The Return Of The Marauders Part I: Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone
Warnings: From here on and forward, Harry's title for Sirius changes, as he becomes his father, as the years they spent together now change things now. As he and Harry start acting like father and son, as year 5 changes things further as he's now acting like a real father here. To him as he and Harry developed a bond that would take his place with James as the years go by now.
Disclaimers: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me, the story belongs to me, everything else belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner brothers.
Chapter 12: Summer School, Final Arrangements And The School Train
"As I understand it, half the cells in the prison were filled up because of me right, I did all the arrests after your parents were killed?" he asked and I nodded to him. "Yes it was me, so though supposedly looking like I'm properly paranoid here, I've been on the sharp end for the better part of the last 15 years here. And since their parents were still teenagers, as you never know whether whatever you're passed could be tainted or not, I never took anything: food or drink."
"And stuck to bringing my own food and drink, my hip flask, of course for an undercover death eater, they know I never drink from anything, but that here. So as a result, the siren going off at my house was an alarm system I created, if you heard one of my rubbish cans still going off in the news right now here. The reason is I had cat step on it, and it started going off." he said and the cast started laughing at that remark as Brendan answered that remark then gently.
"Yeah well I think the poor thing was going to take time to calm down, as his fur is still probably still standing up right now from that, Alastor." he said and Moody nodded. "Trust me this happens alot right now, but we're just beginning to get over that, but repeated attempts to come back, and I'm saying this now in truth. But for Harry, they know how smart he is, but what's going on is he never believed what he was really saying to Umbridge if she's next right now."
"But he's trying to make them properly paranoid till they actually break into the department of mysteries and Cornelius arrests them directly." Moody said and he nodded. "Well that makes perfect sense, so we let them think they won and when we get to said break in, and we got them now right now, as a result here." he said and I nodded. "Yeah I'm going to lower my shield slightly, till I have them thinking I never learned it." I said and Moody smiled sternly then.
"So we got them, thinking they lead you right into said trap, and instead we got a cross and double cross going here, nice thinking son, that's great." Harris said smiling sternly then. "Well I'm back to being what I am as I let my accent creep back into my voice on this one, but we, right now, like back then 300 years ago. Had a serious prejudice against Gypsies back then and even now, nothing's really changed here right now, as for Oliver, enough already right now."
"As I get caught in two of his traps, and then step in a hole he dug, but he realized too late, I keep getting trapped by him." he said and Mione started laughing at that. "Listening to you guys, as you're debating this I was trying to keep from laughing at this exchanged debated muttering between you guys right now. But if he would just stop showing off, I wouldn't even be agreeing with Bill right now anyway." I said and he started laughing as she answered that.
"You got to watch where you're going, Brendan." she said smiling and he nodded with a gentle chuckle then. "Well this time you're a magical version to what you were in these movies, but you're also training my adopted cousin, Dora." I said and he nodded gently to me. "So though Barty was pretending to be me, you knew it was me when Dave, George and I came to get you, as Gary called us up for guard duty?" he asked and I nodded as I said with a chuckle then.
"And speaking of your unprecedented character here, Uncle Bill, I'd say Pierce Brosnan in your case, you're in, in my age group, only 31, he's like Brendan in certain cases." I said and Uncle Bill nodded gently. "I work for the Magical Law Enforcement department." he said to Columbus and he nodded. "Expecting trouble on the first day of school?" I asked and he smiled. "No, but keep it up and I will cub, don't get smart with me here." he said and Minerva chuckled then.
"Issues in where just what one change does for the rest of us is mind boggling, but none of us ever considered repeated sting operations to catch these guys." I said and they all nodded. "And now you're constantly using their over confidence against them till we round up the out of Azkaban Death Eaters." Kingsley said and the others nodded in agreement. "And that's not if we got Lestrange back on the loose." Sirius said to him and he and Moody nodded sternly then.
"Son, I get you're wanting revenge against her, but you let your anger take total control, and it's going to turn into a war-zone between you now here. And that's before we get over there." Remus said to Neville and he nodded. "She and her husband destroyed my life, I want my parents back." he said and they nodded. "We understand, and the only way is to train." Moody said to him and he nodded as Minerva gently squeezed his shoulder as I rubbed his back.
"Looks I was the only one that knew this, before you find out." I said and the others nodded. "Which explains the memory you jumped into, Harry." he said and I nodded. "And to repeat this, after said diary, you got to stop doing that." Severus said and I nodded. "Issues in needing the entire story to what is really the deal between you guys." Mione said and he nodded. "Well if you don't want to see private memories, then don't try to control it." Remus said to her gently.
"And by that you mean a case of curiosity killed the cat, only we're cubs here?" Dean said and they nodded. "Yes you're lion cubs, but cubs are cats young man, so control that curiosity, before you get hit by some memory you're not ready for." Minerva said and we all nodded. "Alright to get back to that remark, it's after 4 years training me, rather then my surname, or nickname, he repeatedly called me by my given name?" Dora's double asked and I nodded then.
