I don't own any X-Men Evolution or GI Joe characters. I'm just doing this for fun! Fun! That means I can do whatever I want! Muahhhhhhh! (Insert Evil Laugh here.) This is a mad fic I came up with so hold on. It's gonna get wild.

Interdimensional Dementia

Chapter One: Into the Wild Blue Yonder

The madness began with the most frightening words ever spoken in the Xavier Institute.

"Guys! You gotta see what my invention can do!" Forge called out.

"This is gonna be trouble," Scott sighed as he reluctantly entered Forge's Lab.

"Scott be positive," Jean said.

"This is definitely going to be a lot of trouble," Kurt remarked. "Is that positive enough for you?"

"Should we really see this?" Wanda asked.

"Why not?" Pietro said. "It beats watching Ororo chase Shipwreck around the garden for four hours."

"How did your Dad get into Storm's dresser in the first place?" Todd asked Althea.

"Who knows? Who cares?" Althea told him. "Just as long as he's patched up in time to make dinner tonight."

"But Kitty…" Lance whined.

"Lance I mean it! I can't believe you threw my pie at Peter!" Kitty snapped.

"To be fair he was aiming at Pietro," Rogue pointed out. "And it was probably safer for him than eating it."

"Oh dear…" Hank sighed. "I definitely sense some calamity upon us."

"Behold! My Interdimesional Matter Network Universe Teleportation System," Forge proudly pointed at a familiar device. It looked like a red version of the old Middleverse teleportation device that had a few more buttons and the logo IM NUTS stamped on it.

"Do we really want to know what it does or should we just call 911 now and save time?" Rogue asked.

"Remember when you guys got kidnapped by Mojo and you ran around a few other dimensions meeting your alternate selves?" Forge asked.

"Vividly," Scott folded his arms. "It was Just Another Week in the Lives of Mutants."

"Don't forget the Exiles," Althea added.

"I wish we could," Scott admitted.

"Well I thought it would be fun to see what our lives are like in other dimensions," Forge grinned. "We could go over and visit."

"Now on Track Five…" Rogue said. "Bad Idea coming right into the station."

"She's right Forge," Althea said. "I mean let's say we actually tried this thing. What happens if we run out of fuel or something?"

"Oh that won't happen" Forge said. "I've made sure the power supply is the exact same as the Mass Device."

"You mean grape juice?" Rogue asked. "It runs on grape juice?"

"That and a few other components," Forge coughed.

"Well what if we end up in a universe where mutants are either killed off or enslaved and stuff?" Lance snorted. "Ever think about that Professor Frink?"

"Oh don't worry there's a button for that," Forge showed him. "It's on filter so you can just go to the fun universes."

"That's a handy button," Todd admitted.

"No one is going anywhere," Scott said. "That thing is a recipe for disaster if I've ever seen one! And that's saying something compared to Kitty's cooking."

"HEY!" Kitty stamped her foot.

"For once I agree with you," Lance said.

"About how bad Kitty's cooking is?" Pietro asked.

"Besides that," Lance shrugged.

"LANCE!" Kitty shouted.

"The truth hurts Kit-Kat," Pietro made a face. "But not as much as indigestion!"

"I mean," Lance decided to get back on track. "The whole traveling to other dimensions. Who'd be stupid enough to want to try this thing anyway?"

"Oooh! This looks neat!" Todd held the device and started to play with the dials.

"Deep down didn't we all know that was the answer?" Rogue sighed. "I think I'm going to go into the hall for a bit…" She started to move away.

"Toad! Get your slimy hands off the…" Kurt ran over and grabbed it.

"Hey! Stop pulling! You'll get your turn!" Todd tugged on it.

"Get your hands off of it!" Kitty ran over.

"Toad! Nightcrawler let go!" Scott shouted.

"YOU LET GO!" Todd snapped.

"I'm going into the hallway!" Rogue ran out. "LOGAN!"

