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Meanwhile…
Gothy: OoooOOOOooooh!
Misty: shut up.
The girls watched as the weird red haired lady ran out of the great hall. One boob had deflated.
"Wow what a freak." Gothy said. Misty narrowed her eyes.
"There's something wrong with that girl…" she said.
"Yeah she's only got one boob." Gothy replied.
"Let's stalk her." Misty said with a grin.
"Not again! Remember what happened last time?" Gothy groaned.
"Yeah, but there aren't any tractors here to foil us this time. MUAHAHAHAHA!" Misty said. Together the two girls left the great hall and began to walk down the corridor. Suddenly two screaming first years ran past.
"Well that's not suspicious at all." Gothy said. The girls walked down the corridor, when they heard someone talking, coming this way.
"Quick! Lets hide!" Gothy said, and the two girls dived behind a random pole that was standing in the middle of the hallway. Suddenly Ron walked around the corner in a red dress, mascara running down his face.
"That darn lamp said that this would work! I'm going to go to the common room and give him a piece of my mind. I'll take the hallway down there so that I won't be able to see anyone who is following me." He said, walking away.
"Well that was oddly specific." Misty said. Suddenly footsteps came from the other end of the corridor.
"Quick! Act natural!" Gothy said. The two girls quickly leaned against the wall in a nonchalant way. Snape appeared from around the corner, a sneer upon his face. He looked at the girls, who began to whistle, hands in their pockets.
"No Loitering." He said. "Five points from Gryffindor."
"Who says?" Misty asked. Snape slowly raised a hand and pointed at a sign above the girls heads. 'NO LOITERING' was written in thick black letters.
"We're not loitering, we're standing." Gothy said.
"No standing. Five points form Gryffindor." He said. The girls looked up to see 'NO STANDING' in large letters underneath the other sign.
"We're not standing, we're sitting." Misty said. Snape squinted his eye, blinking. When Snape blinked the second time, the girls were suddenly sitting on the ground.
"Wait a second…" he said. The girls, seeing their chance, quickly stood and ran down the corridor. Snape shook his head and walked in the other direction.
Catching up, the girls began to follow Ron down the corridor. They watched as he went into the common room, and five minutes later, left again, dressed in normal school clothes.
"I'm going to go to the kitchen and won't be back for at least an hour. I also turned off the spell that stops random people from going into my dorm and going through my stuff." He said, walking away.
"Well that was oddly specific." Gothy said. Together the girls walked into the Gryffindor common room and went up into Ron's dorm.
"Ok, where's his stuff. We need to get the lamp like the squid said." Gothy said.
"You know there's a real big plot hole about that squid..." Misty said, squinting one eye.
"Who cares, lets find that squid! I mean lamp!" Gothy said. They kept on searching through the Gryffindor boy's things.
THINGS THEY FOUND:
A ball
Bubblegum
Pencils
Ribbon
Spell Books
Quills
Lollies
A Ride-along Pony (those things where you put coins in and they move)
Ink
Robes
Battleship
Girls Underwear
One Piece
Misty: YAY!
"I thought One Piece was in the Grand Line?" Gothy asked.
"Who cares, it's mine now!" Misty said, hugging the large treasure before shrinking it and putting it in her pocket.
"Well, it looks like the lamp isn't here. We only found all this junk." Gothy said, gesturing to the large pile of priceless antiques behind her.
"So, where do we look next?" Misty asked. Gothy shrugged her shoulders and they were both about to walk away when a voice startled them.
"I know where the lamp is!" The girls looked around in wonder.
"Who are you?" Misty asked. A figure emerged from the mist that had miraculously appeared in the corner.
"Leonard Nemoy!" the girls exclaimed in sync.
"Yes," he answered, "I am Leonard Nemoy, and I've come to help you."
"Nuh, we don't need your help," Goth started to say, but Misty put her hand over her mouth, muffling her words.
"Tell us what you know!" Misty said.
"Well," Leonard continued, "Ronald's taken the lamp into the Chamber of Secrets!"
Lightning flashed outside and spooky music played.
"What the hell? Where is that music coming from?" Misty asked. Gothy shrugged her shoulders.
"My work here is done," Leonard Nemoy said.
"You didn't do anything," Gothy told him.
"Didn't I?" Leonard said before slowly fading away. The girls looked at each other oddly before turning back to the space where Leonard once stood.
"Ok that was odd, even for us." Misty said. Gothy nodded.
"Very. Now…" she said ominously.
"TO THE GIRLS BATHROOM!"
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The girls ran down the hallway and up the moving staircases when Misty stopped next to some portraits.
"Why are we going this? Shouldn't we be finding a way home? This is stupid," she said.
"She's right you know," A portrait of a man next to them exclaimed.
Gothy shook her fist at the painting.
"I'll burn you," she threatened. The man made a face before running out of the frame. Gothy turned to Misty.
"We need to do this because it's the right thing to do! We are the only ones who can stop this evil!" she said nobly.
"You want to steal something, don't you?" Misty asked suspiciously.
"No…" Gothy said, eyes shifting. Misty shrugged.
"Well if you won't I will. Let's go!" she said, pulling out a bag from nowhere.
"Let's go looting! I mean, lets save the school!" Misty cried and the girls continued down the hall. They turned into Myrtle's Bathroom.
"How are we going to get down there?" Misty asked.
"And for that matter, how did Ron get down there?" Gothy asked.
"Plot device Gothy, plot device." Misty said, dusting her hands.(we don't own this joke. It comes from One Ring to Rule Them All 2!)
"So what do we do now?"
"Wait! I have a plan!" Gothy cried. She pulled out ten pounds of C4 and stuck it to the wall. The girls backed away, Misty holding a detonator. Once they were outside, they closed the door and detonated the explosives.
Boom.
"Wouldn't it be easier to speak Parseltounge?" Gothy asked.
"Yeah, but then we'd have to turn into Mary-Sues," Misty told her. Gothy nodded her head. They stepped forward towards the gaping hole in the ground that was once the bathroom sinks.
"Guh! My sinks!" screamed Myrtle.
"Shut up or I'll exercise you!" Gothy cried. She then began to do star jumps.
"NOOOO EXERCISE!" Myrtle moaned before disappearing down a drain.
"Don't you mean exorcize?" Misty asked. Gothy shrugged. As one the two girls leaped into the gaping hole in the floor.
"Hey, someone turned the tunnel into a super fun happy slide!" Misty yelled as they slid down the tunnel.
"Wheeeeee!"
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THE END IS COMING!
There are about 1 or 2 chapters left in the story.
Gothy: NOO MY BABY!
Misty: With who?
Gothy: Adrian! (drops baby) Aww my poor retarded baby.
Misty: Ok then, the story is my baby, and you can have Adrian baby. hugs story
Note: Everyone has been asking what Hypno toad is. So, WE SHALL ANSWER THE QUESTION!
…in the last chapter. BUAHAHA!