This next chapter was inspired by Agent G's AGU series. More specifically on his story 'Reality Trip'. Check it out. Think of this as kind of an alternate alternate universe. Something tells me Agent G won't want this disaster to actually happen in his series. Trust me on this. It's gonna get wild.
Getting Yourself in Trouble Has Never Been So Much Fun
"Ooh! This just gets crazier and crazier," Althea groaned as she got up from where she fell into the next reality.
"Why is the floor so small?" Pietro groaned.
"Because we're on a table stupid!" Wanda snapped.
"And of course you'd have to land at our table…" Someone said.
The gang looked around. They were in a heap on top of a table. A cafeteria table in the middle of a very crowded school cafeteria. At the table were Rogue, Kitty, Kurt (image inducer on), Wanda, Danielle, Tabitha, Amara, Amanda and a few other people they didn't recognize. But everyone else in the room knew instantly that they were mutants and had arrived in a very unorthodox way.
"Oh boy," Kurt gulped at all the staring and in some cases down right hostile faces, "This is awkward." Especially for him and McCoy because everyone could see their true forms.
For two seconds none of the alternate X-Men said anything. Finally the other Kitty spoke. "Let me guess, you know a guy named Forge who made some kind of interdimensional traveling gizmo?"
"Yeah how did you know?" Todd asked.
"Let's just say we've had experience with this sort of thing," An unfamiliar well built seventeen year old male told them. He had black hair and wore a green top, black leather jacket and jeans with boots. "And of course you had to end up right here at school with us!"
"Just when I thought school couldn't suck any more…" Rogue groaned.
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?" One of the other students finally recovered from the shock. She yelled and pointed at the X-Men and Misfits on the table.
"Look! That's another Pryde!" Another girl said. "There's two of them!"
"And they're both wearing the same pink outfit!" Another girl said. "Gross!" True to form, both Kittys were wearing the same pink top and jeans combo.
"And so is that other girl there in the red!" Another shouted. "Oh god no! Bad fashion overkill!"
"She says that like it's a bad thing," AGU Wanda grumbled. Both she and Wanda were wearing the same familiar red outfit.
"Some people just don't know good taste when they see it," Wanda shrugged.
"Uh hello there," Hank coughed and waved to the students in the cafeteria. "Don't mind us. We're just visitors from another dimension."
Surprisingly no one screamed and fled in panic. Although a female teacher did faint. The other students just seemed to be in shock. "They're taking this well," Pietro snickered.
"I guess they're just waiting to see what happens next before they go screaming to the principal to report us," Danielle groaned.
"Are you guys all X-Men?" Tabitha asked.
"No some of us are in a group called the Misfits," Althea explained. "In case you don't know I'm Althea Delgado, code named Wavedancer."
"Okay…" The seventeen year old male blinked. "Wait a minute, I remember you guys! We ended up at the Pit when we went on our travels through other dimensions. Don't you remember me? Vincent? Code named Mayhem?"
"Sorry no," Althea shrugged.
"Oh no!" AGU Kurt moaned. "Not the Misfits! The dimension where Amanda's a sorceress not a mutant and Kitty is dating two guys!"
"What do you mean not a mutant?" Kurt blinked.
"Yell it out to anyone why don't you?" AGU Amanda groaned.
"How did you know about my personal life?" Kitty asked. "And I'm like not really dating two guys anymore."
"Only because Colossus threw in the towel because he was sick of you stringing him along," Pietro smirked.
"Shut up Quicksilver!" Kitty snapped.
"Wait you've all met the Misfits before?" Wanda held up her hand. "But we've never met you. How is that possible?"
"Simple really," Hank explained. "They must have met some other version of the Misfits in a reality almost exactly like ours."
"You mean there is more than one dimension where there are Misfits?" Scott groaned. "Perfect! Just perfect!"
"And logically speaking there must be another dimension like ours too," Vincent said. "Where a lot of the same events happened."
"Interesting," AGU Wanda remarked. "By the way Wanda, I'm an X-Man and here my rat of a brother and his friends took off with the rest of the Brotherhood."
