Kitsune-chan: I'm back...and I brought a friend. Say hi to the cold hearted bastered Ed

Ed: Hey

Sasuke: Hn...how old are you?

Ed: 15 why?

Sasuke: are you sure your pretty short for a ...

Ed: I AM NOT A MINITURE SHRIMP-SIZED PEBBLE

Ed and Sasuke start fighting in the background

Kitsune-chan: Ha ha haha ha ha...I guess I shoulda warned Sasuke about that... Nah that would spoil the fun.

Well I don't own Naruto 'sniff' ...I'm ok I just need to get used to saying that. It's soooooooooo depressing.

Naruto POV

'Am I alive...Where am I...Who am I?' "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"

"please don't ... I never did any of that. IT WASN'T ME"

"shut up demon and let us make this as long and painful for you as possible"

Oh that was it. He was attacked by some gang. But that still didn't explain where he was...and who he was...why didn't he remember anything.

Normal POV

Just then Sasuke ran into the room with a kunai ready to attack.

He stared at the blond. The blond stared back.

"Do I know you?", Sasuke nearly fainted, did he know him, of course he did. They had been on the same team for a year and so called rivals for even longer.

" um were am I and do you know who I am"

Sasuke stared at the blond with a blank, unreadable face. Then he smirked, Naruto was playing a joke on him. That had to be it. There was no way a blond with a skull that thick would lose their memory.

"Very funny Naruto. You want me to laugh well there Ha ha ha okay. Now drop the act"

"I'm sorry mister but I don't know what your talking about but please don't hurt me. If I did something wrong I'm sorry"

By the time Naruto had finished talking he was in the corner of the room staring at Sasuke, shaking with fear.

The Uchiha looked at the blond, puzzled, he was acting like an abused child, afraid of everything and everyone who came near him.

One thought ran through his head as he turned around and walked out the door towards the kitchen...

"this might take a while"

kitsune-chan; Yeah...I updated all by myself and of my own free will too.

Sasuke; your such an idiot

Kitsune-chan; I'm not the one with a black eye from picking on someone stronger than me pokes eye

Sasuke; OUCH! Your mean.