Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other possible shows in this Fic. Okay, we're set. Now I don't have to do this anymore, right?
AN: No offense to anyone who likes Tea, but this is a major Tea-bashing-fic. Sometimes, quite literally. NOW!! On with the story!
Chapter three: Christmas worries
"It's almost Christmas!" Yugi celebrated, decorating their house for the party he was going to have. He had invited all of his friends, even Sakura Kinomoto and Li Syaoran. He pulled out the fruitcake he had made the other day, and felt that it as hard as a rock. Oh, well. He could always feed it to Tea. The door bell rang and he ran to answer it. There stood Sakura Kinomoto and Li Syaoran.
"Hi Sakura! Hi, Li!" Yugi cried out, hugging both of them.
"Hey, Yugi!' Sakura smiled, hugging back. This made poor old Li angry.
"Hands off Sakura, Yugi," Li growled.
"Ooh, is someone jealous?" Yugi teased.
"No, I'm not jealous!" Li yelled, blushing like mad.
"I think you are!" Yugi teased.
"Shut up!" Li yelled.
"Hey, Yug! Who're these people?" Came Joey's voice from behind Sakura. "The girl's pretty cute, though.
"Stay away from her!" Li growled.
"Someone's jealous!" Yugi teased from behind Li.
"Li, stop being over-protective," Sakura smiled. "We're all friends here, right?"
"Yes! Friends! What a wonderful word! Friendship is the best thing to ever happen to man! There is no ship like the Friendship!" Tea smiled cheesily behind Joey, dragging Kaiba with her.
"Why did I invite her?" Yugi sighed.
"'Cause if you didn't, we'd be sitting through hours of lectures about inviting friends to you parties tomorrow. Thank you for inviting her," Joey said.
Sakura and Li hid behind Yugi, which didn't do much, seeing as Yugi is as tall as an 8 year old, and they were 11.Or were they 12? Oh, who cares?
"Oh, joy! New friends to become friends with! I must know everything about you!" Tea smiled.
"Sakura, use the time card to fast forward," Yugi suggested.
"Right!" Sakura said. She summoned her wand and used the time card. They fast forwarded through Tea's speech.
"TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!!!!" Kaiba pleaded, now down on his knees in front of Sakura.
"What's with him?" Sakura asked Yugi.
"Tea's in love with him."
"I'm sorry," Sakura said bluntly.
So the party started, and people kept showing up. Soon the Game shop was really crowded. Amidst all the people, Yugi could see his fairy Godfather eating fruitcake and drinking eggnog that Tea had made.
"Hello, Fairy Godfather," Yugi greeted. He then noticed that his Fairy Godfather looked familiar. "Maybe I should read the narrations more often"
"What would be the point of that? I mean, you see everything happen, so why read it all over again?" Marik said quickly.
"Good point," Yugi mused. "Anyways, why are you here?" Yugi asked.
"I needed fruitcake and eggnog. I'm having a bad day," Marik said. He saw Tea stand on a chair and clear her throat, so he poofed away real quick.
"My friends please listen to what I have to say. I am going to make a speech about our wonderful friendship that we have."
Yugi saw Sakura activate the power card and the jump card. She jumped over the people, making people stare.
"You say one more word, and I will bash your head in," Sakura snarled. (AN: Tea bashing should be a sport!)
"Friends?" Tea whimpered.
the following scene is too graphic for me to maintain a G rating, so I will replace it with staring at the half-eaten fruitcake. It has a few teeth stuck in it. Marik popped in and took the teeth. "That's where they went," he said, and put them back in his mouth. Anyways, the fight is over, so back to our normal program
Tea was half dead when Sakura stopped. She looked at the crowd and yelled her battle cry. "Hoeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
Then, the crowd cheered for ten minutes before quieting down. Everyone started leaving, but Yugi stopped Kaiba. He handed Tea to him.
"You're her boyfriend," Yugi said, and shoved him out the door, holding the mangled Tea.
So, that's the third chapter. Read and review please. I will accept flames, though I don't like them. Everyone who reviews gets cookies!!!