I am here it inform you… that this chapter really has nothing to do with Inuyasha. … Well… it does… but not him as a person… more like … the show… yeah… that's right! If you have no clue what I'm talking about then you might actually be sane. nodd MIGHT! Now to continu- I don't Know the names of any of Kag's friends. I COULD look it up but I don't feel like it, so. Let's just start!
"Awww. What a cute dog!" said one of Kagome's friends. Kag was back in her time with Snow and all of Kagome's friends were pokeing and petting and hugging Snowy-wowy.
"Don't be so rough." Kagome said "She's not mine after all!"
"Who's is she?" Another friend asked
"She belongs to a friend of mine that I met in the hospital, he said he needed somebody to watch her for a little while so I said I could and …
(Truth is that Inuyasha thought is Snow was with him she'd remember the ball that "disappeared". So he made Snow go with Kag so she could forget all about it.)
"Well, I think we should get to school." The other friend said "Don't worry cooty puppy, we'll play more after school."
Kagome and her friends walked away. Snow went back into the house and saw Kag's mom.
"Awww, hello there. Would you like a yummy treat?" Snow perked up as Kagome's mom pulled out a box of "Meaty meat Milk Bones"
She reached in and pulled out a foot long dog bone; it was red and covered with some kind of meat sauce.
Snow's mouth watered. "Now you can have this…" She said holding out the bone just high enough that Snow couldn't reach "But, you only get one, so try making it last the whole day."
YEAH WHATEVER! JUST GIMMY IT! snowy barked
Kag's mom put it down and Snow stared at it with wonder. She slowly moved closer and picked it up. Then she slowly walked away with the giant bone in her mouth. Then… the weight was too much and she tilted to one side. (te hehe)
She got up and kept walking, looking for a good place to lay down and knaw on it all day until it became nothing more then a slobbery little stick, at witch point she would just eat it all in one bite.
(IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: From here on in the chap dog speak will be in quotes and in human. If you wanna know why, keep reading)
"I know! I'll go to that PARK thingy Kagome took me to." Snow said magically through the dog bone that was still in her mouth as she walked down the sidewalk "Yeah! Not a lot of people, very peaceful, plenty of fresh trees."
"OWW!"
All of a sudden Snow hit something. She looked up to see a brown box. She heard a small whimper from the inside.
"Hay? Who's there?"
She put her paws over and looked into the box to find a tiny black scared poodle puppy. "W-who a-a-are y-you?" he asked in a frightened voice.
"The names Snow. Are you okay?"
"Yyeah."
"Sorry bout bumping into your box. Wat's ya name anyway?"
"I-it's Puddles."
"Nice ta meet ya li-" Snow stopped talking when she suddenly realized her bone was gone "WhereditgoWhereditgo!" She looked around and accidentally knocked the box on it's side.
"Owww." Puddles said recovering from having the floor change places on him "What are you talking about?"
"Mybone! Wheresmy bone!"
"You mean that one over there?" He said looking at her bone at the curb of the street "I'll go get it for you."
Puddles started to run over to fetch the bone.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Snow screamed randomly, causeing Puddles to stop right as he got to the bone, making it get pushed out to the middle of the street.
Snow and Puddles watched in horror as a car came up and broke the bone into millions of tiny peaces!
Tons of other dogs came up, getting all the scattered peaces and running off. "M-My bone!" Snow said heartbroken.
"Look! There's one peace left!" Puddles yelled.
But then out of the blue three more dogs came. A surprisingly black dash hound(wiener dog), a gray hound, and a itty bitty white Pomeranian.
The gray hound picked up the last peace and brought it to the dash hound. "Hay! Give that back!" Yelled Snow angrily.
"You snooze you lose." Said the gray hound.
"It belongs to me! So give it!" Snow snapped back.
"Sorry pooch, but it's mine. But don't worry. I won't eat it until I get all the peaces." The evil dash hound said mockingly.
"I don't care if you plan on shoving it up your ass! Your gonna give it back or else!" Snow said (she learned much from Inuyasha)
"Or else what?" he said back smirking.
"Or else this!" Snow said, lunging at the dash hound, just to be bitten sharply by the tall gray hound.
She whimpered I pain and Puddles came to her aid. The Dash hound just laughed and walked away.
"Arg! I'm gonna get my bone back. No matter what it takes." Snow said slowly standing up "And that pip-squeek's going down!"
"Do you have any idea who that is?"
"Yes! He's my moral enemy!"
"Yeah, well you "Moral Enemy" happens to be Devil, the meanest, STRONGEST, dog around!"
"So?"
"SO? Picking a fight with him is total suicide! He'll destroy you!"
"Hm, I'm not so convinced."
"Fine do what you want, but don't get me involved."
