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McGonagall lead them through a series of twists and turns down a very long corridor. They slowly approached a large statue of a gargoyle.

"Snickers." said Professor McGonagall. The gargoyle jumped out of the way and a large stairway appeared. The professor got onto the stairs and they started to move. The girls jumped on just before the doorway closed behind them.

They entered a large round room. They started to look around. In the process, they see an old man sitting at a large desk. After a few moments, they realised that itwas Professor Dumbledore.

"How did you appear in my school?" asked the Professor.

"We sorta just... appeared." said Gothy.

"Well, do you know any magic?" asked Professor Dumbledore.

"Oh! Oh! I do! I do!" exclaimed Misty. She pulled out a five dollar note.

"Notice, that the head on this normal note is facing UP." said Misty. She then went through a series of folds. When she finally unfolded the note again, the head was facing down.

"TA DAAAAAAAA!" yelled Misty. The Professors just looked shocked. While the Professors tried to understand what was with these girls, the girls in question started to look around the room.

"Hey, look at that stupid lame bird!" said Gothy. She was looking at Faukes.

"I could do with some chicken right now..." said Misty as she licked her lips. She stared intently at the Phoenix, and suddenly the bird exploded into flames!

"Oh, did you do that?" he asked earnestly.

"Er... No i didn't do anything, i swear!" said Misty. The professor just smiled.

"I think we have two new students." he said happily. "Now first of all, what are your names?" asked Dumbledor.

"Well, My name is Elora Roswell and this is-" she was about to say Mandy, but the elbow in her side told her otherwise. "-Misty Cooper." said Gothy.

Professor Dumbledore looked over to McGonagall, who nodded and walked over to an old shelf. She then pulled off a very old and dusty hat.

"AAh! I don't wanna wear that, it could have lice!" yelled Gothy.

"Well you either wear this or you get kicked out of this school." sais McGonagall. She placed it onto Misty's head first.

"WAIT WAIT!" came a voice. "I HAVN'T SUNG A SONG YET!" said the hat. "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When i get all steamed up, then i shout! TIP me over, pour me out!" he said happily.

Misty clapped. When she realised the was the only one, she stopped and coughed a few times.

"I THINK THAT I'M BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED IN THIS SCHOOL! I COME UP WITH A WONDERFUL SONG AND NOBODY EVEN CLAPS!"

"You didn't come up with that song." said Gothy. "The wonderful peopleof anonymousdid!"

At this the hat turned around and disappeared.

"Bugger." said the old professor. "I guess we shall have to get out the reserve." Professor McGonagall went over to another shelf and pulled off a base-ball hat.

She walked over and placed it on Misty's head. About a minute or two passed, until it yelled out "GRYFFINDOR!"

Misty groaned. She didn't want to be instupid Harry Potter's classes. She pulled off the base-ball hat and handed it to Gothy. Gothy slipped the hat onto her head and sat down. After about two seconds, the hat yelled out

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Aw shit, not Harry Potter!" She exclaimed. The Professors looked over at her with shock.

"Er... i mean i'm hungry." she said.

"Well, since the other students have already gone to bed, you can stay in the overnight rooms." He gestured to a door to his left. The girls walked over to it and looked inside. It was a very large star-shaped blue room. There were two beds in the middle. The girls walked over to the beds and got in.

"Well, at least we are in the same house!" said Misty happily. Gothy groaned.

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