Tyson: so yeah I kicked everyone out. (except Remy because she's a girl and besides, I wouldn't want anyone bothering me while I was asleep).
Max: -knocks on the door- Tyson! let us back in!
Ray: Tyson! Stop kidding around.
Tyson: -crosses his arms and looks to see Tala happily swimming in the pool not even caring that he's been locked out- Yeah see how much they really love me?
So yeah anyways, this chapter is wicked short. Disclaimer? Dude, didn't I do that in the first chapter?
Kai: -begins kicking the door down-
Tyson: O.O GOTTA HIDE! -runs-
"Like, oh my gosh! It's Kai!"
"Like! ARE YOU SERIOUS!"
"Like heellloooo! He's like so totally standing over there with that cute Chinese and blonde kid!"
"Who's that guy with the cap?"
"Oh that's the wanna-be Kai Hiwatari, Tyson!"
Ok. So we finished our training and decided to go downtown for a little break and whoop-ti-do we run into rabid fans girls who had the NERVE to say that I WANTED to be like Kai.
I burst into laughter.
Isn't that just funny?
Hahahaha, shot down in the beat of a heart.
'Great to know I have your moral support.'
I've actually grown used to it now. Being 16-years-old really opened my eyes to see how negative the world really is. It's like 'Everyone Loves Raymond' was changed to 'Everyone Love Kai.'
…..hold up. It IS 'Everyone Loves Raymond' just add 'and Kai' to the end. Yeah that's it.
"Kai! Can I so get your autograph?"
Kai looks at the girl that had enough courage than her friends possessed to approach him for his signature and then walks on as if she wasn't even there leaving the girl looking extremely down. So I, being the unnaturally handsome and kind-hearted soul that I am, walk up to her.
"Hey don't worry about that grouch. He's always like that. I'm sure you want my autograph more than his anyway. He's too rude."
The girl looks at me weirdly and turns her back to me with her nose stuck up Kai high. (See how Kai horrendously plagues my thoughts?)
"No way! I never want your autograph."
Then she turns to look at the departing Kai as Ray, Max, and Kenny(whom the girls thought was somewhat adorable) gave me a sympathetic look and followed after the phoenix. Her look changed to that dreamy trance.
"He's like so totally cool!"
Then she ran off to be with her friends who squealed and laughed like crazed baboons, none of them sparing me a second glance.
See what I mean? It's discrimination of the persona's! I mean all Kai-Lord-on-High has to do is swish his hair and he's proclaimed father of mankind. I drop thirty pounds to satisfy the raging public and I get harassed!
It's me against the world..
Like this is suppose to be new
For once could someone be on my side?
Give me a sec………………………………...
'……Dragoon!'
……err no.
'Ok. NOT funny… That hurt.'
Seriously?
'YES!'
I'm sorry Tyson.
Sigh.
'I can never be angry at you . '
Of course not.
'You're the best pal a guy could….what the heck does that suppose to mean?'
………………………………
BACKSTABBER!
And starting right now I have declared the rest of today to be 'National Ignore Dragoon Day'.
Oh joy! Now I can have peace and quiet!
'GO TO HELL!'
….ok… but before I do can I ask you something
'What!'
Are you a woman in a man's body because you are acting like an emotional wreck.
'GRRRRRRRR!'
"MAX!"
Tyson: -hiding in a hole on the floor with a rock covering him and whispers- R&R people...
Kai: -looking for Tyson with a written death sentence-
Tyson: he's out for blood -regrets ruining his scarf now-