Smiling Skitty

Kk, thanks for the reviews, guys. Time for a Skitty fic. I've been asked to make the voices of pokemon sound less human like, so ill give it a shot. Of course each pokemon has a set mood if ya know what I mean, so I'll try it and see how it goes.

Hiya! My name is Skitty. You've probably heard of me before, because I'm the cutest thing around. Forget pikachu, he's too old to be cute. Of course, it's quite annoying when were referred to as the female version of Meowth. How can we be related to such a smelly old carpet? We are obviously better than them.

We are said to be quite rare, and have a strange compatibility with moon stones. I know what your thinking, you think we sound like Clefairy. They're said to be cute, and also react strangely with moon stones. Of course, we are far superior to them in every way.

I saw the most astounding this morning: a Skitty using blizzard! How is that possible? I thought that only creatures like Jynx and Lapras could use that attack. Well, many Pokemon owned by humans have been known to use peculiar attacks. I remember seeing a Zigzagoon use thunderbolt! Where would the electricity come from? Even if I did learn how to use blizzard, I still like to use attacks like charm, attract and growl. This being because I get to show how cute I really am! (I also like the attention)

Anyway, This Skitty belonged to a girl who wore a red bandana. But that poor thing had to go inside those retched devices called pokeballs. I would never let a human put me in one of those contraptions! However, I was amused to see that the Skitty had a habit of letting itself out from time to time!

I forgot about the blizzard incident pretty quickly, thinking nothing of it. That was, until that night. I was playfully chasing my tail around and around in circles, to see what kind of attention I could attract with my cuteness. Usually male Skitty and Meowth would come running to see me. But this time, I caught the attention of some rather unfriendly Murkrow. At first, I ignored them, but soon they began to swoop at me. I dodged the first and second, but was struck down by the third. I got to my feet and used a charm attack. However, this seemed to have no effect as I was knocked down again.

I Fled, with the laughing of Murkrow growing fainter. I was really annoyed. They had chased me out of my favourite spot in the woods. I thought there was nothing I could do, but then I remembered the blizzard incident. If I could learn how to use blizzard, I could chase those unruly Murkrow away in one blast.

The next day I woke up nice and early, despite the lack of unneeded beauty sleep. I followed the trail of the group of humans, who were luckily still in the area. To my luck, the girls Skitty was laying near the bush I was hidden in. I called quietly to awake the Skitty from its morning snooze. I then asked it how it knew blizzard, and it told me that all I needed to do was think real hard, breath deeply, and I would be able to use it.

The girl called her Skitty as I thanked it. For the next few days I practised trying to use blizzard, but I couldn't. This was unfair! There is no Skitty better than me! I would master it! I breathed out in anger, and the tree in front of me was coated in a snowy powder. I cried in happiness, and practised for the whole day.

I woke up early again, ready to face that rude bunch of Murkrow. Play time was over. I leapt through the opening, finding the Murkrow trimming their feathers. (as if they could ever be as good looking as me) They all laughed and squawked at me, so I decided to tackle the tree they were all sitting in. Shaken, they flew out of the tree, and began their assault. I closed my eyes, focused, and unleashed a perfect blizzard attack. The wave engulfed all the Murkrow, and partlty froze their wings. The Cowards then decided to flee, leaving me alone with my spot. I strutted around to make sure everything was ok, and curled up just in time to catch the sun's first rays.

So, that's how I scared off those mean Murkrow. I sound strong, don't I ? So if you ever see a wild Skitty use blizzard, you'll know that that Skitty is cutest and strongest Skitty in the whole wide world!

So, did you figure out that the other Skitty's was in fact Mays? Clever aren't I? lol. I might have gotten Skitty's character all wrong, But it was still good, wasn't it?

P.s you might have noticed I am being a little mean to flying pokemon at the moment. Don't worry, I love em really. Keep those reviews coming!