A/N: A small MitsuhidexRanmaru fic. NOT accurate so don't flame me! P.S. They will get naked, I have warned you!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just like what everyone else says!
She's a Man!
Mitsuhide Akechi had recently joined Nobunaga Oda. Another rather beautiful but weird woman had also joined. Mitsuhide believed she was called Ranmaru Mori.
"Hi Ranmaru." He said as he walked past.
What a weird name for a woman. He thought. She's also very flat chested, like a man… Mitsuhide was very in love with Ranmaru.
"Hi Mitsuhide." She said.
GOSH! Such a deep voice!
Mitsuhide decided to stop for a chat...
"You're looking rather beautiful." He said.
"Oh, general," Ranmaru said. "…" she didn't know what to say. "You look rather lovely yourself."
"Would you like to…to come round later to chat...?"
"Of course, I'll see you later." Ranmaru said, and with that she skipped off.
So graceful…
Later…
There came a knock at the door. Mitsuhide opened it and let Ranmaru in. Mitsuhide sat on his couch and motioned Ranmaru to sit with him Ranmaru.
"General, I never knew that you liked my sort." Ranmaru said, Ranmaru considered himself gay.
"Of course I do." Mitsuhide replied.
"Then would you take it to the bedroom?" Ranmaru asked.
"Come on then."
Yes! Hot chick soon to be in bed with me! Mitsuhide thought to himself.
"I love you." Misuhide said then he kissed Ranmaru on the lips. Ranmaru began to strip. Mitsuhide did too. After they had finished stripping Mitsuhide turned to face Ranmaru.
Whoa! Far to flat chested and… OH MY GOD! She's a man!
"WHAT!" Mitsuhide shouted. "YOU'RE A MAN!"
"Yes, didn't you know, I'm gay. I thought you were too."
"I AM NOT GAY!" Mitsuhide yelled. "GET OUT!" Ranmaru grabbed his clothes and ran.
Well…I do love him so…I suppose…I really am…gay…
Please review. Incase you couldn't tell Mitsuhide thought that Ranmaru was a woman. Hope you liked it, I warned you that it was short!