wow! thanx for the reviews, everyone! great suggestions too! and sorry i havent been able to update sooner... a lot of stuff has been happening... mainly family and school, and preparing for my big move... ;sigh;

Marth: but youre happy that Black Light Princess isnt gonna kill you, ne?

Me: yeah... im happy about that...

Roy: whats gonna happen now?

Me: the world may never know... lol...

I saw the faces of the poor small creatures. They were battered and cut-up, bruised and swollen. I strided towards the two and punched them both, hurting me more than it hurt them. My hand was throbbing with excrutiating pain, starting to turn red already. The green-nosed guy smirked evilly towards me, and the turtle didn't look too impressed.

"You tried to hurt me?" he roared out. I visibly gulped, and sweat began to bead on my forehead.

"Bowser, let's go easy on her, shall we?" the green one laughed out. I could feel my legs tremble as I felt something scaly rub my calf, slowly moving upwards and tightening its grip.

"Ganon, you want the first taste?" Bowser asked, trying to suppress his laugh as I failed to wiggle my leg free. Ganon licked his lips and moved closer to me.

"Piikaaa!" the yellow creature yelled out. "Piii-kaaa-chuuu!" A bolt of lightning hit Ganon and flew him back a good distance. The round creature got up and pounded on Bowser's tail, and slowly it released my leg.

'That was too close for me!' my thoughts shivered out. I looked at their faces. The yellow one touched my leg, and smiled up at me. "Arigatou, little one. You saved me from utter humiliation!" I said as I hugged each one.

"Pikachu! Jigglypuff! I'm so glad you're alright!" Midori came from the corner with a limp. "Iruka!" she yelled at me, running towards me.

"Midori! Where's everyone else?" I asked. I know I was told earlier that they were downstairs, but I couldn't resist asking again just to make sure. A "Here's-your-sign-"type thing, I guess.

"We're down a floor," she huffed. "You know, you're super lucky! You get to sleep on this floor with all the Smashers!" she flared her nostrils, jealousy coming off her in waves.

"Well, I guess it's the luck of the Irish," I said, scratching behind my head. We were taking Jigglypuff and Pikachu downstairs, where I saw Kuuki holding a miniature Pikachu, and Hoshi waving a rattle over its head.

"Iruka! We were worried about you!" Kuuki got up and handed the small creature to Hoshi. She hugged me, squeezing me to the point where it felt like my eyes were about to pop out at any minute. This was a sign I was truly missed, because Kuuki never hugs anyone.

"Hey, that thing looks like Pikachu!" I said quietly. "What are these thing anyways?"

Kuuki released me from her deathy-tight grip and rolled her eyes. "That is called a Pichu, and these three plus Mewtwo are called Pokémon," she informed me. My ears couldn't believe this! Mewtwo is a Pokémon too?

"Then how come Mewtwo can talk and these ones can only say their names?" I asked.

"Mewtwo doesn't talk; he is psychic, and is way smarter than the average Pokémon, Iruka," Hoshi told me, setting the Pichu aside.

I looked around, taking in the surroundings, like the pictures of a male with black hair, a red and white hat, blue vest, blue jeans, and a black shirt; a female about the same age with unruly orange hair, yellow T-shirt, and short blue jean shorts; another male with short brown hair, green vest, orange shirt, and brown pants. The three looked happy, with more of these Pokémon at their sides.

"Those are their trainers, Ash, Misty, and Brock," Ayame said from behind me, pointing to them as she said their names. I was startled that Ayame had practically snuck up on me, and that she was calm about it too.

"Well, now that I know where you guys are, I'll visit a lot!" I widely smiled, and saw they were too, except for Ayame. I wonder what happened to her! "Ja ne!"

My friends waved at me, as I released a yawn. I felt almost as if someone behind me was giving me a death glare, but none of my friends would do that... would they?

Translations:

Ja ne!- Later!

Me: damn, i need to really find more japanese lessons...

Marth: you took a while to update... i was actually starting to miss you...

Roy: yeah... got kinda lonely here, and Link's been giving me weird looks...

Link: have not!

Me: o.O well, until next chappy... Sayonara, Minna-san!

Link: stop with the dot dot dot's and speak english!

Me: ;gags Link; free day on Link, boys!