Sorry! I forgot to do this before! Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Knights or any of it's characters. yada yada yada...
Hope you'll laugh your head off with this one. Just kidding. Me buddies show up, me show up to. Like my terrible Grammar!
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Gil: Go Thatz
Rath: COME ON FEDELTA! CAN'T YOU BEAT ME!
Kharl: YOU CAN DO IT RATH! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! (my friends best get this inside joke)
The dragons were playing a nice quiet game of Sorry.
Fire: Sorry Water.
Water: Je n'aime pas
Fire: What are you saying Water?
The Poor Lord Nadil was slowly beginning to wake.
Nadil: SHYDEMAN!
Shydeman jumped five feet when Nadil called out his name.
Shydeman: YES! MY LORD!
Nadil: HELP ME!
Shydeman: YES MY LORD!
Shydeman ran to his master's side or tried to anyway. He accidentally hit his master in the "Family Jewls". Nadil let out a high pitch girly scream that draws all eyes towards him.
Shydeman: SORRY! MY LORD! HOW WILL YOU HAVE HEIRS NOW! I'M SO SOOORRRRRYYY!
Lykouleon: YES! HOW DOES IT FEEL LORD NASAL!
Kharl: Man your sure rubbing it in.
Lykouleon: yeah so.
Alfeegi: HE DESEVED IT!
Kai Stern: What happened?
Tetheus: He was kicked in the you know where.
Kai Stern: Ouch that had to hurt.
It must have because poor Nadil lay on the cold hard floor twitching. Shydeman dumped vodka into his eyes to make it look as if he was crying for his Lord.( they turned bright red of course.) Kai Stern noticed the empty bottle.
Kai Stern: HOW COULD YOU! YOU BASTARD! YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD HAVE MY VODKA! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRINK IT HOW COULD YOU!
Kai Stern picked up a sword and began to chase the silver haired man all around the room.
Rath: GO KAI STERN!
Fedelta: GO MASTER SHYDEMAN! YOU CAN OUT RUN THE DRAGON CLAN!
Lykouleon: Shydeman's fate had been decided the second he took that bottle.
Kharl: Lord Lykouleon, your men are quite strange people.
Lykouleon: I could say the same about you.
Kharl: Thank you. I try, so does Garfakcy.
The Dragons continued their game of Sorry. Rath was slowly pushing Fedelta's arm toward the table.
Kharl: GO RATH YOU CAN DO IT. I'M BETTING ON YOU!
Thatz: SO AM I!
Rath was distracted by this sudden out burst and lost to Fedelta.
Thatz: DAMN YOU RATH! I LOST MY 100 DOLLAR BET! I LOST TO BIERREZ! RATH YOU DUMBASS!
Bierrez to Fedelta: I've always liked you.
Fedelta lit Bierrez's hair on fire.
Bierrez: GIL HELP ME PUT OUT THE FIRE.
Gil holds up a sign: I Don't Feel Like It
Rath (holding sword threateningly): I'll cut it off for you.
Bierrez: SOMEBODY OTHER THAN RATH!
Rune goes over to Bierrez and dumps a bucket of vodka on him. Bierrez's hair was completely engulfed by flame. Bierrez was bald in a matter of seconds.
Rath: GO RUNE!
Kai Stern: RUNE! HOW COULD YOU! THAT WAS A GIFT FROM MR. KHARL!
Garfakcy: THAT IS EXPENSIVE VODKA!
Kharl: It's all right Garfakcy. I gave it all to that young man who is running around with that dangerous looking sword and destroying some of our expensive tables and some vases.
Garfakcy: LORD KHARL YOUR NOT HELPING ANY! DAMN THAT DRAGON OFFICER! DESTROYING MY ROOM!
Alfeegi (crying): I DEAL WITH THIS EVERYDAY! THEY'RE ALL DESTRUCTIVE!
Garfakcy (also crying): FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!
Alfeegi and Garfakcy sit down at a table with tea (I'm not sure where they got the tea).
Alfeegi (still crying): They don't fill out my paper work and they say I'm unreasonable!
Garfakcy (also still crying): Lord Kharl kills all my plants! And then he plants weird screaming flowers and doesn't tell me!
Alfeegi: Thatz wants to make me go to a counselor! And they say that Rune's my clone!
Garfakcy: Lord Kharl can't even stand in a room without making a mess!
(Garfakcy points at Kharl by Lykouleon, a vase falls off a table and a picture off a wall and shatters, dust is collecting rather quickly. Kharl doesn't notice anything.)