"And I can touch now and I'm dating Vincent not Gambit," AGU Rogue spoke up. "The Swamp Rat took off to parts unknown when I told him to take a hike!"
"And who are you guys?" Pietro pointed to the new people.
"Uh, I'm Gale Hunter," A blue haired female wearing a red top and tan pants waved. "I'm an empath and a healer."
"Clarice Fergison," A shy girl with long brown hair and a blue outfit waved. "I can teleport."
"I am Kai Fujitaka," A somber Japanese youth in a blue and gray outfit spoke. "Call me Shadow. In addition to my shadow abilities I am a ninja of the Shadow Clan."
"The Shadow Clan?" Althea thought. "I've heard of you. Your clan merged with the Clan of the Storm centuries ago."
"No it did not," Kai's eyes narrowed. "We went to war with the Clan of the Storm after their leader dishonored our leader's daughter and kidnapped her. My clan nearly wiped out their clan in order to restore their honor and both kidnapper and his victim were killed."
"Really? In our dimension the story has a very different ending," Althea told him. "First of all the daughter wasn't kidnapped, she ran away because she was in love with the leader of the Clan of the Storm. But both of them realized that by running away would cause trouble and fighting for both their clans, so they returned. Both proclaimed to their respective tribes that it was senseless to fight and their love for each other. Eventually they convinced both tribes to merge into one great ninja clan."
"That really happened?" Kitty asked.
"Guys, remember our friend Storm Shadow?" Althea gave them a look. "That's what Arashikage means literally in English."
"Storm, shadow…" Todd thought aloud. "Shadow, storm…Hey you're right."
"How do you know this?" Kai asked.
"My sensei is from the Arashikage clan and many of us are being trained in it's ways," Althea explained. "So I guess in a way we're clan-mates."
"If that's true maybe there's a Kai back in our dimension we haven't met yet," Lance wondered.
"Or someone very similar to Kai," Althea pointed out.
"As interesting as all this is, I think you're forgetting something here," AGU Kitty said. "LIKE WE'RE STILL IN SCHOOL, YOU'RE STILL SITTING ON TOP OF THE TABLE AND EVERYBODY'S STARING AT US!"
"Oh…" Althea looked around. "This must seem kind of weird to you people huh?"
"Hey you gonna eat that?" Todd looked at the plate of a cheerleader at a table nearby. Without thinking he shot out his tongue and grabbed a sandwich and gulped it down. "Thanks!"
"EWW!" The cheerleader screamed. "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"Hey I said thanks! What more do you want?" Todd puffed up defensively.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" A tall man in his forties with a beard and slightly graying temples rushed in. His jaw dropped when he saw the X-Men and Misfits coming down from the table. "What the.."
"Principal Campbell!" A teacher groaned. "Thank goodness you're here!"
"What is he gonna do against those muties from another dimension?" One jock rolled his eyes.
"What?" Principal Campbell blinked. "Did you just say dimension?"
"Notice he didn't say anything about the 'mutie' crack," Lance whispered to Pietro.
"Those freaks just popped out of nowhere and they said they were from another dimension! Right there at the table!" A cheerleader told them.
"I must apologize for the disturbance," Hank coughed. "You see we really are from another dimension and we accidentally happened on your school while trying to find our own way home."
"Wait a minute!" Campbell held up his hand and looked at them. He saw two Kittys and two Wandas dressed alike. "Two of…? Another dimension?"
"Yes another dimension," Jean sighed. "I know this is a bit of a shock…"
"Not for them obviously!" Another cheerleader shouted. "When they popped through that purple portal thingy these mutants just sat there like nothing happened!"
"They weren't even surprised!" Another jock shouted. "I heard 'em! They said they knew all about this stuff!"
"Is that true? Are you saying that things like this happen often?" Campbell glared at them.
"I wouldn't say often," AGU Kitty gulped.
Just then another portal opened up right in front of Principal Campbell. "WHEEEEEEE!" Out of the portal appeared Trinity. They were wearing pink tops, jeans and sneakers and pink lab coats. They landed right on top of Campbell tacking him to the ground.
