Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... an epic air battle turned into an epic fail when Cameron crashed her ride and her chances of winning. Some people almost died and fried, Sugar got scared by shark, and Scarlett and Max got a two for one chuck by catapult. We're down to the final four. Who's going to the finals? And who's gonna be cut loose? (chuckles) Yeah. Like that. Find out right now on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!
(Theam song)
It's shown that Dave is beckoning Sammy to climb a tree.
Sammy: Ugh. Dave? Do we have to meet all the way up here?
Dave: I'm sorry, but It's the only place that's private. Aside from the cameras of course. First order of business. Get rid of Sugar.
Sammy: She's kicked off so many people. Now it's his turn to feel the pain.
Sugar is then shown at the bottom of the tree.
Sugar: (Whispering) Or is it?
Sammy: Maybe I can convince Shawn to join us and vote off Sugar.
Dave: Awesome! Then it'll be three to one with no chance of a tie! Even though he-
Sugar then throws her shark tooth between Dave and Sammy. The tree branch that there sitting on breaks. The cut is closer to Dave, so he's hanging for dear life. Sammy falls. Sugar catches her.
Sugar: Sammy. Nice of you to drop in. I just had a killer idea. Totally up your alley, here goes. You and me team up and vote off Shawn.
Sammy: (laughs hysterically) Oh. You're serious.
Sugar: I know we ain't best buds, but you're not exactly a powerhouse. Do you really wanna go head-to-head with Zombie boy?
Sammy: Better a zombie boy than a mega jerk.
Sugar: Oh, really?
Shawn is then seen doing some tricks as he is carefully overlooking the camp.
Sugar: Wow. That sure helped make my , your call.
(Confessionals: Sugar and Sammy)
Sammy: Ah, I hate it when Sugar makes a point.
Sugar: That went well. But when someone hates your guts the way Dave hates mine, it's always good to have a Plan B.
(Confessionals: Off)
Sammy: Hey Shawn?
Shawn is on top of a cabin with binoculars
Shawn: Uh huh.
Sammy: Why don't you entertain this idea? Join forces and we'll vote off Sugar!
Shawn: Uh huh.
Sammy: Really? Ok thanks!
She walks away as Sugar walks towards Shawn. Sugar and Sammy didn't know that the other was there.
Sugar: Hey Shawn!
Shawn: Uh huh.
Sugar: Got a proposal for you. A sweet alliance with me?
Shawn: Uh huh.
Sugar: I always knew you were my kind of guy. So long, Sammy!
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Someone was talking to me, but I was trying to protect us and didn't listen. I wonder what they said?
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Challenge time! And since you've been abused so flagrantly, today's challenge is a super safe fun challenge! (All cheer) Get ready for bubbles, flowers, and cotton can-
He gets interrupted by him stepping on a snare and being launched into the bathroom.
Sammy, Sugar, and Dave: Ew...
Shawn: Uh oh.
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Look, I can't watch the entire island myself! Traps were the next best thing!
(Confessional: Off)
Chef: Whooee! I need five interns and a fire hose! ASAP! We'll get you out of there soon!
Beth, Courtney, Alejandro, Duncan, and Bridgette rush in to help.
Chris: (coughing) Ugh. Those ungrateful puppets just crossed the line! Remember those nasty challenges, Chef? The ones that got the red light? Yeah, the light just turned green!
Chef: I'll bring the pain! (Laughs evilly)
Cut to Chef's challenge.
Chef: Listen up, dirtbags! I'm gonna push you 'til you break! Then I'll take the filthy little broken bits and give 'em another good breaking! No wimps are gonna make it to my finale. Do you understand?! First challenge, the cook-off! Bring in an intern!
A pretty strong guy with a green shirt with the letter D on it is rolled on a stretcher.
Dave: Hey! It's DJ!
DJ: No! I didn't want to do this! I didn't want to be an intern!
Chef: Your contract disagrees, dough boy. You slime buckets are gonna cook something tasty. And this bag of mush will be the judge! You have twenty minutes to make a tasty lunch with whatever you find on the island! I believe in eating locally. Ready...
Sammy: Um, question. What are our options in the way of seasonings?
Chef: Get cookin'!
{Meanwhile.}
Duncan: (Whispering) Wait, why are we helping this guy?
Beth: (Whispering) Because it's the right thing to do!
Bridgette: (Whispering) Plus maybe he'll boost our pay.
Alejandro: (Whispering) Would he really do that? After all, he is Chris.
Courtney: (Whispering) He isn't a good guy. I'm not helping.
Chris: Hello? Someone give me a hand, I'm almost free! Oh no, Ah!
Duncan, Alejandro, and Courtney struggle not to laugh. Back with the main cast.
Chef: Three, two, one! Spatulas down! Well, dish it up, cupcakes! Move, move, move!
Sugar: I present my grandpappy's favorite: The Skunk Pie!
The Skunk pie smells terrible. So terrible that DJ almost throws up.
Sammy: I present: The living salad!
Some ants crawl out of the salad and crawl over DJ who shutters in response.
Shawn: I give you: A hot dog!
DJ: W-what? Really?
Shawn: … made from a mutant dog... heh...
DJ screams.
Dave: I give you: A great quiche!
DJ smiles in response.