Kharl: Why is Garfakcy pointing at me?
Lykouleon: I don't know. He must be accusing you of something. Alfeegi does that all the time!
Kharl: Oh well...
(Back to the complaint group...)
Alfeegi: Lykouleon's always shirking duty and trying to sneak out! And Ruwalk helps him! And then he cries like a little baby whenever I confront him about it! Wah wah wah!
Ruwalk started to ignore Alfeegi while one solitary vein popped. Pop! However unlike some people, cough Rune cough Feegi cough, he could control his temper.
Garfakcy: Lord Kharl can't cook! He always ends up making some sort of demon! I have to do everything! And if that's not enough, I live on a dead continent!
Kharl (sweatdropping): I can't help it if we got the best deal here... Besides we do live in a castle...
Kharl was ignored.
Alfeegi: Rath can't cook either! He's a safety hazard! And Kai-Stern spikes everything! I can't turn my back for a minute! (in whiny, mocking voice) Alfeegi, I broke another sword! Can I have a new one? Alfeegi, I'm just going out for a nice, safe little walk! Nothing will happen I promise! Alfeegi I let the Dragon Lord go fight demons! Don't be angry! Alfeegi chill out! It was just a party! Alfeegi put down the mace! Alfeegi stop stomping on Thatz's head!
Everyone in the room sweatdropped. Rune was nodding his head in agreement while Ruwalk sprouted another anger mark. Pop! Kai-Stern started taking large swigs of vodka while Tetheus peeked at the other officer's cards (I didn't like making him a cheater, it just happened, think of it as punishment for the other insane dragon officers :)) Shydeman joined the complaint group.
Shydeman: Lord Nadil hasn't come up with an evil plan for eight years! He just gets his head lopped off!
Shydeman kicks Nadil again in an attempt to make him stop moaning. It didn't work, so Shydeman just continued.
Shydeman (in a mocking voice like Alfeegi's): Shydy I feel like having cupcakes today! Since Dora can't cook, why don't you make some for me? Shydeman I didn't mean to set the forest on fire it's just so flammable! Shydeman I had a bad dream about a faerie, can I sleep with you?
Saabel (stops for a moment): Shydeman! You promised you wouldn't tell! BESIDES IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!
Shydeman: TWICE!
Alfeegi: Oh, I feel your pain. Even though I don't like you.
Shydeman (not paying attention to Alfeegi continues whining): Shydy! Gil bit me again! He's such a bad kitty!
Gil growls. How would you like to be bit?
Shydeman backs away a bit and leaves the topic of Gil alone. Mocking someone else instead.
Shydeman: Shydeman I'm booored! Shydeman I need relationship advice! Cesia was hanging out with Rath again! (Stops mocking voice) I mean, my god, you'd think someone would be able to smell the rejection, but NO! Not Bierrez the dense!
Bierrez: I'm right here you know. I could always sic Gil on you...
Gil holds up yet another sign, Sure. I'll do it. Just no more whining to me about your non-existent relationship.
Bierrez: I'll have you know that Cesia is head over heels for me!
Rath: Is that so baldy?
Thatz to Bierrez: I'd stop now.
Fedelta: Yeah, he looks kinda pissed.
Fire: Miss sesshykharl, when did this become a discussion group?
White sacred (that's me!) appears.
sesshykharl: Just let them loose some steam. They've been holding it in for a long time. It's something they have in common!
Kharl (waving pom poms): Yay! My party is going great! Thank you sesshykharl!
sesshykharl: Anytime Kharl:)
Rath: CESIA! YOU WERE TURNED INTO A SACRED AGAIN!
Bierrez: CESIA IS THAT REALLY YOU!
Rath: OUTTA THE WAY BALDY!
Bierrez: I'M THE ONE SHE LOVES!
sesshykharl: I AM NOT CESIA! REPEAT NOT CESIA!
Rath: You're not?
sesshykharl: NO :)
Kharl: IT'S THE AUTHORESS!
Rath: Then why is she a sacred?
A black sacred falls from the ceilling.
sesshykharl: NANNERS!
black sacred: HI TEENY! Now about the reason sesshykharl is a sacred. One, she didn't feel like describing herself. Two, she's lazy and it was just simpler this way. That is why I have also appeared as a sacred. SHE'S LAZY! L-A-Z-Y! LAZY!
sesshykharl: THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP!
black sacred: Your so predictable.
sesshykharl: YEP!