"Yeah I did, as your remark, of actually calling her by her real name, that's the main clue right now, but that gives me an idea, Minister, sting operation. And till he reveals himself in trying to rob the department of mysteries." I said and the ministry officials all smiled sternly. "And in addition to knowing he's back, we now got proof every death eater that made that claim was lying as we arrest them all!" Kingsley said and Fudge smiled sternly at my idea then gently.
"To put it this way now is, 'not here Nymphadora'." Moody said and she said it in annoyance. "Don't call me Nymphadora!" she snapped and their doubles started laughing at that, before her hair changed colors from pink to red and I hid a laugh at that. "Yeah don't tick her she's good at changing her appearance here till it's one case trust and two becoming the big sister with the new younger siblings here." I said and they chuckled at that remark then gently at that.
"So I prefer Dora or just my surname?" her double said and we both nodded. "Yeah that's it exactly right now, as of right now, it's been 4 years training for you at the academy, so by this point, with you coming home and you decided to come get me yourself as your cousin now. So with you meeting me this young instead of in 4 years during the summer before 5th year starts here's the results, while your mother and Narcissa, they were close to Gary, he adopted me."
"Your mother is dad's favorite cousin, but he and Aunt Cissa fixed things, so Draco, she and I developed a very deep bond here." I said and they nodded smiling then. "Expect that alot when you're using her real name, to us, as her baby brothers and sisters, we just call her Dora now, and she's fine with that." I said and they nodded with a chuckle. "Let alone the parents do as well here, but my parents are on cub duty baby." Dora said gently and I nodded smiling.
"And before you catch me looking down, and you tell me to cool it here." I said to her and she nodded. "Yeah laugh it up, before I really give you something to laugh about, baby." she said I nodded smiling to her. "Yeah 15 to 22, and you're there when I need you, I love you like a favorite big sister, so why else would you three. Now, be coming after us, when we got the attack at the ministry." I said and she nodded as she pressed her forehead to mine and I closed my eyes.
"And prior to it here, if she's part of the Death Eaters or not, by trying to get me expelled when I'm protecting Dudley and Pierre from said dementors here. As I got to do it in front of them and you're pretending you're with them till we catch them in the act of robbing the department of mysteries." I said and Moody smiled sternly. "Oh that is beyond creative right now, we get them into a false sense of security here, till they break in there." Kingsley said and Fudge nodded.
"I couldn't have thought of a better idea then that to prove to me, he's really back!" he said and I nodded. "So that's what part V's going to about now, you're faking it till we got them into a false sense of security and then when he tries to rob the ministry right now here. We got them all as both the ministry and the order arrest these guys finally." Rowling asked and I nodded. "Yeah that's the rewrite now, Joanne." I said and she nodded smiling at that remark and idea.
"Best at what I am, but I want to be seen as more then my title, but what I would be if my parents were still alive." I said and the cast all nodded. "But cub order to adult order, it's when you know several members of the adult order are all family friends, and several adopted family. Well then expect your student order to start growing attached to the members of the new version of the order." I said and Brendan chuckled as he looked at my teachers as he said it then.
"Anyone ever consider attachment here right now, once said student really gets to know us?" Brendan asked and she chuckled and nodded. "That happens all the time for us, but Harry and me, we're beyond close, but our relationships with our students we grow close, so we're used to this. But being around our cubs day in and day out, it's we're the parent when they're in training." she said and he nodded. "Dave?" I asked and David nodded smiling as he looked at Daniel.
"That's us exactly, but this's before you take charge, but both of us together, and Alan, expect trouble once we're dealing with the side effect, but for 90% now. Of the 4th movie, it's all you, but the last 25 minutes is on Barty's double, so with that, that's part of what my prediction was, and I know it's not you." I said and he nodded to me as he answered her. "So he's going to grow attached to me when I start here at work." he said and she nodded to him gently then.
"In this version of our lives, I had you around all my life, and whenever I got the chance to work out with you, you were always there, as our bond deepened." I said and he nodded smiling at that remark. "My favorite student, and like my son, borderline grandson here, that's our connection?" he asked and I nodded. "Close to what I got with the headmaster, but after losing him I had you and the duo left there." I said and he nodded to me gently at that news then.
"Yes now I got a problem, that if we were the cast of the Starwars series, it's now the preteen to young teenage apprentice now growing so attached to us. As their mentors, they never want to let go right now." he said to that and the faculty nodded in agreement. "Expect trouble the adult order is the extended family for the 7 of us." Ron said to him and he nodded. "And dad's also a friend of your's at work." Fred said to him and he nodded to the news gently at that.
"So that's what we really are, us as the adult order, you see us as the extended family now, with us reactivating this soon?" David asked and we all nodded. "With you, Gary and the Tonks's that's literal in my case, Gary's my godfather, and you're my dad's other best friend, while Narcissa and Andy patched up. In their sisterly bonds, and Dora, Draco and I are now a trio of our parents." I said and they all nodded as Dora looked at us smiling and we smiled back at her.
