I don't own KH! Get over the fact that NO ONE ON THIS WEBSITE OWNS IT! HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND! YOU PEOPLE-- (is hit with KO dart)
"Yeah, we're in a video game!" Kairi said, slapping poor Riku once more.
"Well, could you show us?" Riku asked, blocking a slap. Kairi nodded, and went inside her house. She stopped halfway to her room to glare at Riku's head, and then continued to her room.
"See?" Kairi said, tossing the case to Sora.
Riku peeked over his shoulder and read the case. "'Team up with Disney Heroes as you battle evil', huh? Sounds like a really eventful game."
Sora glared at Riku. "Your fangirls are gonna HATE you."
"YEAH I KNOW! DON'T MAKE IT WORSE! Hey Kairi, where would I find these fangirls, anyway?" Riku asked her.
Without looking up from setting the playstation up, she pointed outside. Riku peeked out the window.
A sea of girls started screaming. He spotted signs that said, 'MARRY ME RIKU!' and 'RIKU I LOVE YOU!' These girls really needed a hobby. "You'd think I would have noticed these girls before…" Wait… who was that, out there, in the front! Was that… xxmango? Oh lord…
"My girlfriend is out there," Riku said, and stumbled away from the window. Kairi turned the playstation on, then looked up at Riku.
"You don't need a girlfriend. You have fangirls."
A look of realization came over Riku's face. "You're right! I don't need a girlfriend!"
Poor Sora still hadn't looked up from the Kingdom Hearts case.
Riku opened the window, and the mob screamed deafeningly. "Hey! Mango! I DON'T NEED YOU! I HAVE FANGIRLS!" (Thanks Sonora the Free!) He yelled, and slammed the window.
But he wasn't done yet. He pulled the curtains back and flexed for the girls. Even though he had just broken up with her, xxmango continued to scream and yell. "Time for the finale," Riku whispered, and tore his shirt off.
The girls went CRAZY. The police showed up and barricaded the house, keeping the fangirls in line. Riku shook his head and closed the curtains.
Ah… The fangirls.
G-Gomen... (hides from rabid and angry readers) I'M SORRY! I HAD TO WRITE THIS ON SHORT NOTICE AND-- you don't care... GOMEN NASAI! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU! I apologize to my Roxas plushie even though I don't know why!
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