Sora was lounging on his couch, watching reruns of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, when his cell phone made a noise that meant he had a text message. He flipped it open.

come over now! must show you something

It was from Riku. He replied,

Sure, is it important? this is the one where Hilary drops out of college.

Yes, come NOW!

Fine, on my way.

He jumped up and went 2 doors down to Riku's.

When Riku opened the door he had a hoodie on, even though it was at least 80 degrees out.

"Uh... What's with the hoodie?" Sora asked.

Riku sighed. "That's what I wanted to show you. I... uh... Just look!" He pulled the hood down and Sora fell over.

"YOU CUT YOUR HAIR! SHORT!" Sure enough, Riku's previously shoulder-length hair was as short as Wakka's, if possible. "YOU BAKA! Well, at least you didn't dye it." Riku shuffled his feet.

"I was... kinda planning on doing that..." He said. Sora smacked him.

"ARE YOU NOT AWARE THAT SELPHIE AND KAIRI HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSHES ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR! You've lost it..." Sora tried, and failed to say calmly. Riku sighed again.

"Can we show Kairi now?"

"NO! She'll freak!"

"That's why I want to get it over with."

"Fine... BUT PUT THE HOODIE ON!"

"Does it look bad or something?"

"YES and Selphie will destroy you. First the tattoos and now this..." Sora shook his head and walked out the door, Riku on his heels.

As they passed Selphie on thier way to Kairi's, she hit Riku with her jump rope. (A/N IT IS A JUMP ROPE, PPL!)

"That HURT, Selphie!"

"I know!" Riku made a face and vowed to break that jump rope.

As they approached Kairi's house, Riku started to chicken out.

"Can't we wait, like, until my hair grows out?" He asked.

"And Kairi will wonder where you went for the last 2 years."

"Tell her I had a rare African disesase!"

"Oh, yeah, she'll buy that." Sora walked up to Kairi's door and knocked, while Riku squeaked and jumped in the bushes. "Is Kairi home?" He heard Sora say.

"Oh, yes, hold on. KAIRI! VISITORS! She'll be down in a minute." There was a pause and Kairi came to the door.

"Hey, So! What's up?"

"Da sky. But we have something to show you," Sora said.

"WE!" Riku said, blowing his cover. "Oh, nice one, Riku."

"What's with the hoodie?" Kairi asked. "It's too hot." She went to pull it down and Riku clamped his hands on his head.

"NO! I... uh... have lice!" Riku said, desperatley.

"Nice try Riku, you always check everyday for lice and you use a special shampoo," Kairi said. "Lice are your worst enemy. Let me see." Riku groaned and dropped his hands. Kairi pulled the hoodie down and gasped, falling over as well, possibly fainting. Riku poked her.

"I'M AWAKE, BAKA! THAT HURT!" He poked her again. "OW!" He went to poke her again, but she slapped him. "YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!" She stood up and slapped him again. "And what about the fangirls?" She whined as she said the last word. She slapped him.

"Wait, I have fangirls?" Riku asked, ignoring the stinging pain in his cheek.

"Yes, and Sora does too."

"Why would we?"

"You are in a video game, DUH!"

to be continued...