"AAAHHHHHH!" Campbell screamed.
"HI THERE MISTER!" They called out happily. "WE'RE VISITORS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!"
"I'm Daria!"
"I'm Quinn!"
"I'm Brittany!"
"I'm being suffocated!" Campbell shouted. "Get them off of me!"
"Geeze don't be such a grouch," Daria sniffed as they did so.
"You were saying?" Campbell glared at the mutants.
"Okay maybe it happens a little more than we like to admit," AGU Kitty groaned.
"TRINITY!" Althea yelled. "What are you doing here? Why are you here?"
"When you guys took off we decided to follow you," Quinn explained. She showed them a small pink device labeled IM NUTS II. "We even put a tracker in this thing."
"We didn't want to be left out," Brittany said. "We just saw the unicorns. They were pretty!"
"I hope you annoyed the black one with the metal horn," Scott grumbled.
Clarice looked at Gale. "They did not just say unicorns did they?"
"Yeah they did," Gale sighed.
"I can't believe you followed us," Wanda groaned at Trinity.
"I can," Althea said. "They live to make my life miserable!"
"You know these girls?" Kai asked. "Are they enemies?"
"Worse…" Althea groaned. "They're my sisters."
"Great! As if this trip wasn't nuts enough!" Lance threw up his hands.
"I remember them," AGU Kitty said. "They were nice." Everyone gave her a look. "What? They were!"
"Okay you're definitely crazy," Kitty rolled her eyes.
"Well sorry if I'm not a slut like you!" AGU Kitty snapped.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Kitty roared.
"What else do you call a girl who strings along two guys?" AGU Kitty snapped.
"Ooh! Ooh! I know!" Todd raised his hand.
"Don't you dare call me a…" Kitty warned.
"Slut, slut, slut…" AGU Kitty finished.
"Uh oh," Lance gulped. "This is not going to be pretty."
"If you don't stop it right now I'm gonna…" Kitty warned, her face getting redder and redder.
"Slut, slut, slut," AGU Kitty continued. "Slut, slut, slutty, slut, slut…"
"THAT'S IT!" Kitty leapt and her and started to fight. AGU Kitty fought back. "BRING IT ON!"
"Boy your Kitty has a temper doesn't she?" Gale groaned.
"You have no idea," Lance sighed.
"So much for the no fighting rule," AGU Rogue moaned.
"Okay can you get detention if you get into a fight with yourself?" One boy asked another as the human students watched the fight.
"I dunno Chet but it'll be fun to find out," The other boy chuckled.
"Stop this! Stop this right now!" Campbell shouted as he tried to separate the two Kittys only to have one of them accidentally punch him in the jaw. He fell to the floor unconscious.
"Oops," Kitty gulped.
"Okay I know you can get more than detention for beating up your principal," Chet said.
"Look at what you did!" AGU Kitty fumed.
"ME?" Kitty shouted. "IF YOU HADN'T…"
"Stop this! Stop this right now!" Another older female teacher in a maroon dress outfit stormed up to them. "You mutant freaks have really done it now! I am going straight to…" She paused as she finally got a good look at Hank and Kurt.
"To H-E-Double Hockey sticks?" Pietro said helpfully.
"Quicksilver!" Scott glared at him.
"Oh my…" She covered her chest with her hand. "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
"Perhaps I can be of assistance," Hank said. "I am a doctor and…"
"NO!" She screamed then ran out the door. Two other teachers ran after her.
"For a woman having a heart attack she's pretty fast on her feet," Pietro blinked.
"We are all going to get detention for life, I know it," AGU Rogue groaned.
"Come on Rogue look at the bright side," Vincent patted her on the shoulder. "They might just expel us instead."
"Oh well that just leaves this guy," Pietro grinned as he went over to Campbell.
"Don't even think of doing anything to him, Quicksilver!" AGU Rogue warned.
