Tohru Goes Bad- Nyahahahahaha >:)
-Yuki was sobbing and listening to 'Passion', from KH2.
-Kyo was half dead on the floor.
-What happened Yesterday:
It was Saturday and Tohru was at the doctors office. Last week she'd had a physical, and got a call that there was somthing wrong with her blood work.
"Next", called the nurse.
Tohru smield sweetly and bowed. She then walked into one of the examination rooms.
"Thank you for seeing me sensei", Tohru said as the doctor came in.
"Yes, yes. Anyway, it seems that when we looked at your blood work, we found that you have a chemical imbalence.
"Huh! Oh no! What does that mean, Sensei?".
"It means that your unusuall kindness is caused by your blood. Don't worry, we can fix it." The doctor answered as he stuck Tohru with a needle.
"This should kick in, with in three hours."
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Two and a half hours later:
Kisa, Hiro and Ritsu were all at Shigure's house.
"I'll go get the tea,"Tohru said with a smile and walked into the kitchen.
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Miles away: The doctor looked over his records. "No! I gave her the wrong shot"
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Tohru walked back to the living room, carrying a tray. She felt somthing wierd happening to her.
All of a sudden, she slammed the tray on the ground. Broken pieces of ceramic and hot tea flew everywhere.
"Aneki?", asked Kisa.
"I'M NOT YOUR SISTER YOU BRAT!", Tohru yelled. "YOU! YOU'RE SO STUPID! MARRY THIS BOY!", she screemed as she rammed Hiro and Kisa's heads together.
"I think I like this new Tohru..."Thought Hiro as he hugged Kisa.
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is all my fault! I've done soming to upset Honda-san.!", Ritsu yelled.
"YOUR EVEN STUPIDER! THIS IS'NT YOUR FAULT YOU CROSS-DRESSER!", Tohru then hugged Ritsu and threw (monkey-)Ristu out the window and miles away.
"What's going on? I was reading Come Come Tactics (1) and I heard shouting.", Shigure said walking in.
"How's this for 'come come tactics'?", asked Tohru as she grabbed his shirt and kissed him. She then pulled away and kicked him in the shins.
Tohru then left for Sohma house.
She walked in to Hatori's room and smashed the picture of Kanna. She then hugged Hatori and tossed (Sea horse-)Hatori in to the ocean.
She then found Momiji's mom.
"Hatoricanerasememoriesandheerasedyourmemoriesofmomijiwhosereallyyourson! Youaskedhimto'causehechanegsintoarabbitwhenfemaleshughim! Idontblameyouthough,he'satotalfreak!", Tohru shouted.
"Excuse me?", his mother asked.
Tohru rolled her eyes. "I hate you and your daughter's ugly!". She then pulled a water pistol out of her miniskirt and shot Momo in the eye.
Tohru the ran out side where she saw Akito.
"AKITO! You're so hot! Marry me!", she yelled.
"No."
Tohru beat up Akito and threw him into the back of an ice cream truck.
Tohru saw Yuki. "Hello handa-san.", he greeted.
Tohru kissed Yuki (for a really long time), then pulled away and punched him in the face.
"I hate you! You look like a woman!".
Tohru ran back into the sohma house and saw Kyo. She bear hugged him and he turned in to his cat form. "What the #$$!#$&#!$$".
"KYO! YOU'VE BEEN A BAD KITTY! I MUST CLEANSE YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!".
Tohru helled him down and squirted a bunch a liquid soap into his mouth. She tossed him on the floor and thew a blanket over him. He changed back (and was wearing the blanket.)
Tohru kissed him to, but he tasted like soap, so she pulled away and started beating him with a hammer. "YOUR TO STUPID TO LIVE!", She yelled.
Tohru walked back out side and saw Hatzaharu.
"Let's run away togther!", Tohru yelled.
"Um... I like Rin..."he replied.
Tohru kicked him and he turned into Black-Haru.
"ALRIGHT! FINE!", he yelled. They hot-wired a motocyle and drove off.
Yuki slummped back to Shigure's house house and started blasting 'Passion'.
"Haruka...harukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", he wailed.
"Must dial 911... must... breathe...", mumbled Kyo.
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-(1): 'Come Come Tactics', is dirty book from Naruto.
-I don't own Naurto, KH2 or 'Passion'.
-Sry if spelling and grammer are bad, all I have is 'Notepad'.
-Please review!