The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Living without Love

By Short Dude

Well, welcome to the final chapter! I hope ya'll enjoy the special performance by Drake Parker! Oops…

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The past day stayed in Zack's head all night. The plan went wrong, alright. All too wrong.

Zack just had to do it. He had to just come out and tell her he doesn't want to date her anymore.

So…

"I need your help," Zack said, nearly begging.

"With what, man?" Drake replied calmly.

"A girl."

"Oh, I know a lot about girls."

"How much?"

Josh walked by right about then. "More than a young man should," he said.

"Will you shut up with that?" Drake asked, irritated by now.

"Sibling rivalry?" Zack asked.

"No. Brotherly rivalry." Josh whispered something in Drake's ear. "Oh.

"So what's the problem?"

"You see, I've had this girlfriend that I've been going out with for six years, and …"

"Whoa. Six years! You dawg, you!"

"Will you let me finish?"

"Yeah, sure man."

"You see, I don't want to go out with her anymore. How do I break up with her?"

"You just gotta tell her straight out, man. Just say it's not working out. It's no big deal."

"But what if she's the crying type?"

"I'm sure your girlfriend isn't that nimble…"

"I stepped on a flower by accident, and she cried for twenty-two minutes."

"You still gotta tell her straight out."

"Have you ever broken up with a girl that was the crying type straight out?"

"No. I text-messaged her."

Zack walked out, a disturbed look on his face.

The next day, Zack did break up with Ami. She wasn't really the crying type, you see. She was more of the hit-and-run type.

Basically, she called Zack a rip-off artist, kicked him in the shin, and walked off.

"Zack?" Maddie asked. "You okay?"

"I think my shin's broken, but yeah, I'm okay."

"Well, come on, or you're going to miss Drake's performance."

"Oh, right."

Moseby walked up on stage.

"And now, the song stylings of Drake 24/7!" he proclaimed as the curtains lifted to reveal Drake and his band playing their music. Drake started singing the following song:

I never thought that it'd be so simple, but


I found a way. I found a way.

If you open up your mind…

(See what's inside)

It's gonna take sometime to realize

But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find


Over your shoulder, you'll know that I told you I'd always be picking you up when you're down

So just turn around…

Ooo…

Three years later…

Maddie Fitzpatrick and Zack Martin stood at the alter.

The pastor started speaking.

"Do you, Zack Martin, take Madeline Fitzpatrick, to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?"

"I do."

"And do you, Madeline Fitzpatrick, take this man, Zack Martin, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?

"I do."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."

Ooo… I get a chance to leave ya'll right there! And I'll take it! I hope you enjoyed this two-story saga! See all of you later! Good-bye for now! (Thank God, it's finally over!)

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