"Come on Roguey, hassling the principal of Bayville High is practically a tradition for us," Pietro grinned. "Ciao!" He zoomed off carrying Campbell.
"Okay I gotta get in on this!" Todd whooped as he hopped after him.
Chet looked at one of the jocks. "Dude should we like do something now?"
"Hold on a minute," The Jock told him. "I wanna see if they clock any more teachers first. I got a Geometry test with Hawkins over there."
"Don't give me that look," Lance snapped at Kitty who was glaring at him. "I'm not the one who punched him out!"
"Well neither did I!" Kitty pointed to AGU Kitty.
"LIAR!" AGU Kitty snapped. "You did it and you know it!"
"I did not!" Kitty snapped.
"Go ahead, fight some more," Wanda told them. "Maybe you'll knock out even more people!"
"This trip is so not going well," Hank sighed.
"Hey you have an image inducer too," Quinn looked at Clarice.
"Quinn! No!" Althea shouted. But it was too later. Quinn had quickly managed to turn it off, revealing her true form. She had light purple skin, pink hair and red triangle marks on her face.
"Cool!" Quinn said. Another teacher screamed and fainted. "Boy people here sure do faint a lot."
"Quinn! You know better than that!" Althea snapped. She looked at Clarice. "I'm really sorry. But if it makes you feel any better pink is definitely your color."
Clarice looked around nervously at all the stares headed her way. She looked like her worst nightmare had come true. "I…I…" Suddenly she teleported away.
"Way to go Quinn," Daria put her hands on her hips. "Just traumatize the girl why don't you?"
"Well it's not like she's the only one hiding what she looks like," Quinn shrugged and looked at AGU Kurt.
"Don't even…" AGU Kurt began when suddenly Brittany grabbed his inducer and turned it off. "Oh no…"
"AAHHH! ANOTHER DEMON!" Someone shouted and the thud of someone else fainting was heard.
"Darn it," The Jock grumbled. "The Home Ec teacher. It figures, the one class I'm actually passing…"
"Thanks a lot!" AGU Kurt snapped.
"At least I'm not gonna be the only one standing here like this," Kurt glared at him.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" AGU Kurt glared back.
"Why don't you two get into a fistfight and see what damage you do?" AGU Rogue snapped.
"Don't give them any ideas!" Scott warned.
"They are definitely going to expel us after this," Vincent groaned.
"Sorry about that," Wanda said to her counterpart.
"Well since things are already bad," AGU Wanda shrugged. "Might as well do something I've wanted to do for a while." She used her hex powers to throw plates of food at several Jocks.
"Good aim," Wanda grinned and used her powers to get the cheerleaders.
"THAT'S IT! LET'S GET THEM!" One of the Jocks shouted.
"Oh dear…" Hank gulped as people started to throw food at them.
"I'll get us out!" Amanda said. She used her teleportation powers and they were outside on the school lawn. "Whoo, that's a workout with so many people."
"Nice job teleporting," Althea remarked.
"It's one of my mutant powers," Amanda explained. "It's a long story."
"What about the others?" Gale asked. "They don't have lunch this period!"
"I think that's pretty much a moot point," Danielle pointed as the rest of the X-Men ran up to them. "They must have heard the screaming."
"What is going on here?" Alex ran up with other X-Men. "Scott?"
"Not our Scott," Vincent told him. "This is a Cyclops from another reality and he showed up with a bunch of Misfits!"
"Not only did they cause a fight and knock out the principal they outed me and Blink!" AGU Kurt told them. "She must have teleported back to the mansion!"
"Why did I come here to be an X-Man?" Alex groaned.
In the distance they could hear thunder. "Did we happen to mention that Storm is Blink's foster mom?" AGU Tabitha asked.
"No you didn't," Jean looked at the approaching thunder clouds.
"Maybe we should hide out at the Brotherhood house for a bit?" Lance asked.
"There is no Brotherhood House," AGU Wanda said. "It burned to the ground. Then it got rebuilt."
"That's where the Hellions live now," AGU Kurt told them.
