This is my best fic ever! I'm gonna tell you all the nick-names I came up for Sesshomaru: Fluffy, Sesshy, Lordfluff, LordS, Lord-o-westlands, big-inu-bro, puppy lord, shomaru, and lastly… long-name-that-starts-with-S. I don't think I'll use them all, I just wanted to make a list. If you can think of anything else to call him tell me.

Sesshomaru came back to the clearing to meet Rin, Jokin, and Ah-um. "Lord Sesshomaru! Where did you run to in such a hurry!" Jokin asked.

Sesshy didn't answer.

"Um, I see you got your tail back. To bad for whoever stole it, I'm glad I wasn't them when you came around."

Sesshomaru stopped and thought about that. I did let that pup off easy. If I don't do anything he might do it again. Damn, I knew I should have done something! I know, I'll go back, and teach him a lesson!

Sesshomaru started to look mad. "Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin said. Lordfluff ran back off into the woods.

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"That was so unlike him." Kagome said after 17.4 minutes of laughter. "Or was it?" Miroku added. "What do you mean by that." Inuyasha asked. "Oh nothing, nothing."

So that was Sesshomaru? He didn't seem so bad.

"…your right. I expected him to do something a bit more drastic." Inuyasha said as a dark looking Sesshy walking out of the woods behind him.

"The dog…" he said quietly "It…must……DIE!"

"Wa… What the HELL! I DIDN"T MEAN THAT DRASTIC!"

He's kidding, right?

"You wish." Sango said. "Hmmm…" Miroku mumbled "I wonder…"

"The dog." His eyes started to flash between red and wight.

"Now this is more of what I'd expect." Inu)

"Now dog, meet your do-" Fluffy turned around to see Miroku holding his tail.

"Miroku? What are you doing?" Shippo (Who han't been in this chap yet)

"I have a plan." He whispered

"uh-oh"

"Sesshomaru, go away and leave Snow alone or I'll suck your tail into my wind tunnel." said Miroku in an evil way.

"Y-You wouldn't!" Sesshomaru said almost crying.

Miroku grabbed the beads on his arm.

"No, No don't!" he said, then he went back to being mad "Give it to me or you shall meet an early grave!"

"Ummm, uhh… gulp n-no."

Inuyasha sliced away alittle of it's fur and Sesshy looked absolutely stunned. "Y…y…you…" he stammered.

"Next time it's ribbons. So back off."

He stood perfectly still with the cutest puppy dog eyes ever! "Inuyasha! Just make him go away!" Sango whitspered to Inuyasha.

"Lemme have some fun first." He answered with an evil grin "Now, jump up and down with one foot."

"Do you honestly think…" Sesshy stopped. Inuyasha sliced alittle more of it's fur off. Sesshomaru started to hop. "I said with one foot." Fluffy raised one foot, kept jumping and put his head down in shame.

Just then Jokin, Rin and Ah-Uhm came. "L-LORD SESSHOMARU!" Jokin yelled. "J-JOKIN! RIN! AHH! OH! It-it's not!" He whipped around blushing. (A/N:Yes Sesshy blushing!)

"Lord Sesshomaru? What are you…?"

Fluffy ran into the woods grabbing his tail before he left. Inuyasha swore he saw him cry as he snatched his tail.

Another chapter where Sessh is made a fool of. Will he ever get his revenge. I thin not. I mean with such a dumb weakness, the only thing that will happen if he even considers revenge is that he'll be made a bigger fool of. Poor puppy lord.