Dave: ...But... I couldn't find any normal mushrooms, so it has-
DJ then decides to rip himself off the stretcher and runs away screaming.
Chef: Well, looks like we just lost our taste-tester. Rule change! You gotta eat all of your own weird grub.
Only Sammy is unhappy to eat her meal.
Chef: You hurl, you lose. Who's got guts of steel and who's gonna blast a barf bomb? It's a throw-up throwdown when we come back on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island! All right, com-pest-ants. Heh. It's time to eat the disgusting crud you cooked up before the break. Whoever finished their meal first without spewing wins the challenge. (laughs) Man, this is gonna be nasty.
Everyone then attempts to eat their meals. Sammy hurls instantly.
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: I normally have a strong stomach, but that was horrible.
(Confessional: Off)
Dave doesn't eat it too fast so he can avoid making a mess. Shawn Does finish his meal, but he hurls.
Chef: Oh! So close!
Sugar then finishes her Skunk pie.
Sugar: MMM! Love me some skunk pie!
Chef: Challenge is over! Sugar wins!
Sammy and Dave groan.
Chef: That's why he doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars. Challenge part two! I give you... Dork Hunter! Challenge is simple. You're the dorks. I'm the hunter. You run off into the woods, I hunt you down. First dork to the flagpole wins! Pray that you make it before the dork hunter blasts you into a whole new dimension of pain! Brought a propelled spaghetti cannon, featuring my own special recipe. Chef rockets in your face extra spicy spaghetti. Dinner is served. On your face!
Then shoots at a random intern. Turns out that intern is Tyler.
Tyler: Ah! It burns!
Lindsay: Tyler!
Chef: That's what you get for making out on the job! (chuckles) Spicy. You got twenty minutes to run, hide, and say your prayers. Now move out!
{Later.}
Sugar: Yes! First to the finish! Oh, yeah! Big winner! I beat Chef now, I'm the bomb, y'all!
Shawn: Think again!
Shawn comes out of no wear and grabs the poll before Sugar can.
Chef: Shawn wins immunity!
Suagr: What? Then what do I win?
Chef: Dinner.
Chef shoots at Sugar. She does feal the heat, but she just enjoys her dinner.
Chef: Elimination time, dorks! One of you is going home tonight, except for Shawn, who has immunity.
Sugar: That was supposed to be my immunity, Zombie Boy!
Chef: Zip it! Now to the votes! Let's see. Got one vote for Sugar. One for Dave. One for Sammy. And the final vote goes to...
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Chef: Sugar!
Sugar: What? You gotta be kidding me!
At the hurl of shame.
Chef: I've been waiting to be the Hurlmaster of this game.
Chris: And you're gonna keep waiting.
Dave, Shawn, and Sammy: Chris!
Chris: Yep! I'm the Hurlmaster around here. Y'see, Sugar, the Hurl of Shame is both shameful and painful. So, I arranged for a friend to share your journey.
Fang pops out of the water. He digs through Sugar's hair and takes back his tooth.
Chris: It's my way of saying thanks. For sneaking into my trailer!
Sugar then gets launched.
Chef: Chris, good to have you back, man. I even made you some quiche.
Chris: Chef! You are the man!
The quiche that Dave made Chris vomit.
Chef: Yep! You are the Hurlmaster! (Chuckles)
Chris: Who will be hurled next? How much are they gonna hurl before we hurl them? And when will I stop hurling? (vomits) Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island! (vomits)
Votes:
Dave- Voted either for Sugar or Shawn
Sammy- Voted for Sugar
Null Shawn- Voted either for Dave or Sugar
Sugar- Voted either for Sammy or Dave
It's your decision for the ½ votes.
I was thinking that maybe the opposite happens where Sugar wins immunity and Shawn gets eliminated. That wouldn't make any sense.
I'm sorry, but I don't really think that the story can continue. We never had a final 3 scenario where everyone was friends, so I think it's a fitting end.
Sugar … wasn't a bad character but was at terrible antagonist. Which is why she ranks lower. I kinda didn't like or dislike her until when Ella was eliminated. That's when I started to dislike her. She's 8th.
Shawn is a great guy. He is amazing and I'm glad that he was a finalist. His relationship with Jasmine was awesome. I hope he makes an appearance in the new seasons. If Jasmine was 2nd, you can infer how I placed Shawn.
Dave was a really great guy … until the merge hit. Like I said for Sky, I was on her side. I actually related to him the most out of all the Pahkitew Island characters. I would be mad too if my crush was using me, but I wouldn't attempt to kill her of course. He's 7th.
And last, but not least, Sammy. She wasn't around too long, but what I saw made me like her from the start. I felt so bad about how Amy treats her. I wish she was around longer, and I wish Jasmine would call her Sammy and not Samey. She's 4th.
And now we reached the end of the story. I know that this was bad, but I hope you enjoyed it either way. Although I ma gonna continue this story with All-Stars.
Thank you to all the reviews I got on this story. You guys were the reason this story lasted so long. And special thanks to LaCuevademisgustos for reviewing the most. I don't really have a prize or anything, but you do get a round of applause by me. … You can't hear it, but I am doing it lol. And another thank you. To you. Yes you. The viewer! Thank you for taking time to read my story that kinda sucks. Especially after the merger, but you read through it and got here. So, thank you. Have a good one everyone!