"Really?" Trinity said as one, sharing an evil look. Suddenly they flew off as fast as they could.
"Where did they go?" Gale asked.
"Probably off to the Hellions to trash the place," Althea said.
"WHAT?" A roar could be heard. They turned around and saw Monet and a few Hellions glaring at them. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"The Hellions go to school here too?" Kurt asked.
"Yes," Monet snorted. "And knowing our luck we might end up getting kicked out of school too because of you freaks!"
Beef thought a minute. "Monet, they don't know about us being mutants."
"Yeah but what's the point of us going to Bayville High if they get kicked out?" Bevatron told them.
"Oh yeah," Beef nodded. "You're right. Still, we shouldn't worry too much. I mean Selene, Emma Frost and Shinobi Shaw are back home. Even if the others are away on business how much trouble could three girls cause?"
"Oh boy," Scott gulped. "We gotta get over there fast!"
"Kitty and I will get the dynamic duo and try to save Campbell," Lance told them. "The rest of you try to round up Trinity. We'll meet you there."
"I'd better go with them," Amanda volunteered. "Not only can I teleport them, I can guide them around the school."
"That shouldn't be too hard," Kitty grumbled as they ran off. "Just follow the sound of screaming."
"Come on Hellions," Monet snapped. "Let's go teach those brats a lesson!"
"I'd be careful if I were you," Althea warned as they ran off. "My sisters may only be 13 years old but they're a lot smarter than…"
"If you're smart you low class freak, you'll stay out of our way," Monet snapped before she flew off. The Hellions ran behind her.
"Well I tried to warn them," Althea shrugged. "I think we should get a soda first."
"Yeah there's no rush," Wanda agreed.
"No rush?" AGU Wanda asked. "They're going after your sisters!"
"Aren't you concerned for their safety?" Kai asked.
"I was until Monet proved she was just a big jerk as she is in our universe," Althea said.
"I would like to point out that Trinity are not only scientific geniuses," Jean explained. "They have telekinetic powers, can create psychic lightning, are able to breathe underwater and are highly trained ninjas. Well ninjas in training technically."
"They're also members of our little clan," Althea told Kai. "So that should give you some idea how well they are trained in the martial arts."
"Don't forget the fact that they're completely insane," Scott pointed out.
"But still the Hellions are dangerous!" Danielle told them.
"So were the Sentinels, Sabertooth, Cobra," Kurt counted. "Magneto's acolytes, Juggernaut, Dr. Doom, the Hulk, those monsters that escaped the from Forge's Middleverse machine at the Sadie Hawkins dance…"
"They tangled with one of those things?" AGU Kurt was shocked. "And they survived?"
"They did but the poor monster almost didn't. They frightened the poor thing into submission," Hank explained.
"Don't forget the Demon Bear," Althea added. "They cleaned its clock in less than ten minutes."
"The Demon Bear? My demon bear?" Danielle gasped. Realization hit her. "The Hellions don't have a chance do they?"
"Nope," Scott shook his head. "Not a prayer. Come on let's see if we can at least keep them from burning the Hellion's place to the ground."
Unfortunately as it turned out they were too late for that. "Oh my…" Hank's jaw dropped as he saw smoke and flames coming out of the top story windows of the Hellion's boarding school.
Althea chuckled as she saw several Hellions writhing in pain on the front lawn. "Now you were going to teach who a lesson?" She lightly kicked an unconscious Monet in the side.
"Oooohhh…" Beef moaned. "That purple lightning attack sure packs a punch."
"HELP ME!" A tall black haired youth wearing nothing but a tattered pair of boxers ran out. "THESE THREE LITTLE MANIACS JUMPED ME AND STARTED STRIPPING ME! THEN THEY SET THE ACADEMY ON FIRE!"
"Who's that?" Wanda asked.
"Shinobi Shaw, Sebastian Shaw's son," AGU Wanda explained. "And running after him are Selene and Emma Frost."
"GET THIS GUM OUT OF MY HAIR!" Selene screamed. There was pink gum all over her head and hands. "GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE THREE LITTLE…" A younger version of Emma Frost ran behind her, also covered in gum.
