YAY! ...ok now that I've got that off my chest..let me explain.This story is during Halloween..and I know that it isn't halloween...but it takes place in Halloween.Iruka is telling the juniors a story,how cute,eh?Well...it's a scary story and the little ones aren't the only ones listening.Pure humor.Good for the soul.Enjoy,and review if you want.
Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto...but if someone wants to help me take over the world I will!
Iruka tells a tale
Iruka walked into the classroom and saw all the children were dressed up in Halloween costumes. 'Ahhhh...that's what day it is...it's Halloween!' thought Iruka smiling.The children were sitting in a rather large circle and telling each other spooky stories.The students had,after a while,realised that their sensei was standing there and they looked up at him. Iruka sat down in the middle. "Well...seeing it's Halloween...why don't I tell you a scary story...about school!"he said grinning. The children groaned."We want scary,Iruka-sensei...not mortifying memory wise"said a rather smart-mouthed kid. "Don't worry...it's creepy"he said smiling.He turned down the lights.Little did he know he had two other people listening intently to the chuunin teacher. Kakashi and Asuma were sitting out in the hallway,with their ears pressed to the door. They wanted to hear the story,because they were bored out of their minds.
As the children huddled closer,Iruka started his story:
"Alright...this story is called Billy,because that is who the story is about. Well,it all started with a teacher named Mrs.Leveque((A/N:this was a real teacher..she creeped the hell out of me))She had crooked brown teeth which she used to eat her daily onion.She always wore black.Never anything else.Everything hse owned was black.She always brought her black cat Dracula to school.Now here's where the story get's creepy"
Asuma was craining his neck to look through the window while Kakashi was going nuts just ot hear the story.The children came closer,eager ot hear.
"One day a boy named Billy was giving a presentation to the class.Unfortunatly,the presentation was as messed up and as fake as he was.You see,Billy was the school liar.He was always making up a lie for something like not doing his homework and almost always getting away with it. Well,getting on with the story,Billy was babbling on about how Benjamin Franklin was somehow related to him.The teacher had enough so she smacked her cane on her black desk and shouted "ENOUGH!"so Billy ran to his desk."
At this point Kakashi was running up and down the halls and one of the doors opned and a mn shouted "ENOUGH!"to make him stop and Asuma was laughing.
"After school Mrs.Leveque went to her dark musty mansion in which she enslaved little children into doing her chres.They soon became hunch-backed on having to crouch to be used as a footrest all the time.Billy was being pulled down to her mansion by his ear.He was then put on a large,strange looking contraption which he realized was a stretching machine.The little chicldren gazed in horror as she bent down to his neck and...SHE BIT HIM!"
Iruka shouted that so loud that Asuma screamed like a little girl.Kakashi could be found in a corner rocking back and forth.
"The next morning he was at school,drinking his milk and telling all the other kids that his teacher had brought him to a surprise costume party and that she had dressed up as an evil teacher.That's what he told them.No one saw his evil grin or sharpnails nor did they see the bite marks MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
Iruka laughed so evily that it scared the jounins and they ran away screaming.
THE END!
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