"People no!" Hank said. "Don't fool around with it might…"

BEEEEEEEEP!

"Go off…" Hank gulped just as a bright light engulfed the mutants except for Forge who had jumped behind a table just in time. Soon they were gone.

"Well…At least I know it works," Forge blinked. "I hope…"

Logan ran in with Rogue, Warren, Remy and Amara. "What the devil is going on here?" He roared.

"I knew it was a good idea to go into the hallway," Rogue remarked. "After living here so long you'd think more people would recognize the signs of incoming doom."

"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" Logan roared. "Where are the others?"

"We had a little Oopsie," Forge gulped. "Wolverine…Please put away the claws!"

Meanwhile….

"OOOF!" Hank groaned as he struggled to get up. "Kurt would you get your tail out of my ear?"

"I knew I should have went out into the hall with Rogue…" Jean groaned as she got up.

"You did it again Toad," Pietro said sarcastically. "Where are we?"

"You're in the X-Mansion…" Kurt said. But it wasn't their Kurt.

They turned around and saw another Kurt standing there in what appeared to be his image inducer form. "Hey another Elf!" Todd pointed. "Hi there!"

"WHOA!" The other Kurt shouted and bamphed up to the ceiling.

"Hey don't be afraid!" Kurt shouted and teleported up to the ceiling with him. "See we're you! I mean! I'm you…"

"What's going on here!" Mr. McCoy ran into the room. He looked exactly like Hank did before he changed. "Oh my!"

"Oh my," Hank blinked. "This is a sight I never expected to see again! I assure you Mr. McCoy we are not invaders! In fact I am you! Only a different version of you so to speak!"

"Toad here got us stuck in another dimension if you can believe that," Kurt said.

"I believe that," The Other Kurt groaned. They both teleported to the ground. "Wow…You are X-Men from another dimension? Is that possible?"

"There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your Philosophy, Horatio…" Both Hanks said at the same time.

"Two Beasts quoting Shakespeare at the same time?" Lance gave him a look. "Yeah it's possible. So you guys can turn off your image inducers."

"Image inducers?" The Second Kurt was startled. "You have them too?"

"You got it Blue Boy Number Two," Pietro nodded. "So you can turn yours off."

"Uh…" The Second Kurt looked at his Mr. McCoy. "Ours are off. This is what we really look like."

"Say what?" Todd blinked.

"You mean you have your powers but you…" Kurt's jaw dropped.

"You mean in this dimension Kurt and I are normal? I mean we look just like everyone else?" Hank was shocked.

"Not…exactly," The voice of Professor Xavier was heard. The others turned around and got a shock.

There was Professor Xavier with completely blue skin. Scott, Jean, Logan, Rogue, and Kitty were there too with blue skin and in Scott and Logan's case, blue fur. Ororo was there but with white fur on her body. They were dressed exactly the same as their counterparts' X-Men costumes but they had fur and were mostly blue.

"As you may have surmised," Blue Xavier spoke. "This dimension is almost exactly like your own. With one minor twist."

"Minor twist?" Kitty's jaw dropped.

"Tell me about it," Blue Kitty shuddered. "Eww…"

"What do you mean Ewww?" Kitty snapped.

"Well you're like totally gross and hairless," Kitty shuddered.

"Way to be tactful Kitty," Blue Rogue groaned. She still had her trademark white streaked brown hair. She looked at the group. "Where's my counterpart?"

"She got smart and ran out of the way before our accident," Lance told her.

"That does sound like me," Blue Rogue remarked.

"So here…everybody's furry and blue or white…" Todd pieced it together. "Except for these guys?" He pointed to Other Kurt and Mr. McCoy.

"And my mother," Other Kurt groaned. "Don't get me started on her!"

"Believe me, I know your pain," Kurt groaned.

"This is gonna be one wild trip," Todd blinked.

What happens next? What do they see in other dimensions! He he…Find out!