wow... chappy 6! already! o.O

Marth: whoa... how many times do u use my name now?

Me: its just a number, marthy...

Roy: to tell evryone ur obsesed over him?

Me: ok! i admit! its the blue hair!

Marth and Roy: 0.0!

Me: n-e wayz... ;clears throat; i dont own SSBM, or n-e thing else... not evn a strand of blue hair! ;cries in a corner; and cuz last chappy wasnt funny (as told by Rynada... ;glares at her;) ill try to put in some comedy now... :D on with the show!

I awoke that morning with sudden fright coursing through my body. I was in peculiar surroundings, a pink room at that! I despise the color pink! Its should burn in hell! I looked toward a silver piece of wall, got up from this evil frilly bed and walked towards it.I got two steps away from it, when it decided to "whoosh" open. I screamed and ran back to the bed, finding a small tabletop with a clock on top.

'Oh wait! I'm at the Hi no Doukutsu! Things shouldn't be that bad!' I remembered. I looked outside the closest window and saw the whitest clouds I've ever seen, and the bluest waters ever. Wait, water?

'Are we floating?' my thoughts panicked. 'I'm afraid of heights, so that means this would be the LAST place on-- wait! That's just it! I'm not ON Earth! We're floating!'

Ayame walked in, holding a tray, and looked at me. "Iruka, how come you woke up so late?" she asked. I rose an eyebrow at her. "We... umm... we're at headquarters," she told me.

"So? Isn't this the Hi no Doukutsu?" I asked. She shook her head.

"No, well... it's hard to explain," she looked away, and set the tray down on the bed. "Anyways, I must get back to work," she bowed, leaving the room I was currently living in. What the hell is going on here?

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I found my way (after ten minutes of getting lost and getting bad directions from a guy witha huge-ass nose...) to the kitchen where only a woman named Peach was seated at a table, looking over some important-looking papers.

"Oh, I see you're finally awake, sleepy head!" she said with a laugh. "It's 4 in the afternoon, Iruka. Why did you sleep so long?"

My eyes widened. "We're 8 hours ahead?" I almost screamed out. Peach nodded calmly. "I wasn't aware there was gonna be a time zone difference!"

"Oh, well, you will be excused from all chores today then, but tomorrow, you must do double work," she told me.

Bah! Work? I thought I was a Smasher! Not a maid! I voiced these thoughts loudly.

"Tee hee hee! You fainted before you heard the details of being a part of the Smasher team! You have to clean up after certain Smashers after their battles with other Smashers," she told me.

My face dropped, but my blood pressure didn't. I had to clean up after Smashers. I thought I was a Smasher. I sat at the table, giving a huff after a few seconds. Roy appeared at the doorway (like he'd been teleported) cut-up, sweaty and tired. He plopped down at the seat across from me.

"Iruka, afternoon to you," he panted out in his accent. The next one I saw teleporting back was Samus in her bounty hunter suit. Even though she wore the emerald visor over her face, I could still see a victorious smile.

"Ah, you're awake," Samus lifted her visor. "Midori and Kuuki are downstairs working, in case you were wondering," she told me. How could I forget about my friends? Was I too confused to even think about them?

'Excuse me, but do you think you could tone down your thoughts? I could hear them a mile away,' something told me.

"Did anyone hear someone say my thoughts were loud?" I asked. Peach and Samus all looked at me weirdly.

"That's Mewtwo for you," Samus huffed. "Constantly meditating, and he wants anyone and everyone to stop thinking so he can train in peace."

My mouth formed an "o" and glanced over to see Roy's eyes glazed over in my direction. "Roy? Roy! Snap out of it!" I waved my hand in front of his face and he shook out of his thoughts. He began to turn a bright red. "Why the blush?" I asked.

"Um, just something Mewtwo said," Roy told me, getting glances from Peach and Samus, and both left with hentai smirks.

'What did you tell Roy, Mewtwo?' I thought. I received a reply that had shock and humor in his voice.

'I told him to get his mind out of the gutter,' he responded. I smiled knowingly, and sighed.

'Wow, Roy has a dirty mind?' I asked. 'Because if his is dirty, mine's seriously infectagious!'

'Infectagious? What's that?' he asked. I was getting a surprised glance from Roy, who tried to read my thoughts as well. You can guess he's more brawn than brain and be right!

I laughed out loud. "Mewtwo's cool!" I told Roy. He looked amused. 'Infectagious is infectious and contagious in one. Think germy. Just don't read my mind too much, otherwise you have a high risk of getting my dirtiness.' I mentally winked and stuck out my tongue. Roy looked weirdly at me, and noticed that what I mentally do, I do physically. Something I've denied from day one. It's funny when your friends catch you in the act of having an imaginary conversation, like it'll happen in the near future, but when someone you barely know catches you, it's really awkward.

I was knocked out of my mind when I heard cries coming from down the hall, and there I saw thegreen man with the huge snozz and creepy grin and a huge turtle man thing, kicking a yellow creature and a pink round thing almost like Kirby, but had big blue eyes.

"Sore wa, sore wo hitsuyou toshite sorera wo hogo suru, watashi no gimu de aru, sou watashi ga sorera wo hogo shi nasai!" I screamed out, getting those two dork-faces to stop their current actions. Well, it worked.

Translations:

hentai- perverted
Sore wa, sore wo hitsuyou toshite sorera wo hogo suru, watashi no gimu de aru, sou watashi ga sorera wo hogo shi nasai- It is my duty to protect those in need of it, so protect them I shall

Me: i think im trying too hard now... did i save myself yet?

Roy: u should probably ask black light princess...

Marth: yeah... hey roy, wanna hang out at the bath house?

Roy: sure...

Me: can i come? ;)

Link: wuts this i hear about a bath house?

Me: i wanna go too! ;bunny hop;

Link, Roy, Marth: yeah... (leave her behind! remember wut happened last time, guys!)

Me: ... nah... ull ruin my fun somehow or another... well, until next chappy... Sayonara, Minna-san! (p.s. i used marths name 34 times... lol!)