"We're going on 11, she and Charlie are barring 18 now, so to us it's a case of having the big brother start baby-sitting, before someone destroys the stove. Or kitchen in the house, and that's why Charlie was on baby-sitting duty when I got their accounts set up, and we got the stone in the vault." I said and he started laughing. "That's one more reason I'm never leaving the twins alone in the house, before they blow it up." Molly said and I started laughing at that.
"If we were anyone, Mione or Ginny are the baby sister, and the twins are the girl's big brother and with either Charlie or Dora on watch in the house. It's a case of never leave said second oldest alone in the house or you're going to come to see a mess you got to clean up if it's from the stove and with that. That's why said baby sister said that to the star of the cast who is no older then Dora and Charlie, she was on baby-sitting duty that night." I said and they nodded.
"That part of the movies you chose for us?" Ron asked and I nodded. "Yeah it is, but this is what being a teenager in high school in America is really like, when you're close to graduating." I said and Mione closed her eyes at that. "The brother was no older then the twins, before we jumped back 2.5 years and the leader of the cast was no older then Dora, so the oncoming conversation had her bringing them, before the boy's friend came with." she said and they nodded.
"Issues in the baby-sitting duty, before I left for Romania, and instead of trusting Percy with the kids it's now I got the twins involved here, on weekends." Charlie said to that and Percy flinched at that remark as Fred nudged me in the back smiling and I grinned at my brother as George wrapped his arm around Mione's shoulder gently and she leaned into his side. "Just goes to show, you spend more time focused on work, rather then family..." I said and he nodded.
"And said parents or siblings resent you for it here." Molly said to complete the sentence then. "Yeah and I actually enjoy being with you and Bill, boys, to the point that coming to visit or spend the summer with you guys, I never looked forward more to this." I said and they smiled. "Kid brother, and to us, instead of not knowing that much, we now see you as a brother and sister and close friend." George said smiling and she and I nodded as we looked at the twins gently.
"Aside from that, that we all like our jumpers they're great, it's family tradition." Ron said smiling and Molly smiled. "Yes that and when I made them for your brother and Mione, it's to say they were part of the family as well now." she said and I nodded smiling as I looked at Ginny and she smiled at that. "In which case if you're getting stuck up about this, is any wonder why you're getting 1/5 of the amount I set up, you got the money now, so where is the problem."
"Hmm, where, I got you money to pay your last 3 years of school, you got money now." I said and Percy swallowed. "So more then money, but the position of power, this is what we're trying to get rid of in our world, money doesn't mean squat, you can't bribe or buy your out of trouble." Crouch said sternly and he paled at that. "But this is why he and my uncle understand each other, he hates the dark arts, like my uncle does." I said and he swallowed hard at that.
"There thank you, and you're what I wanted my son to become, rather then turning into a power hungry warmonger." Crouch said sternly and Percy paled at that, realizing we saw this as he was power hungry. "You..., you see me as power hungry?!" he said in shock and we all nodded. "Yeah, you didn't care about your own flesh and blood. In when Penny got petrified, just as Ginny was getting ready to tell us this news, you arrive, and she's scared to tell us this now."
"Because she never wanted to be your first sacrifice down this path you chose, you're willing to sacrifice us, your family, to get into the ministry." Ron said to him and he swallowed. "Ron and I, we're trying to protect her and it's going to be me that goes in after her, as he's left out of the confrontation, before we destroy it. And do both horcruxes at once, but you and your supremacist attitude, is it any wonder we see you as a traitor?" I asked and he swallowed hard.
As Fred, Ginny and George surrounded me as his parents, Charlie and Bill crossed their arms and he paled. "You'll get what you want, but that doesn't mean we're going to be happy about it, you made it into the ministers court, but let me tell you, this is all a trap for the Death Eaters. So I'm warning you, you even say a word of what I got planned for them, your bum's ending up in that court room for espionage, is that clear?!" I snapped and he nodded quickly, then.
"Hey Harry, you remember the younger sister's remark to Beth before they went downtown?" Dean asked and we all started laughing. "No way, what if the house explodes." Mione said and Dora said it gently. "The house is not going to explode." she said and Mione said it gently to her as she pointed at the twins. "You leave them alone in the house and it will." she said and Charlie shook his head. "I'm getting too old for this right now." he said and our parents chuckled.
"We're not leaving these guys alone in the house here." Dora said in response and he nodded. "No kidding, but I am getting too old for this right now." he said and she started laughing at that remark. "Well that's the leader of the cast and the girl's brother exactly, as she and brother were discussing this when his friend wanted to come with them." I said and she chuckled. "Not blackmail, just get in the darn car, before I kill you next." she said in annoyance at that news.
