Chapter 7: Statements!
I am back I am sure you all missed me, I can hear you all now. So anyways sorry I wasn't able to update as much but I am sure Kit filled you all in, lol. So anyways on with the story its sort of funny (well I think it is).
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PM- Professor McGonagall
SB- Sirius Black
JP- James Potter
LE- Lily Evans
Sirius's Statement
PM- this statement is about the incident that occurred in the great hall, during breakfast today, time 4:01.
SB- Minnie I think you've lost it
PM- Black! Do not call me Minnie and this is like a recorder
SB- a what?
PM- it's a muggle device that records voices
SB- so my voice is being recorded
PM- No Black
SB- But you just said it was, unless you're lying to me? Now Minnie
PM- Do Not Call Me Minnie! And it's called a self-writing scroll
SB- No but you called it a Recorder thingy, or is that a nickname for it, or are you trying to confuse me or you knew I would figure all this out and this is all to make me confess to something I didn't do!
PM- Mr. Black that is completely and utter crap!
SB- Professor shocked voice you shouldn't be swearing!
PM- MR BLACK! I would like to get on with this interview
SB- Ok Minnie Shot!
PM- Black I'm warning you…
SB- Ok Ok can this be over by…4:31, because I have a date with this girl and she has the biggest..
PM- Black why did James Potter attack you?
SB- because he fancies me
PM- Mr Black
SB- OKOK its because PronJames climbed into my bed last night and he tried to shove his.
PM- BLACK GET OUT NOW!
SB- Innocent voice what did I do?
PM- GET OUT NOW AND DETENTION TOMORROW WITH ME!
SB- Its not my fault everyone fancies me
-PM Drags SB by the collar out the door-
James's Statement
PM- this statement is about the incident that occurred, during breakfast, in the great hall. Time 4:31pm
JP- Cool, Sirius told me about this recorder thing we learnt about those in Muggle Studies but they had more wires…
PM-Potter shut up and tell me what happened in the hall
JP- Sirius was being annoying by rubbing his foot on my leg and I told him to stop but he wouldn't…
PM- Potter I am warning you, I had this same story from black and…
JP- WHAT he is saying I am gay when he likes to watch Remus in the shower
PM- Potter…
JP- and don't get me start on his music he likes he sings along to some muggle singer Britney Spears I think it is
PM- Potter
JP- and then he even does the dances
PM- POTTER TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW!
JP- now Minnie stress is a killer
PM- Potter I am warning you
JP- okok the real reason is because Sirius was rubbing my leg and he kept getting higher if it was Lily I wouldn't have minded…
PM-Potter!
JP- And I have no idea why Lilly got involved I think its because she was jealous that Sirius was rubbing my leg and not her...
PM- Potter thank you, you can go.
JP- But I am not finished
PM- As you want to spend so much time with me you can also join Mr. Black in detention now get out of my room before I strangle you.
JP- Minnie….
PM- OUT!
James Potter walks out of Classroom rejected-
Lily Statement
PM- this statement is about the incident that occurred, during breakfast, in the great hall. Time 5:00pm
LE- Professor….
PM- Tell Me All the details of what happened this morning Miss Evans
LE- Professor well I was at the table today and all of a sudden Black shouted that James and myself had, had sex, which would never happen.
PM- At last the truths go on!
LE- Well James heard it and jumped at Sirius and well ended up catching his foot on the table and a drink went over Frank Longbottom and he jumped back, crashed into a 5th year Hufflepuffs who fell onto a Ravenclaw they ended up fighting. And the rest you saw what happened
PM- so where were you in all this?
LE- ER…
PM- Miss Evans
LE- I was helping James with Sirius
PM- Well this only means Detention with Sirius and James Miss Evans
LE- Ok professor
PM- You may leave
Finished, I know it was properly crap but I have a bit of writer's block and well this is all I could come up with. Anyways review answers
Kuonra: Everyone should feel special, and you were the 100th so you know lol anyways thanks and keep on R&R
Genelle- I am afraid Lily heart will be broken but I am sap for happy ending in the end :D Thanks and keep on R&R
hpjsr- lol hope you enjoyed the chapter thanks n keep on R&R
Lilly- I did try is this good enough? lol Thanks n keep on R&R
summeR's Girl- I am much better thanks and keep on R&R
Bananabrain94- I no it can be confusing but just ignore it and that's just Sirius sweet and innocent one minute then the spawn on the devil the next
Psychopenguin- I feel much better thanks! Sirius just jumps to conclusions all the time but that's why I love him :D lol thank and keep on R&R
Holy Cross Baby- now that would be telling :D keep on reading THANKS
zippyfox- she is, lol but don't say I said that her ego is bad enough as it is lol jks thanks and keep o R&R
lilbird- that's you opinion but the reason I have so many reviews maybe is because some people actually like my stories. Not as if I am forcing you to read it so..
Bella-Cissa- Glad you laughed at that I was laughing as I wrote it the nurses though I was nutty
LOTRFREAK77- Thanks for the offer I might take you up on that keep on R&R
Emilyp- I never though of it that way I suppose your right, but then again James was dead tired so he couldn't be blamed either oh lets just blame it on Peter! Keep on R&R
SiriusLivesOn- lol female version of Sirius then? Lol yeah then again I would have done the same thing actually I shouted that my mate was pregnant as a joke and the teacher took it seriously. Keep on R&R
Mrs.Poynter and Mrs.Judd- Ahhhhh you two some of my fav writers:D I am much bettttteerrrrr aren't you happy: D:D:D:D
Sorry if I missed you if I did I love you still and you get cookies or chocolate you chose
You know Rupert Grint how old is he? I need to know? And how old is Daniel Radcliff?