Fedelta: If you're so lazy, then why are you writing this fic?
sk: Because... uh... hmmmmmm... because I feel like it I guess and plus I have nothing better to do. Can ya blame me.
Fedelta: Yeah I can.
sk: Fine then... Roll over boy
Fedelta: what?
sk: Roll over!
Fedelta: Burn fluff.(Fedelta is trying to roast me like a turkey)
sk: NANNERS! SAVE ME!
Black sacred: Then you shouldn't get your subjects mad then!
Everyone (except Kharl) WHO SAID WE WHERE HER SUBJECTS?
sk: I DID NOT SAY THAT NANNERS
black sacred: I know but it is so fun to tease you.
red sacred with horns appears behind me and nanners.
Red sacred: Got that right Nanners.
sk: Chaos what are you doing in my fic?
red sacred: Causing chaos and disorder of course.
Rath: Why are there three sacreds here.
White sacred: you've already been told I'm the authoress. The other two are my friends.
Fedelta: WHO WANTS COOKED SACRED FOR DINNER?
all demons except for Nadil who was still moaning on the ground: SACRED DINNER! SACRED DINNER!
sk: now now! I'm the authoress! I'm the one in control of this fic! SIT! ROLL OVER! JUST STAY AWAY!
the demons inched closer, but poor Saabel was attacked by three more fairies. He let out a Girlie scream and knocked all the rest of the hungry demons on their butts.
Voice: Miyabi, Shian, Hanakusuku why are we here again.
One of the faries: Lady Tintlet asked us to come and make sure Lord Rune is still okay.
Nohiro entered the room with a smile on his face.
Kharl: Hey it's the flower guy or something!
Nohiro: Oh, hello!
Saabel: Your conversing with fairies!
Miyabi: What's wrong with talking to fairies?
Other fairies plus Nohiro: What's wrong with talking to Fairies.( they surround the corpse collector and he faints, Fedelt runs for his fallen comrade.)
SWITCHES TO SLOW MO AGAIN! (this is for a dramatic affect and sorry but I had to do this. Fedelta needs more life)
Fedelta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBEEEEEEEELLLLL! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIDDDDDD FFFFAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRYYYSSSSS
SLOW MO OVER!
sk: now that was interesting!
Nanners: I think he just wanted an excuse to BURN THINGS!
Chaos: FIIIIRRRREEE! YIPPEE! FIRE! FIRE!
sk: Pyro
Nanners shoots the bouncing red sacred with a tranquilizer. Red sacred falls over.
Nanners: DEAD ON! YES!
(back to the complaint group)
Shydy: And Dora always asks me to do her hair and then she tells people that she did it when they ask!
Garfakcy: Lord Kharl won't make me a demon. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He thinks I'm Silly!
Alfeegi: Rasaleane know calls me Feegums and you can't hit the Dragon Queen!
Lykouleon: You better not!
Alfeegi: Oh shut it.
Ruwalk had finally had enough and poor Kai Stern was to drunk to notice anything.
Ruwalk: ALFEEGI! THAT IS ENOUGH! YOUR DISRESPECTING OUR LORD WHO IS SO KIND AS TO PUT A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS! AND YOUR DISRESPECTING THE REST OF US! EXCEPT FOR TETHEUS WHO IS LOOKING AT MY CARDS!(busted) YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Tetheus: Me or Alfeegi?
Ruwalk: BOTH OF YOU! THATZ EATS ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED A STARVING VILLAGE!
Thatz was in the cornereating more food.
Thatz: so what. Did you join the Whiners Anonymous Group!
Ruwalk: YES I DID DAMMIT! (Garfakcy hands Ruwalk a cup of tea.)
Tetheus: Guess I win then. Kai Stern is to drunk to even sit up in his chair. I really didn't have to cheat then did I.
(sacreds, Rath, Bierrez, Fedelta, unconsious Saabel, Nohiro and fairies watch the strange behavior of those around them while sesshykharl and Nanners share their popcorn and Chaos hordes hers. How the unconsiousSaabel watched this is unknown to me.)
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Enjoyed It, write a reveiw or pay. The cost is 65 cents or a pinky. KIDDING! This is totally free. Sorry but I have to Stop here I need to come up with more whining material. Ruwalk will still be yelling and the sacreds will still be watching and chaos will resume. Do not Fear! I WILL BE BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I really can't laugh like that.