing...
Shawn: Is it because Sky was eliminated?
Dave: (Sniff) I miss her so much.
Shawn: Well, to move on from loss, you get angry.
Dave: What? Why would I be angry? If anything, I'm gonna just vote myself out.
Shawn: You sure? Cuz remember who voted her out?
Dave: It was Sugar... (Gasp)
Shawn: Still wanna quit?
Dave: Not until we eliminated Sugar.
They smirk at each other.
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Ya know, I was gonna help eliminate Sugar, but Dave really misses Sky. I miss Jasmine too, but if he can't get his head in the game, then might as well eliminate him. He would be terrible in the Zombie apocalypse.
(Confessional: Off)
Sugar is then seen running away from Fang. She trips.
Sugar: (grunts) Ah! You win! Just eat me fast, okay? Huh?
Both of then get distracted by something. Sugar then takes the opportunity to kick Fang where it hurts.
Sugar: How's that taste? (snickers)
The contestants excluding Max and Scarlett: Whoa...
Max: Look at you simpletions. It's just a stupid blimp. Ow! (groaning)
He gets interrupted as anchor drops on him from said blimp.
Scarlett: Actually, I believe it's a zeppelin. Named after Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin, who- oof! (groans)
She get's interrupted as the walkway from said zeppelin drops on her.
Chris: You're both wrong. It's the McLean Mobile Air Command Center, where I will recline in luxury while you compete in today's challenge: an aerial obstacle course!
Dave: It could've been Sky taking to the skies. Aww...
Chris: Uh-huh. And here to demonstrate, put your hands together for Total Drama intern, Heather!
Sammy: Wow. You're the Heather?
Heather: Sorry, I have this policy of not talking to losers.
Sammy: Oh, I'm not a loser!
Chris: Heather will now demonstrate the aerial challenge while wearing a jetpack.
She does that and crash-lands.
Chris: Everyone just be cool. There's a parachute built into it. (Parachute deploys) (chuckles) Best challenge ever!
Sammy: Uh, this challenge seems kinda unsafe.
Chris: No, it's totally unsafe! (chuckles) Did I mention you'll also be attacked by flying mutant fire-breathing goats?
Sammy: What?!
Dave: That's it! I'm out!
Chris: Okay, but before you go... you should say goodbye to this! The ultimate Total Drama prize! One. Million. Dollars!
Dave: Money. Removing all common sense and fear of danger.
Sugar: Too bad you'll never win it.
Dave: Just watch me!
Chris: Now, to perform your aerial feats, you'll first have to construct your very own flying machines!
Sugar: Don't worry, nerd. It may be every camper for him or herself, but I have got your back. (Whispering) Alliance, you and, me, agreed?
Scarlett: Um...
Sugar: Good! Now make my flying machine for me!
(Confessionals: The final 6)
Scarlett: Yeah, I don't want this, but I understand why. Max is an idiot. So, I'll ally with her until the votes. Then I either vote her or Max off. It's a win-win either way.
Sugar: Yeah, I have 2 allies. Dave and therefore Shawn obviously don't like me. I don't have a lot of options. Anyway, I'm-
Shawn: Gonna whoop-
Sammy: Everybody else-
Max: And take home-
Scarlett: That million-
Dave: Dollars for myself!
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Welcome to your one-stop shop for flying machine parts: the dump! Revolting and reasonably priced. Each player will pick a card representing their mode of flight. Pick 'em like your nose, losers! Ugh!
Max: A hot air balloon? Ugh, could you get more frou-frou la-dee-da?
Dave: A helicopter? Come on!
Sammy: A plane! Cool! And also, totally impossible to build.
Scarlett: A rocket? My rocketeer knowledge is both sophisticated and formidable!
Shawn: A UFO?! ARE YOU!-
Chris: Flip it over. It was a joke.
Shawn: A jetpack? Could be worse.
Sugar: Huh? A bird? How am I supposed to build a bird? I want a new card! (Mouse trap) A bird, yep. That works.
Chris: The first camper to show me their finished flying machine wins an advantage. A McLean brand smoke machine! Use it as a smokescreen. Smoke bees out of your attic or just create spooky ambiance! Check it! The first to finish their contraption wins that smoky bad boy. Okay, campers! Prepare to get your dump on! Now!
Sugar: Dave tried to vote me off. Well, now it's his turn. Ain't nothin' gonna stop me.
Undenounced to everyone, Scarlett seemed to disappear.
Chris: (through megaphone) We have a winner! Sammy finishes first and gets a smoke machine!
Dave and Sugar: Aw...
Chris: (through megaphone) Who will fly high? Who will crash and burn literally? And how many Gemmies will I win for this episode? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Commercial Break]
Chris: (over PA) Players, prepare to be challenged in the obstacle course of doom! (laughs)
Sugar: I'm gonna ace this puppy!
Sammy: Hope you can flap your wings as fast as your jaw!
Sugar: Just watch. It'll be flying high while you take a swan dive into the lake! (chuckles)
Chris: Man, they really hate each other now, huh? [chuckles] I feel another Gemmie coming on.