"Looks like my sisters brought along their portable Bubble Gum Blaster," Althea quipped.
"How?" Vincent was in shock. "How on earth did they…?"
"I find it best not to think too hard on how they are able to create the mayhem they do," Hank sighed.
"Gee I wonder where they get that talent from?" AGU Rogue glared at the Misfits and X-Men.
Just then Amanda teleported in with Kitty, Todd, Pietro and Lance. "You will not believe what these maniacs did!" Amanda snapped. She saw the scene before her. "On the other hand maybe you will."
"What did they do?" Scott sighed.
"Not much," Todd shrugged. "Just slimed a few lockers, sent a few cherry bombs down the boy's toilets, put make up on the Principal, let loose all the frogs from the Biology class."
"Oh and we also glued the principal's desk to the ceiling," Pietro added.
"We couldn't resist," Todd shrugged. "Brought back a lot of good memories."
"And let's not forget Lance shaking up the place," Kitty glared at Lance.
"Those security guards were rushing at us with drawn weapons," Lance defended his actions. "All I did was knock them back a little. I didn't wreck the school for once!"
"For once?" Tabitha looked at him.
"Don't ask," Wanda sighed.
Just then three familiar looking demons ran out of the building. "Aren't those the creatures from the Sadie…?" Amanda dropped her jaw.
"Yup," Althea groaned. "TRINITY!"
"I guess they made another little trip to another dimension," Scott groaned.
"Boy that was fun!" Brittany giggled from above them. They looked up and saw the three little girls hiding in a tree.
"Let's see where we go next!" Quinn shouted. They turned on their own machine and disappeared.
"Great, now my sisters are wrecking stuff through other dimensions," Althea groaned.
"Yeah and you were doing so well on your own!" AGU Kitty glared at them. "X-Men we need to round up the monsters and put the fire out."
"You stay out of our way," Vincent pointed to the gang. "You've done enough damage!' They ran off to take care of the disaster.
"We just got them kicked out of Bayville High didn't we?" Kurt asked.
"That's pretty much a given," Scott sighed as he watched the mayhem. "And maybe gave them a few lawsuits."
"Okay time to go now," Althea said grabbing the IM NUTS machine. "Before they decide to kill us."
"That does seem to be the most expedient course of action," Hank agreed.
Soon they were in another location. "Where are we now?" Jean asked.
"Hey this looks like Misfit Manor," Pietro looked around.
"It is Misfit Manor!" Another Quicksilver ran towards them. "Cool! More alternates! HEY GUYS!"
"Hi there," Althea waved as they entered the room. "Have you seen my sisters?"
BOOOM!
"Does that answer your question?" Wavedancer asked her.
"So that wasn't one of my delusions," Avalanche said. He turned around. "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS?"
"You're seeing the Coyote huh?" Lance sighed. "What pills are you on?"
"Mexnomaxmill," Avalanche said. "Why?"
"Try the Pactomaxadril," Lance told him. "That really helps."
"Thanks," Avalanche said. "How do you spell it?"
"GET OFF YOU BILGE RAT!" Shipwreck entered the room trying to fight off Polly.
"GIVE ME THE BOOZE AND I WILL!" Polly squawked.
"Anybody wanna bet how long this fight will be?" Blob called out.
"I'm in!" Todd shouted.
"Hey other me, wanna go cause trouble at the Pit?" Quicksilver asked.
"Wanna start with hiding Sgt. Snuffles?" Pietro grinned.
"I thought you'd never ask," Quicksilver grinned and the two of them ran off.
"Double the Misfits, double the headache," Kurt groaned.
BOOOM!
"And double the destruction," Jean sighed as plaster fell from the ceiling.
"Another reality where the Misfits run wild," Scott banged his head on the wall. "I can't take much more of this!"
Sorry Scott you're just gonna have to! There's more madness to come! Believe it! Hope you liked this chapter somewhat Agent G! Of course it's nowhere near as good as your series but hey, all in good fun!