Tyson: Yep, here we are again after ...

Max: almost two months?

Ray: checks calendar Two months.

Remy: is asleep

Tala: playing the PS2

Kai: being Kai

Brooklyn: outdoors feeding his numerous pets

Tyson: see? everything's normal.

Ray: as normal as it gets.

Max: nods

Tyson: please read and review people. Everyone owns thems selves and if I owned Kai... smirks at the thought

Kai: eyes narrow in Tyson's direction

Tyson: ignores for once Hope you all like my fic. It's not exactly everything I would say as I had to write it in correct English...well most of it...

Ray: Enjoy.

"Pizza!"

"Cheeseburgers!"

"Hotdogs!"

I looked to my left.

"Chinese!"

"Italian!"

"American!"

My mouth watered at the site, fingers itching for a touch.

"Pancakes!"

"Rolls!"

"Bacon!"

Drool spilled over the edges of my mouth.

"Steak!"

"Roast!"

"Pork!"

My lips quirk into an insane grin.

"Ice cream!"

"Cake!"

"Cookies!"

Eyes sparking, I fall back on the mounds of food, making angels.

"I'm in Heaven! HAHAHA!"

"Hn….. Now you're in Hell…."

"….wha?"

Suddenly clear liquid poured from the pink clouds of cotton candy and crashed against my skin, burning it to ashes. I shot upwards, eyes wide, and darted backward from my futon and into the wall behind me, my head now being to ache from the hard collision.

"YEEOUCH! HOOOOTT!"

Letting out a few sobs I looked up, seeing the devil himself, wings, horns, claws, and cape complete with an ugly mug that I don't know why girls love, Kai Hiwatari. I growled, jumping to my feet and getting right into his face.

"What was that for Kai! What's your fucking problem! Are you trying to kill me!"

Kai didn't move. All apart of his to initia-….

Intini-….

Intimid….

…..the I-word others.

Kai closed his eyes, a hand on his waist and the other holding the traitor called bucket. He turned his back to me and walked away, serving to make me angrier than I already was, "YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!"

In the distance of my screaming I felt warm across my brow above my ear.

…I think I just busted a vein. Kai's rich. He can pay to get it fixed.

Kai walked to the door stopping in the frame, "Tyson, if I really wanted to kill, you I would have done so when the thought first crossed my mind, two years ago." Kai left the room.

Idiot. He's just jealous cause I'm the reigning champ! Ha ha!

Yawning I fell forward on my futon, determined to get back my dream.

"INCOMING!"

I groaned, not moving an inch even after receiving the light blow to the head.

Would you believe me if I told you I'm used to getting hit like that?

…thought so.

"Tyson! What's crackin' dude? Your peeps come to my crib expectin to see their home dog and you're still asleep. Get wit the program, homie!"

If there's really a God then he'll introduce me to my real Grandpa.

"Tyso-"

"Alright! Alright! I'm up! Now will you leave me alone!"

Seriously, I don't talk to my Grandpa like that all the time, but I'm in a bad mood and judging by Grandpa's expression, Kai has now succeeded in doubling his daily dose of satisfaction in seeing me in agony.

I am now grounded.

Your ass is mine Kai!

Stop thinking negatively you insane people!

Sigh.

I'm soooo ready for retirement..

Grumbling, I set about folding up my futon and putting it away. The fun thing about living in a dojo with my Grandpa is… you get to sleep wherever you want! I'm all prepared for my night in the kitchen. Hopefully, Daichi won't just suddenly decided to spend the night. That little guy's a tough blader, but, man! He gets on my nerves!

All the reason you love him

'You stay outta this!'

You know if Kai irritates you this much you can always kick him out. He's staying in your home.

'Good point, but it won't be as much fun if he already has somewhere to go and won't beg me to let him stay. Besides I have too big a heart to disrespect even Kai.'

I grin proudly.

"Tyson? Why are you smiling to yourself?"

I sweat drop, turning just to see Ray standing in the doorway. Wait a second. REWIND!

-insert push of button and screen going backwards-

You know if Kai irritates you this much you can always kick him out. He's staying in your home.

'Good point, but it won't be as much fun if he already has somewhere to go and won't beg me to let him stay. Besides I have too big a heart to disrespect even Kai.'

Okay people. Before we again reach the point where Ray's standing in the doorway, I want to let everyone know that I, Tyson Granger, am not crazy. That annoying critter in my head is actually my trusty buddy, Dragoon and yeah he'll kick Dranzer's ass any day so ha!

I feel oh so loved.

Now, back to Ray.

Grinning sheepishly, I turn to face the Chinese, choosing to forget my embarrassing show.

"Ray, ol' buddy ol' pal! What brings you here?"

Ray, clearly seeing my discomfort decided, to let me off the hook. Now Ray is the only person that I can handle having more fans than me. I have my faults, but as least he's willing to take a step back if necessary.

Looking around, Ray sighed, "Woke up late again and had to face the mighty wrath of Kai again didn't you?"

Is it that obvious?

……

Oh yeah. I'm still wet..

I shrugged it off, "I was about to get up anyway."

"Sure you were, but anyways Kenny said he has a new training schedule that Dizzi wants to try on us. So try to hurry up a little," Ray said and left the room.

A new training schedule? Dizzi? Since when did she come back and who does she think we are? Lab rats?

I have a feeling today will not be going well.

Finally changing clothes after taking my shower and then cleaning up the mess that Kai made, I put on my shoes and my lucky hat twisting it backwards, I enter the kitchen nearly colliding with Hilary.

"TYSON! Will you watch where you're going?"

Oh boy..

Did I mention today wasn't going to go well?

Tyson: If you like me even a little you'll review. puppy dog eyes

Max: only I can manage that one Tyson --;