Heather hits Chris and Chef upside the head with a Gemmie. Then Heather pushes them off the blimp.
Heather: One Gemmie for you and one million for me.
Chris: (groans) I think I sprained my stubble.
Dave: Uh, Chris? Heather's stealing your mobile air command center.
Chris: Whatever. Got it at the air force garage sale.
Sugar: And my million dollars!
Chris: Whatever. Not my million bucks.
Sammy: And all your Gemmie awards.
Chris: My Gemmies? Cancel the obstacle course of doom! Your new challenge is to stop that zeppelin!
Heather: Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am not afraid to use them! (grunts)
Chris: (panting) I got you, my preciouses!
He doesn't have his preciouses as they fall on his head.
Chris: Get your flying machines airborne and shoot down that zeppelin! Aim for the engines. Here's your ammo. Flying mutant fire-breathing mountain goat eggs!
Sammy: Um, goats are mammals. They don't lay eggs.
Chris: They also don't breathe fire. Unless they live here. (chuckles) Thank you, toxic waste. Whoever takes down Heather gets immunity! Oh, and look out for the flying mutant fire-breathing mountain goats. They are super ticked for some reason. Wait. Where's Scarlett?
Cut to the blimp. Heather is doing an evil laugh until-
Scarlett: Hey.
Heather jumps since she had no idea that Scarlett was there.
Heather: What the? Hey! What are you-
Scarlett: I want to help and all I ask in return is an 80-20 split. Deal?
Heather: Whay?! No! I want the whole million! I-
Scarlett: I know how you lost it. And besides, I know you. You would give some cash to Alejandro. And don't even try to deny it. Deal?
Heather: … Deal!
They shake hands.
Sugar crash lands into the zeplin. She is hurt, but she's determined to stop Heather.
Sugar: That million will soon be mine! Hand it over!
Heather: (Fake cries) Oh. I'm sorry. All I wanted was the money. But this has just gone too far. Here. Just take it.
Sugar: Thanks- wait why are you-
She gets interrupted by a steel suitcase to the head.
Sugar: Ah! What is wrong with y- (hit) you're crazy. (hit) Ah! Oof!
Heather: I was robbed! I deserve that money!
Sugar: You mean my money!
They fight for it. Suddenly, Shawn and Sammy are flying straight for the Zeplin.
Sugar: Heather! Look out! Behind you.
Heather: (chuckles) Do you actually expect me to fall for your pathetic little diver-
{How did Heather survive a point-blank explosion?}
Sugar is falling and sees the suitcase in front of her. She grabs it.
Sugar: Woohoo! Score!
Chris: A million bucks, finders keepers!
Chris steels the case.
Sugar: Dang it...
At the elimination ceremony.
{Scarlett is sitting with the contestants.}
Chris: Elimination time. Sugar, you took out Heather, so you're safe. But the rest of you are on the chopping block. Regular marshmallow means you're safe. Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom means you're out. And probably mutated, but before I decide that I must inform you that if the votes tie in anyway, we're gonna have a double elimination.
Everyone gasps
Chris: Get voting!
(Confessionals: Max, Scarlett, and Sugar)
Max: That former sidekick should've been the first boot.
Scarlett: Max should've gone home in the first episode.
Sugar: Hmm... They gave good reasons to vote the other, but I'm voting for the other thorn in my side.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Sugar and Sammy. You're both safe. Everyone else received some votes. And the votes actually tied! So... the two toxic marshmallows of loserdom goes to...
Scarlett and Max stare daggers at each other. Dave looks at the marshmallow sadly. Shawn remains neutral.
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Chris: Scarlett and Max!
Scarlett and Max: What?!
Shawn and Dave breathe a sigh of relief as they catch there marshmallows.
Chris: Honestly, you both deserve to be eliminated. You actually helped Heather?! You deserve to go home just for that. I mean who in their right mind actually likes her?!
Sammy: Alejandro, Cody, Harold, and Duncan. Wait, does he still-
Chris: And I just don't like Max.
Chef throws Max and Scarlett in the hurl of shame.
Chris: Any last words guys?
Scarlett: No! Please don't send me away with him! Anyone but him!
They get launched.
Chris: And then there were four! Who will win the million? Who'll get crushed while millions watch and laugh? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
Yeah, had to be a double elimination somewhere. Sorry if this sucks. I tried, but it was hard finding a way to eliminate both of them. Also, no evil Scarlett here!
So, Scarlett and Max. I like both of them. Before Scarlett's elimination episode, I liked her. I like smart people. Max was just funny. I was a little mad when he was eliminated, but I understood Chris. Plus, Max was the reason why the island was haywire. Scarlett is in 6th place and Max is in 12th.
Now we have reached the final 4. Who do you think is gonna be the final 2 between Shawn, Sugar, Dave, and Sammy? I will give you a round of applause if you guess correctly.
Votes:
Dave- Voted for Scarlett
Max- Voted for Scarlett
Sammy- Voted for Max
Scarlett- Voted for Max
Shawn- Voted for Dave
Null Sugar- Voted for Shawn