"And killed vocally Eric, just shut up and get in the car." he said and his best friend started laughing at that. "Yeah that's it exactly, and watch your language pal, but little pitchers here." Mione added and Ginny started laughing and I knew she got meaning to that reference. "We don't need our parents finding out we went downtown unsupervised here, so just shut up and get in the blasted car here." Dora said to him and he nodded as Charlie smacked him in the shoulder.
"Does this remind you of anything?" Mione asked me and Dean and Justin started laughing. "That's the opening to what was coming later on in the movie." I said laughing and she nodded smiling. "Are you guys always like this with each other?" I asked and they and their parents nodded. "Yes and at one point, after explaining this to Dora, the way his mother said it, Eric changed plans, and came over, and now we had all 3 of them in the house." Molly said to me at that.
"Oh god, as if two teenagers is not enough now we got three and it's dealing with baby sister here, before we got something like a blown tire on the car." Emma said laughing and I nodded as she gave her a nod to that remark. "And this was before we got an emergency with the babysitter's best friend, and said is the reason the events of this movie got started in the first place, but hence the name: Adventures In Babysitting." Mr. Thomas said as I said it for all of us.
"She your girlfriend, before you separated?" I asked and she smiled and I chuckled at that remark. "Yeah, but we're 17, borderline 18, and she and I were the best of friends, before we became a couple." he said and I nodded. "Well get ready once you hear said playback, but edited for preteen previews here." I said and he nodded. "Do I even want to know what said best friend said to bring that on?" Charlie asked and she said it gently at the remark then with a chuckle.
"Rephrase what you just said Charlie, in muggle American terms, said other word for rubbish in expletives." Justin said for her and he closed his eyes as Bill started laughing at that. "Surrounded by my parents, and teachers, it's do not ever say these things, or you're getting grounded or detention for a month." he said and I nodded. "And she forgot the kid's sister's listening to this conversation, before the drive up there resulted in a case of figured out said boyfriend."
"But this is borderline PG-13, and where even if the parents are listening to this, it's now a case of watch your language." Mione said and he started laughing. "No that was PG-13, because of the language here, but we need to remove the more crude stuff in there in language, so we don't have that removed here. And from the playlist, but then we grew up watching movies like this right now, so to us this isn't offensive here." I said and the rest of the muggle-borns nodded.
"Good point, hex some of these movies, and you can do magical alterations and remove the more vulgar expletives from it." Dan said to Severus at that. "I'd consider that edited for tv now, and directly off the movie channels where you can watch the real version without repercussions from said teachers." he said in response and I nodded. "Which is what magic can also be used for, alterations, so no one gets a certain movie removed from said watch list as we get older."
"But this is us now, and movies don't get too offensive, but as we get older, and reach the guys age..." I said and the trio nodded. "And the more you need to watch your language, or you're getting detention or grounded for a week to a month." Fred said to complete the sentence and I nodded. "Indeed, and that's what I call a good way to make this easier on us, so we don't get too annoyed with the language, to enjoy said movie." Dumbledore said in agreement to that.
"So my personality is like who exactly, if you dragged that up?" Poppy asked and I tried to hold it in. "That would the medical mental healer, of the real one, he did teenagers, only he didn't know said entire truth that his patients are the last of 11 children off the block that did it. In killing said dream menace and said used to be a child killer, they either had a hand in killing or worse, it two things at once, and this was retaliation, of their grandparents taking his daughter."
"Now away from him and in retribution, he takes them away from their parents in the worst way possible." I said and she nodded. "In which case, I get overly territorial with you as my patients here." she said and I nodded. "You also watched us grow up, so what else, you love us like your own, so to you, mess with your patients, he's got you on his head, ready to remove it now." I said and she nodded smiling as she looked at me gently as she looked into my eyes then.
"She didn't tolerate the crudity in the group meetings everyday, and they were in a case of going in circles: minimal progress with maximum effort here now. Till she had enough of all the talk on dreams and she and their boss turned into the secondary antagonists." I said and she nodded. "And if she just listened sooner, she wouldn't have their parents ready to sue them for killing their children." she said sternly and Minerva and Dumbledore nodded in agreement then.
"Well that sums this up, you know it's not me, and what if the last one results in nearly killing two patients at once, and our hotshot tries to book." I said and they all nodded. "And that's reason enough to have him arrested, as you risked suicide to save everyone and Ginevra right now." Minerva said to that news. "Arrested for attempted murder and plagiarism, well Gilderoy, you should have seen this coming Harry sees right through you." Poppy said sternly to that.
"Says he's done, but he's a pretending, you've done things most can never attempt and get it right on the first try, but did it ever occur to anyone here now. In the fact that you need your friends to help you piece it together, and you do the rest?" Severus said and I nodded. "All because of your training, but you're like Obi-wan, I'm Anakin as a cub, but you and Remus together are Obi-wan, and trained me from my current age to adulthood." I said and he nodded gently then.
