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Meanwhile...
Crabbe and Goyle were walking down the hallway, when they decided to have a holiday. They walked up to Dumbledore's office and walked in.
"We want a holiday." Said Crabbe.
"Ok." Said Dumbledore. HE gave them passes and they went on a holiday.
"Well that was totally random" said Gothy.
"Like this!" cried Misty. She pulled out a chicken and threw it at Cho Chang.
"Yes..." said Gothy.
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Meanwhile...
"NOOOOOOOO!" cried Draco. He was covering his ears. The hoe-down music was driving him insane. Gothy ran up to him.
"I'll stop it if you give me a kiss." She said.
"No!" Draco said. Gothy grinned.
"Then you shall have to live with the music forever!" she cried, laughing evilly.
"Fine." He said. He gave her a kiss on the cheek. Gothy cried out happily.
"I'll never wash this cheek again!" she cried.
"That sounds wrong." Said Misty.
"Are you going to stop the music now?" asked Draco. Gothy sighed.
"Fine." She said. She pulled out her wand, waved it around and the music disappeared.
"Wow, that was random." Said Draco.
"How many times do we have to say that?" asked Misty. Everyone looked at each other, and then ran off in different directions.
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-Later on...
Gothy and Misty were in the great hall, eating waffles for lunch. Suddenly Neville walked in, wearing only one shoe.
"You do realise you're wearing only one shoe?" asked Misty.
"My toad ate it." He said. Suddenly a toad jumped in, it was shaped like a shoe. Everyone stared at it, then looked at each other, then ran off in different directions.
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Crabbe and Goyle laid on a beach in Hawaii. They grinned at each other as a group of hobos walked past them. They were having a fun time. They didn't want to leave.
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Meanwhile...
Draco walked past Harry Potter and the Dream Team.
"Well if it isn't Potty, Weasel and Mudblood." He said. Ron lunged at him, but Harry stopped him. Draco laughed.
"Get them, Crabbe and Goyle." He said. Nothing happened.
"uh... Crabbe? Goyle?" he said nervously. They weren't there. Everyone looked at each other, and then ran off in different directions.
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A FEW MONTHS LATER...
"Well, those months went by quick, as if they didn't even happen!" said Gothy.
"That's 'because the authors are too lazy to write them in." said Misty.
"What authors, this isn't a STORY!" said Gothy, nudging Misty with her elbow.
"Oh... yeah..." she said. The girls walked into the great hall.
"AHEM AHEM AHEM!?" said Dumbledore. Everyone turned to look at him. He cleared his throat for a few more minutes, and then coughed up a hairball. Finally he was ready to speak.
"We are going to hold a Halloween ball this year, as we need a story climax." He said. "This is only for years 5, 6 and 7."
"What year are we in?" Asked Gothy. Just as Misty spoke, a heard of wild elephants ran past, drowning out her voice.
"Ok, I guess that means we can go." Said Gothy.
"This is a costume ball, everyone must wear masks." Said Dumbledore. "I'm sure you're all excited and ready to go find you're costumes, so you are excused!" he said. Everyone started leaving the Hall. The girls started walking back to the common room.
"You know, this story has so many plot holes, what happened to the magic lamp?" asked Misty. Gothy raised her eyebrows.
"Maybe mysteriously, the lamp will turn up at the ball and the evil person will be exposed." Said Gothy. Misty snorted.
"Yeah sure, that'll happen." She said.
I wonder who it is..." said Gothy. The girls walk past Ron, whose eyes shifted evilly. He let out an evil laugh.
"heh... hehhehe... hahaha... MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA -cough splutter cough- heh heh..." he laughed laughilly. The girls stared at him and continued on. Ron pulled out a lamp-ish looking thing from his robes.
"Soon, my pretty...." He whispered.
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"Go with me Draco. Go with me Draco. Go with me Draco." Repeated Gothy, following Draco around all day. He turned around, only to find nobody there.
"Goooo with me Dracooooo..." said an ominous voice from the roof. Draco looked around and sped up, towards the common room.
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The girls were walking down the hall, when they saw Cho Chang trip over a stick in the middle of the path. The girls laughed.
"Hahaha, Did you have a nice Trip? See you next fall!" cried Misty. Gothy looked at her.
"That was lame." Gothy said.
"So lame it's funny?" Misty said.
"No."
Everyone looked at each other, and then ran off in different directions.
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Gothy: Hey, if you review then I'll get Draco to kiss you too
-People review hoping to get a kiss-
Gothy: too bad
-Draco again kisses Gothy on the cheek-
-reviews flame-
Gothy: Mwhehehehehe!!
Misty: you're stoopid.
Misty: LASKFhlasifh