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Flying was a terrifying experience for Bri. She was so scared, blisters formed on her hands from holding on so tightly. Her eyes were squeezed shut. The balmy summer night was clear and calm, and the stars were mottled against the sky, but Bri daren't open her eyes. It seemed like centuries passed from the time they started out to the time that Moody, from the head of the fleet, grumbled, "You can open your eyes now, Malfoy."

"How—How--" Bri was confused. Kingsley, riding next to she and Mrs. Figg, winked at her.

"It's 'is eye. Old fart. Crazy as a drunk goblin, but clever as a sober goblin, he is."

"Hardy har, Shacklebolt. Yer gonna wanna look down, Ms. Malfoy," Moody said.

Bri's heart skipped a beat as she looked down on the Hogwarts Grounds. She had never seen anything more magnificent, or terrible, in her life. It was ominous and brilliant at the same time. Nothing frightened her or enchanted her more. The high towers, the gigantian forest, the bottomless lake, the Quidditch pitch. It was amazing.

The descent was fast and smooth. It was all Bri could do to keep from kissing the ground.

"C'mon, let's get inside." Remus muttered. The sun was beginning to rise now, so he and Moody extinguished their wands, which had been Illuminated since they had Apparated into Bri's room.

Bri wondered what would await her on the other side of the castle walls. She adored Dumbledore, purely because her family and their friends hated him. He was the only man Voldemort feared.

A tall old man strode out onto the dew-covered grounds, dressed in violet robes. His beard reached his toes, and his half-moon glasses glinted in the rising sun. Bri recognized the man from the Chocolate Frog Cards—Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!

"Ms. Malfoy. Pleasure to meet you. I'm Professor Dumbledore, and I am the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I understand you will be joining us this year. You are the same age as Mr. Malfoy, I presume?"

"Yes, sir. But I don't think—"

"Excuse me for interrupting, Brianne, but I have collected information from valuable sources that your owl is, perhaps, the most popular customer at the Wiltshire Flourish and Blotts? You have read every book on magic that Donagh could get his claws on?"

"Er—I pay for them sir…"

"Of course you do! But I think, that with a little bit of practice, you could be a fifth year before October!"

"Sir! I am a Squib! I am incapable of magic!"

Mrs. Figg interrupted. "Ms. Malfoy, we already established that. You wouldn't be standing here right now, would you? You would be back home, scrubbing away at the floors like a useless house elf! We have no doubt in our minds that you are, in fact, a witch!"

"Thank you for that assessment, Arabella. Brianne, she's right, you know. With a few tests, you will be ready for enrollment in October, as I already said."

"But my brother will surely recognize me—"

"He will not notice a thing. You see Brianne, you are a Metamorphmagus."

"A Hettawhomabob?"

Tonks couldn't help herself. "It means you can change your appearance at will, silly! Like me! Watch!" Brianne stared in awe as Tonks's long, curly red hair shrunk into a turqouise mohawk, and her large, green eyes turned into small, black, beady ones.

"I'm going to teach you how to use your powers!" Tonks said excitedly. As she said this, her hair grew to her feet, and her nose became narrow and crooked.

"Under what name will I be enrolled?"

"That is up to you, Bri," said Remus. "You have one chance to be anybody you want to be. A new beginning."

"Wow," That was about all she could say. Yesterday, Bri had less dignity than a poor little house elf, working for some of the Darkest wizards in England, and today, she was nobody. And tomorrow, she would be somebody completely new! It was a little too much for her to bear. "I think I need to sit down," She promptly sat on the wet grass, breathing hard.

"Accio Chocolate!" shouted Remus. Good old Remus. He has probably taught us the most important lesson in life: Chocolate fixes everything! "Here, eat this," he said, handing Bri a piece of chocolate and eating a piece himself.

An incredibly short man came scurrying out of the castle. "Hey!" He squeaked. "Bring that back!"

Everyone laughed appreciatively. "Remus! What have we told you about stealing chocolate from midgets?"