ok... whos up for disclaimer time?

Marth: i want u to own me...

Me: what? where did that come from! ;furious blush;

Marth: ... but they dont care wut i want... she doesnt own me, ya hear?

Me: i dont own any of u guyz... so, marth, where did link and roy go?

Marth: umm... they had to get BLP more sodas...

Me: lol... thank u reviewers! Rynada, if ure reading this... band... (u know what i mean... ;smirk;)

I marched into Ganondorf's room with his "clean" laundry at hand now, and he looked me up and down. This gave me a feeling of violation, so I attempted to rush to freedom.

"So, why the running, onna?" he asked, failing to ensnare me in his "ultra-sexiness" as he calls it. The fact that's he's hitting on me was grossing me out terribly. I felt the bile rise and fall in my throat, the burning sensation lingering.

"Is it that subtle, or are you just an idiot, like all other villains?" I smirked as I said this. I could sense he was not pleased as to here this from me. I never looked back, otherwie he would have a fair fight. I heard his sheets rustle, then footsteps in my direction.

"You have a lot of nerve to say that, to a Smasher at that, Iruka-chan" he snarled. I shivered as he ended my name with "chan". He's got some nerve calling me that!

"As the rules go, you cannot attack your opponent from behind, a "lowly" maid as myself at that," I stated. I've never said his name in his presence, otherwise... well, some guys like their name spoken from "feisty" girls, and they just jump their bones for it. He was one of those guys. And it horribly grossed me out.

"As the rules go, you are to do what I say-" he began. I held my hand out in front of his face, barely touching his long green nose.

"I am not bound by your rules, last time I checked, Sandy Broccolli," I told him in utter seriousness, and walked out of his room. I heard something like "You will pay for your insolence by blood" or something like that. I would rather die the worst death ever than to have him have his way with me.

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I pranced into my room, seeing that Peach was fast asleep. I crawled in my bed, and quickly fell into a land of normalcy, because it was almost as if this were a dream, so what I dream would be reality.

The alarm clock rang in my ears for what felt like a half minute before getting seriously smashed into the table. I stretched and yawned and saw the clock's mess. Then I saw this ape with a red tie standing beside it, looking really embarrassed.

"Iruka, I'm sorry for ruining the clock," he spoke. His voice was really deep, and his head kinda looked like a coconut.

"And you are?" I asked, raising a skeptical eyebrow. "Why are you in my room?"

"I'm Donkey Kong, just call me DK," he told me. "And the clock was driving me insane! It was buzzing for a good twenty minutes."

My eyes widened in surprise. I've never had so much trouble getting up in all my life! I saw that he also held a piece of paper. I eyed it questionably.

"This is for you, Iruka," DK said, handing me the paper. Once again, it had a list of chores, but it said a name on the back instead.

"Dare wa Captain Falcon desuka?" I questioned.

DK led me to his room after I got dressed in my comfortable French maid outfit (he didn't chance a peek), and saw the room was a dark blue, almost purple color. After I took in the surroundings, he barged in, screaming about how "Ness was being a total cheap-shot with the home-run bat, then stealing his heart, and sending him flying, causing him to lose" or something like that. He was speaking so frantically, that was all I made out.

"Who the hell are you?" he practically screamed out. I flinched inwardly, but regained my composure.

"Name's Iruka, and I'll be your maid today," I introduced. I bowed low, and he clutched my hand.

"Iruka," he said with a sparkle in his eyes. The sparkle quickly disappeared when he said, "Where the hell is the maid I had yesterday? She was a fine piece of art!"

My mouth gaped as he said this, and the following slap echoed through his room. "Look, I'll be here later on, but right now, I must take care of chores," I informed him. It was his turn to let his mouth gape a little. He whispered something in DK's tiny ear, and DK nodded. I rose an eyebrow at this.

"Well? I thought you had stuff to do! Get going!" Captain Falcon scooted me out of his room. I adjusted my posture after the door whooshed closed, and prepared for the cleaning.

Translations:

onna- woman (very rude...)
Dare wa Captain Falcon desuka- Who is Captain Falcon?

next chappy will be very special!

Link: whys that? ;pops open a can of soda;

Me: itll be the tenth chap!

Roy: heh, lets celebrate! ;raises unopened can of soda; to the tenth chap!

Marth & Link: to the tenth chap!

Me: BLP's gonna get mad!youre drinking all her soda!until next chap... Sayonara...

Rynada & Meg-sama: yo...

Me: KYAA?

Rynada: finish...

Me: Sayo-

Meg-sama: Sayonara, Minna-san! (Me: kuso!)