"But sure his books get a lot of publicity, but look at what learning about my life is like and it's all over the muggle world right now." I said and he nodded. "Yes, and though very good, we know you're still just a child, but these books all carried a theme to it, and one we need to examine here right now in truth. And before the year even gets started right now." Charlie said to him and I nodded. "And that's big brother for you." I said and he chuckled at that remark.
"Let's just say the reason I dragged that up is after he said a bit of our last conversation coming into it, and after she said this, her charge's brother. Smacked him in the shoulder, as not only was he trying to keep that promise, his sister was in hearing range of this conversation between them." I said and they started laughing at that. "His sister is no older then the trio, so to him, 'watch it already, my sister is standing right here, you idiot'." Mione added and they nodded.
"Issues in this gang, but every movie created that had the kids getting into a heap of trouble had the parents leaving the brother and sister alone for the night. And before the brother's dream girl comes into it and it's now got all three of them tied together." Sarah said laughing and I nodded. "Case in point is Hocus Pocus, the parents leave him baby-sitting that night, and after a fight they walk right into his girlfriend's house, before the trip to Bette's house right now."
"But that is too much right now, but you want the parents to kill you for starting something, have them see you, but getting back before they do, and change. Is a good idea, but that was cutting it a little too close when the college love interest shows up next." Mione said with a chuckle and she nodded. "I think he was a sophomore, and looking closer to 20." Alexander Charleston said and I nodded. "If he was, the brother was a best friend now." Sarah said to that gently.
"So big sister?" I asked and she nodded. "We're both Gryffindor, baby brother?" she said and I nodded. "So you guys are possibly the prefects, so going on a guess it's between Alex and Oliver." Mione said and she nodded. "Yeah I'm the girl prefect, ladies." she said and the girls all nodded smiling. "And after learning Percy has been lying to us all this time in the case of us muggle-born 5th years, of next year at the moment with you being our responsibility right now."
"It's he just got ejected from the chosen prefect list in my age group." Alex said sternly and Oliver nodded sternly at that remark as he crossed his arms. "So you want that badge even at the safety of our entire dorm, our entire school, to you, getting both positions matters more then the safety of us, your peers. You sold out to get a position on the Minister's team, you're a traitor, this is not courage, you're a coward." Oliver said and he swallowed hard at that remark.
"You kept quiet so you can get that prefect position, and one decision by Harry brings that house of cards crumbling down, he's a cub auror doing it now here. In what he was trained to do, but you don't belong in our dorm, if you're risking the safety of us, your fellow lions to get that badge." Sarah said sternly and he swallowed. "Professor, we and the 3rd and 4th years got cub duty, the youngest our responsibility now." Alex said to Minerva and she nodded gently at that.
"Oliver you get chosen, and remember it's prefect first over the captain, you got two positions here." she said and Oliver nodded to her. "Yes Professor, and I can take care of Harry, he's sticking close here right now, but we're not having said case of playing decoy getting so out of hand he gets hit a second time." he said and she nodded. "And Harry keeping moving, stay still for too long you're going to get hit twice." Charlie said and I nodded as I looked between them.
"And the brother is like you, Charlie, so once you drop by that night, you'll get why she and I told you this now." I said and he and Bill both nodded then. "Well I don't blame him, and in the words of the mother, the kids are going to be driving soon, and they're going to be on the road surrounded by people like her. When she's not in a rush to get back before they do right now, but she's going a little over board, to make it seem like they never left the house that night."
"But this job of being a normal baby-sitter, it's dangerous enough already, but said boyfriend gets caught in the act of lying and said guy friend finally says it. And lets him have it, she's everything he wants in a girlfriend." Dora said to me and I nodded. "And that's you now, I take it you're on baby-sitting duty or Charlie is when Bill wasn't around during the summer?" I asked and she nodded. "Yeah I was for the last 4 years before I graduated." she said and I nodded.
"So my rephrase in that remark, could be taken that way if I was an American teenager with a 10 year old sister." Charlie said and we nodded. "Yeah, and be thankful you didn't say this, or the remark, of language comes into it, if we got cubs younger then 4 listening to this." Dean said with a chuckle then gently. "That or 10 years old and my sister is, but to repeat that, we're not alone, you knucklehead." he said and our parents started laughing at that remark then.
"So what shot off that evening's events exactly, to get why they're even on the run in downtown Chicago?" Molly asked me and I explained that. "The start off was her best friend, she was sick of her parents bugging her about going to college right now, as she told her this, before the mother of said teenage boy. Called her up on asking her to babysit, and instead of what she said, she ran away and was now at the downtown bus station." Mione said and I finished that.
"And with it, it was after said phone call here, the duo, Beth and the boy playing said big brother, after a fast discussion and if she bothered now in truth. To make sure she had her purse, she wouldn't even be in this mess right now, but she and the boy decided on an alibi of if anyone asks in here now though. In where they're headed, they went for ice cream, till the brother's best friend over heard said conversation and then they had a tag along coming with them."
