Whoa, I'm really sorry about the long ass wait. I got a job at Micky D's recently and it's been sucking up all my spare time. And I didn't think people really liked my fics so I was all like "What the hell, screw this." But after reading some of ur guys reviews, I guess I cant stop now. So here it is.

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Chapter 3

"Ei! Naruto-kun I don't like this position! It hurts!"

"Urf! Well this was your idea in the first place…"

"Uhhh! Well I didn't know you were so good. Ah ah ah!"

"What can I tell ya. Iv'e had a lot of practice."

"Ei! Naruto-kun! I'm ganna! I'm ganna! AHHHH!"

Saying that Hinata lost her balance and toppled on top of Naruto. The boy looked at her.

"Ha I win! I told you I'm the champ at twister!" The boy took a victory lap or two around the room. Hinata just lay there in the middle of the room.

"He he. I got to be all tangled up with naruto-kun."

"What was that Hinata-chan?" He looked at her quizzically.

Hinata had a blush on her face. "Uh-uh Nothing Naruto-kun. Nothing." She faked a laugh and waved her hand at him. The boy just stared at her a little longer and continued his victory laps.

Sakura and Sasuke

"Oh yeah! Uhhhh! Harder Sasuke harder! Mmmmm!"

"Damn Sakura-chan relax. It's just a massage." The boys face was beat red and he struggling to not pop a boner while Sakura was in his house.

"I'm sorry Sasuke-kun. You just give such good back massages. She turned her head and looked at the boy behind her. His face was red and it looked like he was constipated.

"Stay down stay down stay down! Old ladies! Dead babies! Naruto! Phew that did it…"

"Are you okay Sasuke-kun" Sakura turned around, completely forgetting that she had taken off her dress and bra so that Sasuke could give her that back massage.

Right then Sasuke lost it. His nose was bleeding and he found himself fully grown.

Right then Sakura realized she was naked from the top up. She grew beet red and let put a scream. "Sasuke-kun! You pervert!"

Kakashi and Ero-senin

Kakashi was on his knees begging. "Oh great Ero-senin. Please let me bask in your greatness."

"I told you already. Your not getting advanced copy of my latest novel. And don't call me Ero-senin! Your as annoying as Naruto, but you don't have to act like him!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

The two of them looked off in the distance in unison.

"What was that?"

"I don't know, but the book can wait. Lets go check it out."

Hinata and Naruto

"Did you hear that Naruto-kun?"

"Yeah, it sounded like Sakura-chan. we better go check it out." The two of them ran out the door and jumped off the balcony. Naruto bit his thumb and performed a few hand seals.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" A puff appeared out of no where and underneath it all was a giant frog. The size of about two full grown men. "Go sniff out Sakura-chan you useless frog!"

"What the hell do I look like, a dog? You go sniff it out fox-boy."

"Henge no Jutsu!" Another puff of smoke appeared, and the once back talking frog turned into a giant dog. "There, now shut up and go!" The transformed frog ran over to the Uchiha manor.

Sakura

Sasuke was passed out on the floor and Sakura was looking all around the room for her dress. "It's a pink dress with a bull's-eye on it! How hard could it be to find!" She was trashing the whole room apart till she finally found her pink dress under where Sasuke collapsed. "A-HA! I found you! She gave a victory jump in the air.

"What's going on!" An annoying voice shouted as the door to the room was kicked in. The four ninja just stare in awe as they saw the Uchiha boy on the floor and a half naked Sakura.

"AHHHHHHH! Get out!"

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Whelp that's it. Sorry it's so short for such a long wait. But anyways R&R and hopefully the next one won't take as long.