god (heh) sorry for the long update, but I had a major case of writer's block and almost died 3 times(cough, wheeze, cough)
and I'll have the full Temple and boss in this chapter.
now, for chappie 4
The Legend of Zelda: The Trapped God
Chapter 4: OH MY GOD MY PENIS JUST GOT BIT OFF!
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Link's POV
Man, I hope he doesn't have a spell on me or something, cuz I'm usually not this open, especially with Gods, or people who think they're gods.
"Oh, I think the Docks are over there..." Link said, pointing Northeast.
"Yes, I believe so, but we need to replenish our supplies first." Lason said, heading over to a shop.
We soon had reinforced bottles that held 2 red fairies(they heal both magic and life) that were native to this land. They also got more food and fresh water.
Then we went over to the docks and made preperations for a single rowboat. A teenager approached us.
"You goin' out on the Loch in a rowboat?" the boy said.
"Yes, but you can't come." Lason stated quickly, knowing that the villagers would pay dearly for the corpse of good ol' Nessie.
"And why not?" the boy said, in a sly monotone.
"Because Nessie'll eat your eyes, fry your liver and bite your private parts off." Link said matter of factly.
"Ahh, you listen to ol' Tucker too much. He ain't ever even see lil' ol' Nessie." the boy said.
"No, I won't risk you, you're to young." Link replied sharply, staring into the boy's eyes and finding well hidden fear, but also a strange confidence, that seemed familiar to him...
"You could row us out and then take the boat back," Lason said, ignoring Link's death glare.
"It would come at a price... but ok. Oh, by the way, the name's Tairo. And I have a boat you could use, to." Tairo said, looking slightly greedy.
"How much?" Lason automatically said.
"250 rupees." Tairo demanded.
"Let's see the boat first." Link said before Lason could respond.
Tairo led them around the docks to his boat, giving Link a little time to think.
Goddesses, why do trust Lason so? Why does he have so much money? Is he really what he says he is? Are there more than three triforce parts, one for each god or goddess? Why
Lason's POV
Link is heavy in thought. Why did the boy approach us so candidly? Sisters, can you not hear me? yes, we can, the boy is simply a pawn. watch your back. you can't be sure of anything or anyone.
"Link, we're here" Lason stated, bringing Link out of his thoughts.
"This here's me ship fellas." Tairo stated.
The "ship" was a small, raggedy rowboat that barely stayed above water. I knew at that moment that if he went out with us, he either wouldn't leave at all, or wouldn't leave in one piece, and would definitely try to stay with us. He needed money badly. I looked it over and considered placing a few spells on it.
"I'll--" Link started, but was quickly cut off by Lason.
"We'll take it." Lason said, handing the boy 1 gold ruppee, 2 red ruppees, and 2 blue ruppees.
"It's a done deal" stated Tairo, greedily snatching up the money and placing it in a pouch.
"When do we head out?" Lason asked, a strange glint in his eye.
"Tomorrow--" Tairo started, but was cut off by Link.
"Now, or We'll take our money back." Link said, even though he knew that Lason was about to say that.
Tairo cursed under his breath and got into the boat. He could swim well enough, but he couldn't stay underwater as he beleived they were going to.
The small group started out. Lason watched for any ripple as Tairo rowed. Link prepared himself for what would be just like the Water Temple.
Suddenly, without warning, Nessie rose from underneath them and bit at them before they could react. The boat flipped, but soon all three were on top of it. Nessie roared and swallowed them, boat and all, her teech ripping some part of their bodies off.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD MY PENIS JUST GOT BIT OFF!" Tairo yelled, while blood gushed from his crotch. He quickly pulled out a bottle and opened it, releasing a fairy that healed his wounds, but did not make him regrow a penis. "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO" Tairo screamed, causing Nessie to shudder and fill her stomach with water.
"Link, do you remember your adventure in Jabu Jabu's belly?" Lason asked.
"Unfortunately. Why?" Link replied calmly.
"I telepathically talked to Nessie before she swallowed us and she said that there was a thing inside of her that needed to be destroyed and that she had been hoping someone she swallowed could kill it, but no one has yet." I said, waiting for a response.
"How far in is it? I would like to get out of here soon." Tairo interupted."Mom's gonna skin me." he muttered under his breath.
"Not far, but there is something we need to get first." I said, answering Tairo's question.
"What do we need to get first?" Link said.
"A special weapon. An axe. A golden axe that I created hundreds of years ago. It is the only weapon that can defeat Mushi-scushi." I said, swimming off in one direction.
We soon arrived in a room. A room that Link had seen before. A room filled with mist.
"My shadow carries it." I said.
"But their are three shadows here, Tairo, I hope you have a weapon." I said, walking forward.
Tairo unsheathed dual daggers while Link drew his Biggoron sword.
The fight began.
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sorry, I lied, next chapter will have the rest of this Temple and the start of the next.
haha, I did a cliffie!