I'm back! Some things I need to tell ya before the big Christmas special. First, I have nothing agents the other December holidays. I just don't know anything about them. O.k. now, sorry to say I'm getting rid of the ra ra talking. Takes to long to write, so now whenever something is said in barks these things will be around the words .

A very Snowy Christmas

By Me and Tiss Ring-gull

The world was cold, and icy snow covered the land. chomp Snow was trying to eat the falling ice crystals. "Stop it you fucken bitch" Inuyasha yelled.

Is this the "snow" I was named after?

"Yes."

Will it go away soon?

"Yes!"

Come on. the little dog barked, licking Inuyasha it's... cr-i-st-muss "It's called Christmas!" the hanyou snapped "cri-s-mas!"

"Inuyasha! Snow!" Kagome called "I'm going!" The two dogs walk over.

"Explain it to me again." Miroku asked "Why does a fat man in red break into peoples houses?"

"And how do his "rain deer" fly?" Sango added.

"The reindeer are magic. Besides it doesn't matter."

"Kagome, should we get you presents too?" (Shippo)

"If you want to you can."

"How long ya gonna be gone for?" (Inu)

"About a month."

"Why!?!?" (everyone)

"I'm going through new year!"

"What's that?"

"Doesn't matter, oh and Inuyasha, my mom said you could join us if you wanted."

Blink "Uuuuuuh…" Inuyasha looked down at Snow who looked absolutely heartbroken "Sure."

The dog demon started to walk to the well but Snow jumped on it and began to growl. Stay here! the pup said in a low grrr.

"What the hell?! Get off."

Never! The dog never stopped showing her teeth, as Inuyasha lifted her by the neck to the ground. Then she tried to chew the well till it broke.

Inuyasha kicked her away and jumped in, soon after came Kagome.

Snow wouldn't leave the well. She sat in the spot Inu always does and whenever someone came over it would end like this:

"Hay Snow wanna come and play?"

"Grrrrr."

"I know you like Inuyasha but I-"

"Grrrr! Bark bark bark bark!"

Scratching Chasing tearing human/demon flesh

Snow had been there for about, wait, let me see my watch…8 hours! Wow it's getting late! Anyways, she was there for along without food or water. She didn't even play in the snow!!!

Snow then looked down the well.

'I wonder?' The pup jumped down. Downer and downer through what seemed to be a space of nothingness and hit the ground rather softly.

After twelve minutes of ripping at the walls of the well, Snow decided to grab the rope that was hanging down.(Why didn't she notice it before…no one knows. And I'm the writer)

She got herself out of the well and skipped out into Kgome's world. The pup looked into a window and saw Inuyasha and Kagome decorating a tree.

I know! Snow wagged her tail till it almost fell off I'll find him a present!

The little dog walked herself around town and found one of those stands with cards on it. Kagome had taught her to read (Trust me it gets a lot stranger. Just wait) and Snow went around reading cards.

She pulled one out that on the front said "Friendships" with a picture of two white huskies sleeping on one another.

Inside it said "last a bark time." Snow wasn't really happy, but took it anyway. Ya see, the "Bark" it said meant "long" (How can she tell?) and Snow didn't agree, but she knew what to do.

Then she went off looking for a gift.

Every time she found a good present for Inuyasha some human took it away. She wasn't trying to steal it, she just was.

Feeling bad Snow walked into the freeze covered woods. Suddenly she tripped. Her tail wagged like crazy! This is it!

Snow fixed up her gifts and went to Kagome's house. They where singing songs, well… not Inuyasha. She scratched on the door, but not even Inu herd her behind all of the bad singing.

"Howwwwwwwwwwwwww…"

Inuyasha perked up, as did everyone else. Kagome's mother walked up to the door and opened it, reviling the white pup for all to see.

"Snow?!" (Kag & Inu)

Snow happily walked over to Inuyasha with the card in her mouth.

Take it.

Inuyasha looked over the card and smiled. Snow (somehow, don't ask me) crossed out the word bark for the word, well, bark. Making it "Friendships last a life time."

It get's better! (No it really does!!)

Snow walked back outside. When she returned, she was rolling a beautiful toy ball inside.

For you.

The hanyou took the gift but put it aside. Snow's grin left, that is, until Inuyasha grabbed Snow for a big (unexpected) Christmas hug.

WASN'T IT PRITTYFUL!!!!!! On behalf of Tiss Ring-gull, happy Chriss-ma-hana-quansa-ka. Good night all you freaks and freakets.