Sugar freak-me SOOOOO very sorry this is so late! VERY SORRY PEOPLES! I didn't forget about this story though! It WILL be finished! Also I would like to make an announcement. If I don't update that often now, (I never really updated often…) It is because I am working on an Inuyasha website. It is taking me FOREVER! But its really neat! When I get it finished, (if I ever DO get it finished…) I will put a link on my profile page. Again me MEGA SORRY this is so late! Now I'll shut up so you can read this…

After a dinner of Ramen, (for Inuyasha of course) staying up until two in the morning studying, sitting Inuyasha several times, and some well deserved sleep, The morning of Kagome's first test, her language arts test, had arrived.

Kagome was frantically looking over her notes one last time before heading off to school.

Inuyasha was eating breakfast (ramen) and watching her study.

"Kagome, your going to be late." Warned her mom

"Whoops! I didn't realize it was this late!" said kagome as she gathered up all her things, "I got to go now Inuyasha, be good and just stay here and out of trouble for once ok?"

"Feh, you just hurry and finish those stupid tests!" replied Inuyasha who was grumpy from being sat several times in the past 24 hours.

"Just behave yourself!" called Kagome as she ran out the door

"Today you will be taking the reading and writing achievement test. There are several important things you need to remember while taking this test. Now follow along with me as I read you these directions on page one of your test booklet. Three types of questions will appear on this test: Mulpitle choice, short answer, and extended response. Remember to fill in each answer bubble completely and if you need to change an answer make sure you erase completely. You will mark all your answers in the answer booklet. Any answers marked in the test booklet will not be scored. Blah, blah, blah, blah…" Kagome teacher went on and on and on reading that important stuff teachers tell you before a test that no one listens to.

Kagome looked at the words but she wasn't reading them. She was trying to remember everything she ever learned about reading and writing.

Finally Kagome heard the teacher say, "You may now begin."

Kagome opened the test booklet. (Note: any one stupid enough to put the questions I am making up here on a REAL 9th grade test belongs locked up)

Please read the following selection and answer questions 1 through 5.

One day bob woke up and looked out the window. Bob saw that the sky was blue. Bob also saw clouds in the sky. "The sky is very pretty!" said bob to himself, "I think I will go out side and look at the pretty blue sky!" Then bob went outside. Bob looked up at the sky. "What a pretty sky!" said bob. Suddenly bob heard a loud BOOM! Then the sky turned gray. Then it began to rain. Bob got wet. "Awww man!" said bob and he went back inside.

#1 did bob like or dislike the blue sky?

A. he liked the blue sky

B. he dislike the blue sky

C. he didn't know if he liked it or not.

D. Bob saw a blue sky?

#2 what is the name of the main character?

A. Fred

B. Bob

C. Joe

D. Billy

#3 what happened to bob when it started to rain?

A.he laughed like a maniac

B.he ran around in circles

C.he got wet

D.he melted

#4 what color did the blue sky turn?

A.Pink

B.Purple

C. Highlighter yellow

D.Gray

#5 what did bob think about the blue sky?

A.it's a plot by alien monkeys

B.it was pretty

C.it scared him

D.bob is missing his brain therefore he cannot think

Kagome looked at the questions. This is A LOT easier than I thought! (and if any of you readers can't answer all those correctly then you need to go back to 1st grade)

Kagome marked bubbles #1 A, #2 B, #3 C, #4 D, and #5 B. Then she continued with the rest of the test.

Meanwhile back with Inuyasha…

Push the on button…use not-real mouse to click on little blue e…AH! This is that gu-gul thing she was talking about! Now…she said you use this gu-gul to find stuff…I wonder if it can find shikon shards! Lets see…she said just type in what you want to find…and click that search button…Inuyasha tried to remember everything Kagome told him about the computer.

"hey! None of these are real jewel shards!" Inuyasha complained as he looked to various pictures historians had drew of what they thought the shikon jewel looked like and pictures advertising the little shikon jewel key chains that Kagome's grandpa was selling.

"Kagome said gu-gul can find anything! Did I do something wrong?" wondered Inuyasha, "maybe this will fix it…"

Inuyasha began pushing random keys on the key board trying to get 'gu-gul' to find the real shikon jewel shards.

Suddenly the screen on the computer went black.

"….uh…oh…" said Inuyasha as he looked at the black screen. I don't think it's supposed to do that….

Inuyasha just looked at the computer. He had NO idea even what a computer really was much less how to fix one.

Kagome is gonna sit me to the other end of the earth! How do I fix this stupid thing!

Inuyasha began to think. He remembered last night he had "accidentally" dropped kagome's little brothers model car. Kagome had then sat him and Sota used some stuff he called ga-lue to fix it. Maybe the ga-lue will fix Kagome's computer! Thought Inuyasha and he went to find some glue.

"You may now stop. Please put down your pencils and close your test booklets." Said kagome teacher

I did it! One test down, three to go! Thought kagome happily

"Was it just me or was that test so easy it was scary?" asked one of kagome's friends

"It was REALLY easy! I expected it to be harder!" said kagome

"Well at least its over now." Said another one of kagome's friends.(and if some one could give me there names if would help a lot!)

"I got to get home now guys, I have um…relatives visiting." Said kagome

"Alright! See you tomorrow!" he friends responded

"Inuyasha! I'm home!" called kagome as she walked into the house.

"Um…hi Kagome…" said Inuyasha peeking in to the room

"The test was really easy Inuyasha! I thought it was going to be a lot harder!"

"Uh…alright…" said Inuyasha who was obviously nervous about something

"Inuyasha…" kagome began, "you didn't do anything you weren't supposed to do today did you?"

"NO!" said Inuyasha WAY too loudly

Kagome frowned, "what did you do?"

"Nothing!"

"Somehow I don't believe you." Said Kagome and she began to walk toward he room.

"NO!" yelped InuYasha as he jumped in front of the door.

"Inuyasha…what did you do!" asked Kagome again

"Nothing!" the stubborn hanyou replied.

"Well then let me in my room."

"Um…you can't go In there." Inuyasha tried

"Why?" asked kagome growing angry

"…because." Replied Inuyasha

"Oh really? SIT BOY!" yelled kagome

WHAM!

Kagome then stepped over Inuyasha and went in to her room.

She gasped at what she saw.

Her computer, or what used to be a computer, was COVERED in glue! It was all over the keys, the mouse, the whole computer! Sticky white glue everywhere!

"INUYASHAAAAAA!" yelled Kagome, "SIT BOY! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!SIT BOY!"

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER!"

Inuyasha's muffled voice answered, "I tried to use that gu-gul to find shikon shards and then it went black so I used that ga-lue stuff to fix it but it didn't work."

"YOU CAN'T PUT GLUE ON A COMPUTER!" Kagome roared

"WELL IT'S NOT MY FULT THAT GU-GUL WASN'T WORKING RIGHT! IT DIDN'T EVEN FIND ANY REAL SHARDS!"

"YOU CAN'T USE GOOGLE TO FIND JEWEL SHARDS!"

"YOU SAID YOU USE GU-GUL TO FIND STUFF!"

"WELL NOT JEWEL SHARDS!"

"It sounds like kagome got home." Sighed Kagome's mother from down stairs in the kitchen, "I wonder if those two ever stop fighting?"

sugar freak-there ya go. Over 1,400 words. Long chapter! And the moral of the story is! Never try to fix a computer with glue! Please review!