"That it was the playboy magazine, said that had the latest issue's cover art with a girl that looks just like her, and the best friend brought it along now. And he, that's the brother, tossed it out the car window, after she was asking what was going on in the backseat and this magazine belongs to his father. Before he grabbed the chop shop's version, not realizing said magazine had the notes for one of their orders." I said and she nodded as Minerva shook her head then.
"Well if the knucklehead would get his head on straight he would realize this is the reason his friend chose chastity before it gets him in trouble here now. And with the authorities, if that information is enough to get them in trouble with the cops and that's illegal in America." Emma said and I nodded. "And that's 20 years to life, when they arrive at a domestic disturbance beforehand here, before said car is stolen." I said and she nodded as Charlie said it for both of us.
"That was my father's stupid." Eric said to him and he smacked him in the shoulder. "Well you shouldn't have brought it along stupid, god man, we're not alone, and trying to make a good impression here and my sister's in the car here, but blast it Eric, you want to get us in trouble, as we lost your's. But stealing their's what if the reason they want that back is whatever they got written down on these pages, you idiot." he said and then let him have it at that remark.
"You idiot, if you never wanted to get us in trouble, you shouldn't have brought your's along stupid, god mate, can't you think a bit more here." he said and I nodded. "Like I said, that's your personality exactly, and though 18 now, it's you're still being the big brother to baby sister here." I said and he nodded. "Yeah and even I see that as keep my baby sister's eyes covered, so she doesn't see what's being shown here, but can it already." he said and we both nodded then.
"Hence the punch in the shoulder, that's what he really meant when he did that." I said and he nodded. "And said kill is killed vocally here next." she said and they nodded. "And I get why, she's under enough stress as it is, before she's in a better mood, and going with scary stories in keeping her charge entertained here. And then comes the oncoming jump scare, just as the tire blows." Minerva said with an amused smile as we switched topics at that remark with a smile.
"With that being shown on the Disney channel, that and The Goonies, they exchanged some of the expletives for something else, to make it good for kids to watch." Mione said and they all nodded. "Well best set it the way any parent would edit the language and put it like that, so no one gets in trouble here for that." Ron said with an amused smile. "With you and Ginny the youngest of the four of you, what else." Mione said and he nodded as I looked at her then.
"How about the subway?" I asked and Mione shook her head. "Don't go there, or our parents are going to kill us for even saying that, or the male term to that remark." she said and I nodded. "Edit that portion, before we even watch this next semester you guys, it's edited for our teaching review right now here now. But the more crude in expletives and the more they tell us to watch this when not in the school." Sally said from behind us and I quickly said it to that remark.
"Change said word to something else, and the other term here, is this is the same as the zombie saying that to Bette." I said in response and she nodded. "Yeah no kidding, but that's a very good way to put it right now, but her joking remark after he, the zombie said that, basically made for some good laughs." Mione said laughing and I nodded. "That's next's year's viewing right now, but this year we're doing the other one, Angelica." I said and she nodded smiling.
"I actually found that funny, they're wondering why the lights are flickering, and I knew they were waiting for another one after said witch said that." Dean said laughing and I nodded. "I know I was, after she said that to her, is it any wonder why none of their ideas are working and we're still running loose all over the country?" I asked and our parents started laughing. "No, but would you, ladies, think a bit more." Dan said laughing and I nodded as Severus hid a chuckle.
"Headland Hotel, lower England." I said and the faculty all nodded. "Makes perfect sense, if an elderly person wants a few added years head for the coast during summer break and soak in the sea air." Dumbledore said smiling and I nodded. "Well that's the setting for the movie, as 80% of the movie is stationed at this hotel and at the same time we got the narrator there, Angelica is also showing up for a country convention meeting." I said and he nodded gently then.
"Speaking of which, hey Uncle Vernon, how about we go up there next summer." I said and Vernon nodded smiling gently. "Yeah good idea, family vacation after the dinner party right now and your 12th." Petunia said smiling gently at that remark. "Trip to the beach, we can enjoy just a quiet summer, before time to get back to work, yeah that sounds nice right now, alright that's what we'll do then." Vernon said smiling and Sirius nodded in agreement to that remark.
"Well it's not Majorca, but this is just as good right now." he said and I nodded. "Yeah we pay for a summer home up in the area that Headland is and that's our summer get away, before the school year starts here." I said and he nodded in agreement. "You expecting that hotel to be booked the week we go up there?" Dudley asked and I shook my head. "If it was the movie then yeah, but a normal summer get away for us to go swimming." I said and he nodded then.
"Book two rooms in this hotel, but the place is swarming with kids and preteens so expect trouble later." Sirius said and Justin, Dean and Mione exchanged smiles. "Uh oh." their parents said and Ron, Seamus and Ernie all started laughing at that. "I know that looks cubs, you're booking the week we book for two weeks up there." Petunia said laughing at that response then. "Yeah, Barty, Amelia, I'm taking two weeks off on vacation." he said and they nodded to him.
