Of Squibs and Muggle-Borns
To:
britney565
Nice to have you review Not really sure how I came up with it…I was bored one day so what can I say? I don't mind if you think it's funny…that's good! I think I put it in humour anyway Thanks for the review!
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Argus Filch go and burn your hand off! She's a student. A no good…extremely clever…student. You can do without her. Although…my dear Mrs. Norris…you've taken a fancy to her miniature tiger. A handsome creature that doesn't rival your beauty. What the devil would Dumbledore say?
Filch walked down the corridor considering his feelings. On one hand he had made it a rule to hate all students. On the other…she was so beautiful. He shook his head. What had he gotten himself into this time? First he had an investigation as to his eagerness with that bloody Umbridge woman meaning the teachers were closely watching him.
He was so deep in thought he didn't see where he was going resulting in walking into a small frame. Glaring at the small one as he stood up from being knocked over he growled. "Sorry Mr Filch…won't happen again. Sorry!" The little one cried scared.
"FILCH! What are you doing to poor Professor Flitwick?" Minerva McGonagall cried half running down the corridor to the aid of the poor terrified elf like man.
"Nothing m'am. Nothing at all. Walked into him. Was just about to apologise." He muttered glowering. Flitwick chirped up, "no no…my fault completely…if you excuse me my dear Minerva…must retire to my…um…my study! Yes…much to do!" He rambled on rushing down the hall as fast as his little legs could carry him.
Filch growled and prepared himself for the lecture of McGonagall. Half listening he looked round and glimpsed a quick flash of bushy hair. So…she was wandering the corridors at night? Well…he'd better keep an eye out for her. He smirked.
"FILCH WHAT IN MERLINS NAME DO YOU FIND SO FUNNY ABOUT BULLYING POOR PROFESSOR FLITWICK?" Minerva screeched scaring many of the surrounding portraits.
He hurriedly made an excuse and apologised. "I will overlook it this once Argus. Should an incident like this happen again, Professor Dumbledore will be informed." She took off fuming.
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End of crapness for today. I've had an updating field day tonight! Think there's only one story I haven't updated! I'll do that later! Can't be bothered in all honesty tonight! I wrote some of the longest chappies ever!