"Okay then, time to go our separate ways."
"Wait, no, I mean… uhh… it's my fault the bone got broken, so… I should help you find all the peaces."
"If you say so."
(ANOTHER NOTE: This story lookin familiar? Well, this note is just me describing the dogs just in case you don't know what they look like, so if you know you can skip this. Well dash hounds, they have another name I can't spell so I won't embarrass myself by trying, anyway, they are well, wiener dogs, long, short legs, floppy ears. "Devil" is black, and he's unusually black because most dash hounds are brown.
Next there are gray hounds, there tall, gray, skinny, long necked, small headed, short fured dogs. Then there's Pomeranians! There literally puff balls. Picture a barking dust bunny! There always tiny, but this one's very, VERY tiny. Like puppy sized, small enough to fit in the palm of your hand comfortably and with extra room.
What else can I describe… Poodles! Small, this one's black, round heads, short yet still drag down floppy ears, and short curly fur, like Cory Mathews hair! And that wraps up my doggy expiation note. Bye, see ya next note)
They walk around randomly, and Snow (like Inuyasha) gets bored within… two minutes, three tops.
"You see anything?" She askes bored
"Nope."
"Do I see anything?"
"Nope."
"You see anything?"
"Nope."
"Do I see anything?"
"Nope."
This had been going on for a whole minute, and, now, Puddles was bored too.
"You see anything?"
"Nope."
"Do I see anything?"
"Yep."
"Really! Where!"
"I donnow?"
evil glare "You lire"
"What ever."
Razberry
"Hay, what's that over there."
"Not falling for it."
"No really."
"lalala"
Suddenly a little chuwawa ran out of the bushes, slamming into Puddles. "Oh, so you weren't lying?" Snow said, acting like being rammed by some chuwawa was no big deal.
"What's wrong little guy?" Puddles said completely ignoring Snow. The chuwawa looked up at him with huge adorable green eyes.
"I'm all aloneeeee-" The little guy said, his words turning into a pathetic excuse for a doggy howl
"Technically you're with us right now so temporarily you are not alone" Snow said, trying to make her words very clear so the midget dog doesn't misinterpret what she was saying.
"So he can stay with us?" Puddles replyed being stupid "That's wonderful! Snow, you are such a kind person!"
"I'm… not alone? I'M NOT ALONE! YAY"
the two skipped around happily while Snow stood there, twitching out of annoyance from there total incompetence.
"My name tis Stu!"
"Nice ta meet cha! Me be Puddles, and the lovely lady over there is Snow!"
"Stu, might that be short for stupid?" Snow mumbled to herself. Luckily they didn't hear, for Puddles and Stu were too busy skipping around in dumb little circles.
"So, whatare you doing anyway?" Stu asked
"Me and Pudds (weird nickname?) over there are trying to find the peaces of my broken dog bone that he happened to have broken."
Tears welled up in Puddles eyes and he began sobbing uncontrollably "I'M SO SORRY! I'M A HORRABLE FRIEND! I DON'T DISERVE TO LIVE!"
"What! You mean the Shikon no dogg bone!" Stu said shocked. Puddles kept on crying and yelling until the word "dogg bone" where he suddenly snapped completely back to normal and joined Snow in looking confused.
"The shiky no whata?" Snow and Puddles said in usion.
"The ShikoN no DOGG BONE!" Stu answered. "You mean you haven't herd of it? It's a giant dog bone that was broken up and they said, if you eat it in the light of the moon, it will grant you incredible power!"
"Really?" Snow said "well, that's my bone but not so sure about the whole incredible power thingy."
"If you want to get it, you better find it before sun down, or else it will be all gone."
"Now we have a mission!" Puddles said heroically "We must find all the peaces of that bone before sunset and save the world!"
"Don't know about the whole save the world part but other then that I'm in." Snow said
"Me too!" added stu
"And me three!" Puddles said
"Count me in!" Said Stu
"Wait, you already said you were in!" said Snow annoyed "A-And puddles, you shouldn't say your in, you started it with that whole mini-speech about the mission, and saving the world!"
"ANYWAYs!" Puddles said "Let the mission begin!"
"YEAH!" stue piped in
"Wait, I was planning of finding it before sundown anyways so what difference dose calling it a mission make?"
"It makes all the difference you young fool!"
"I'm older then you."
"Whatever!"
YAY! Okay, do you see where I was going with this? Hehe! Hopefully you could tell Snow was inu, Pudd was kag, and stu was Shippo! Thow, in the end both puddles and stu acted like Shippo, or some little annoying kid. Hm. Who cares. Oh, then devil is Naraku, dugh! The gray hound was kagura, then the mini pom pom, I mean the Pom-er-a-ni-an was kanna. That's all 4 now. REVIEW. bye