"Cubs we don't need this turning into a constant case of trouble right now in this case." Amelia said with a bemused smile at the looks on their faces at that remark then. "Well at least we're not alone, but we can be normal and be cubs here, like any normal cub again." Sally said smiling and she chuckled. "You're all going up there next summer?" I asked and 20 of them all nodded. "Some of us normally spend summers up at that hotel." Mr. Thomas said with a smile then.
"Two week visit, and we're all up there, and this should be interesting that we just find each other's rooms, so while our parents got time alone, we can here. In truth be just hanging out between tea time and dinner." Justin said and Dean nodded in agreement to that remark. "Nobody is going out on the beach without supervision here, guys." Dan said and we all nodded as Mione gripped my hand with a smile. "Well not a magical convention." I said and they nodded.
"I'm expecting a case of owls back and forth here, but we're all muggle-born, so skip the letters, call by phone guys." I said and she nodded. "Yeah good idea after Dobby was intercepting your letters from us, Dean and Seamus." Ron said and Mione, Dean, Seamus and Draco all nodded in agreement. "That or just the just floo powder." Draco said and he nodded. "Anyone else coming so we don't have everyone in our year up there." Mione asked and Dan chuckled then.
"Tracey, Millie, Daph' and I are heading for Italy next summer, but we're all going to be back August 15." he said and we all nodded smiling. "We're headed for the French Riviera, Harry." Seamus said for himself, Ernie, Roger and Jack and we all nodded. "So all meet up in Diagon Alley?" I asked and they all nodded. "Diagon Alley August 17th then." they all said together and our parents all smiled. "Well this movie is good for something." Mione said with a smile then gently.
"Yeah that's closer to the truth here, we can blend in with muggles." Sarah said with a chuckle at that. "As well as a back to back double feature after the emergency ends with the troll breaking in." Severus said with a laugh and I nodded in agreement. "Lighten up the mood with Jim's version, before we do Noah's." I heard from one of the 13 year old muggle-borns call out and I nodded in agreement as I heard 170 shouts of agreement and our teachers chuckled.
"Angelica is Angelica Huston, she plays the primary antagonist in this one as the leader of a global coven." I said and Minerva nodded. "So basically they can blend in with muggles, demonology?" Pomona asked and I nodded. "Yeah that and they're like the dream slasher, targeting children, before the grandson of a retired witch hunter over heard her latest idea for every kid in our country and he used her idea against her." I said and the adults all nodded sternly at that.
"Madam, if you never wanted to get arrested you should have checked the room thoroughly, before you have a cub witch hunter take you out." Crouch said in annoyance and with a bemused smile at that. "Let's just say that her fooling around with the dark arts changed her features so badly she looks like one of the witches we normally see in the decorations in the muggle world." I said and he nodded. "So she's a female version to Riddle?" Fudge asked me at that news.
"Yeah, but having a kid like me listening to the entire exchange and a fire fight ensues has him seeing their most dangerous powers here, and then heard it. Said it the entire plan, and he managed to escape, but got turned into a mouse after the last target did, but her assistant changed him back after." I said and he nodded. "One close call followed by a very narrow escape before he changes back and now they got the money and intel to wipe out the others right now."
"That are killing children, well madam, you should have seen this coming, after however long it takes, before you got your own targets fighting back against you." Moody said sternly and I nodded. "Well he's known for two more movies, but he fell out of the movie industry after the second to last." I said and he nodded. "That synopsis sounds familiar..., of course, Roald Dahl's classic on witches studying black magic." Professor Cunningham said and I nodded to her.
"The Witches, yeah that's exactly what I do mean, her version, her, Mr. Bean and several others." I said and she nodded laughing. "Yes, Mr. Bean, I knew it." she said smiling and I nodded. "He plays the owner of the hotel the witch convention was at, and it had to be this hotel that my counterpart and his grandmother ended up at." I said and the faculty all nodded with a chuckle. "She the retired witch hunter?" Minerva asked me and I nodded smiling gently.
"Yeah she's like you when you're on the warpath, grandma." I said and she nodded as she looked at me smiling. "And mess with my cub, you're getting hexed three ways to Sunday here." she said and I nodded. "The adopted cub, dad's your godson, I'm your grandson." I said and she nodded. "My paternal grandmother was her best friend, and she chose her as the legal guardian, to my biological father." I said and the cast nodded in amazement at that news.
"So what's the big deal with why you're bringing up the profanity, if some of these are considered fine in what we think they are and the others aren't here. In books or movies right now?" Severus said and I sighed. "Well imagine, our dragons walking around and this school is an amusement park, and someone cuts the power and the most ferocious are let loose and running loose, till we get the power and communications back on." I said and they nodded as they cringed.
"Yes I get the point and you're right, best not risk a case of hexing these books, so no one jumps into it, and gets the bejeesus scared out of them." Mrs. Greengrass said and Molly nodded in agreement. "As for language here, it's a case of some of it, is what you consider beyond crude here now as adults, and others. In our version, that's said actors see as okay and not going too far, and one of said is what he just explained to you, while others, like Angelica now."
"Before you ask, let's just say what Bette Midler said in that Halloween movie doesn't even come close to it." I said to him and he nodded. "Nice save there young man, you know better." Gary said laughing at that. "And edit some of the more crude areas in these conversations." Severus said to me and I nodded. "Bette's not that big a deal, but this is 1985 to 1987, and you know what was considered vulgar here in teenage conversations." Dan said and he nodded then.
"Hey you're the favorite big brother and you're my mentor in seeker training big brother." I said and he nodded. "I got that, but I got enough going on in my baby siblings without someone burning down the kitchen bro, but that's enough of that punchline." Charlie said and Bill nodded. "Yeah I agree with him guys, but I'm saying it for mum and dad, but when it's just you guys and Ginny, stay out of the kitchen, right now." he said and they nodded as his parents nodded.
"In our family gang, it's a wonder, we leave you alone for 1 hour and what happens when we got all of you alone in the house next with us gone." Arthur said bemused and Molly nodded in agreement to that. "I'm not entirely sure, but what I will say is that use of the stove or oven is off limits when your father and me are not home so stay out of the kitchen, Mione, Harry, young lady, boys and I'm not kidding." she said and the six of us all nodded to the orders gently.
"At our current age, that's a parents biggest fear right now, in us muggles, as you never know what they pull when alone in the house right now in this case. But by the time we reached 15, our parents never had to worry about that, but till age 14, our parents never leave us alone in the house for long here now. As for me and Dudley, dad's got baby-sitting duty right now, so his parents got a chance to enjoy some alone time now." I said and the cast nodded to me then.
"Issues in the near 10, near 11 age group after said 3 year old cub got a hold of his father's wand and turned a slug into a six foot monster." I said and they started laughing at that. "Or tried the growing and shrinking charms on their toy broomsticks and said expansion shot off both sides of the dinner table right now. And destroying both windows on both sides of our kitchen." Molly said in response and Brendan nodded with a chuckle at the remark and I nodded.
"I take it, it was one of the twins that did that?" he asked and she nodded. "Yes it was Fred that did that, but this was why I never leave them alone in the house, when I need to go shopping and have Charlie, Dora or Bill in the house with them at the current moment." she said and he nodded. "The twins are going on 13, Ron is going on 11 and Ginny on 10 right now, so never leave cub alone for the night." Arthur said in response and he nodded gently at that.
"Our families are the best of friends in truth here, and now that I got to know Sirius as he is right now, things changed and got 10x's better at the moment. So as a result, my husband has his own little gang, and said are all part of the order now, but the extended family is really the order itself here in truth now. So to the kids, they got adopted aunts and uncles, and you're playing their defense mentor now." she said and he nodded to her smiling as I said it with a smile.
"Not that I blame Bill for losing his temper finally at Oliver, but that kind of crossed the line though." I said and he hid a chuckle at the remark. "I mean you're both in your late 40's, Bill's in his 30's as is Bridgett and now we got all four of you trying to handle this, but you and Oliver never know when to quit." I said and Gary started laughing at that. "And in Bill's words, you guys are acting like a duo of over grown children, you're the jock, he's the scientist here right now."
"But this is going too far right now in this, but come on, if this is bad now, it just keeps getting worse." I said and he nodded gently then. "I get why but Betty crossed the line in our conversations, but how crude can you get right now, if this was in your world, you're now 11 and you don't need to. In truth and in our direct opinion, hear this type of language." he said to me and I nodded. "Well you're playing my cop mentor." I said and he smiled gently at that remark.
"Based on what dad said, through the map, he loved you like a father." I said and he smiled gently at that remark then. "So aside from being his mentor, I'm now your's and I get to watch you grow up now, before I'm hired as the Defense teacher and taking you through the biggest parts of your training. Before you decide to upgrade what I taught you and go undercover for us in that tournament, alright I got it." he said and I nodded as Harris and Gary both nodded.
"So that's what we are, and the woman playing Amelia, we're all magical cops?" Harris asked and I nodded. "Yeah, but Alastor's retired and is now teaching at the academy, that's my goal." I said and he nodded to me. "I'm not surprised I retired by this point, after losing my leg, let alone my eye right now, but training young cop recruits suits me better now, but that must be why Michael yanked me out of retirement, so I can train you specifically here right now."
"Well the little brat never expected me to take immediate action here, once the guy playing Karkaroff dropped the bomb on us right now, but that's too much." he said and I nodded. "First my parents, then the Longbottoms and now the truth comes out, that the minister's second in command's son is now the reason here. That did it, and he was involved with Bella, what more is there to say here in your eyes?" I asked and they both nodded as Harris crossed his arms then.