Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other possible shows in this Fic. Okay, we're set. Now I don't have to do this anymore, right?
AN: No offense to anyone who likes Tea, but this is a major Tea-bashing-fic. Sometimes, quite literally. NOW!! On with the story!
Chapter four: Happy New Year!
Yugi Motou was dancing down the street, happily celebrating on New Year's Eve. He had been invited to a party by his friends, Domon Kasshu, Allenby Beardsley, and Rain What's-her-face. He and all of his friends, even Tea, were going. He was walking along when his Fairy Godfather poofed in.
"You goin' to a party? Can I come? Will there be fruitcake? Eggnog?" Marik asked excitedly.
"I don't know. You can come, but don't be seen. Beware of Tea, though," Yugi warned him.
"YAY!! Eggnog!" Marik cried. He then poofed away to get ready for the party.
Yugi continued on his way to Domon's house, and met up with Kaiba and Tea on the way.
"Hello, my wonderful friend! Friendship is a wonderful thing!" Tea cried out, not letting go of Kaiba's arm.
"Save me, Yugi! She's been spouting speeches all day!" Kaiba begged.
"Hey, look! Possible friends!" Yugi cried out quickly, pointing to a group of teenage preps.
"Ooh! Friends!" Tea ran off to spout speeches to the teenagers, leaving Kaiba and Yugi behind.
"Thank you," Kaiba sighed.
"I've never seen you so pitiful, Kaiba," Yugi said.
"Let's leave her behind!" Kaiba breathed, avoiding Yugi's last comment.
"Gotcha," Yugi smirked. They ran off, trying to not be noticed by Tea, who was being laughed at by the teenage girls. Too bad for them, she noticed.
"Seto-chan, are we going to be late?" Tea called out after them. She ran from the teenagers and caught up with Yugi and Kaiba.
"Seto-chan," Yugi muttered under his breath, just so Kaiba could hear.
"SHUT UP!" Kaiba yelled.
"Now, now, Seto-chan, is that any way to speak to your wonderful friends?" Tea said, clinging to Kaiba's arm like…like…like…something!
They arrived at Domon's house with Kaiba half dead from boredom, Tea not helping. They rang the doorbell, and Allenby answered it.
"Hi, Yugi!!!!!" Allenby cried out, hugging Yugi as tightly as a Gundam Fighter can. She noticed that she was crushing his ribs, so she let go. She greeted the other two, and Tea spouted a ten-minute long speech.
"Yugi, is that you?" Domon asked, coming up from behind them in Burning Gundam.
"Hi, Domon!" Yugi called up to him.
Domon jumped out of his Gundam, landing right next to Tea. She started a speech, but Allenby interrupted.
"Hi, Domey! How was your training?" She asked, hugging Domon.
"It was okay. Nothing good to train with around here, though," Domon sighed, peeling Allenby off of him, a blush creeping onto his cheeks.
"If I had a Gundam, I'd train with you," Yugi smiled.
"No, you just go inside and warm up. Rain's preparing the food," Domon smiled, pushing them inside the house. He followed, shutting the door behind them. They walked to the kitchen, where Rain was pulling out the cup-o-noodles.
"Rain, I told you to get real food!" Domon whined.
"Go get it yourself, Domon! You're perfectly capable!" Rain cried out exasperatedly.
"Whatever. I've been training!" Domon argued.
"Get it yourself anyways!"
"I can't just leave my guests here!"
"I won't eat them!"
"Sure you won't!"
"Get your own darn food!"
"Get some fruitcake and eggnog while you're at it," Yugi added.
Domon glared at him as he walked by to go get real food. He opened the door, stalked out, and slammed it shut.
"That went well," Yugi smiled.
People kept coming, until their house was fuller than full. They ate, talked, and played games. Then one more person poofed in. That was, of course, Marik.
"Hi, Fairy Godfather!" Yugi smiled.
"Where's the fruitcake?" he automatically said.
"Over there, where no one is," Yugi said, pointing to the fruitcake and eggnog.
Marik poofed over there and started eating fruitcake and drinking eggnog. He winced as one of his teeth broke.
"I'll fix that…" He muttered. He pulled out his millennium rod and fixed his tooth.
The party continued, everyone having fun except Seto Kaiba. He had to deal with Tea. Poor guy.
At the end of the party, Tea made the mistake of standing up on a table and starting a speech. With two Gundam fighters present, and Rain, it was a huge mistake. She had gotten two words out of her mouth when they surrounded her.
"One more word out of that little friendshippy mouth of yours, and my Domey will kick your sorry behind!" Allenby threatened,
"Go ahead. Just do it in a friendly manner!" Tea said triumphantly. "There is nothing better than-" Tea was cut off by the thrashing she got from the three maniacs. Rain didn't stop until Tea was on the verge of death and Domon had to pull her off. Once again, Kaiba was stuck with her on the way home. Yugi felt sorry for him and walked him home, but that was it.
END!!!
Extra Bonus story! The life of Marik in the shadow realm! And how he became Yugi's Godfather!
"Hm. I'm bored," Marik sighed. Oh, Ra, can I leave this horrid place yet?!"
"NO!" Boomed the voice of Ra from above. "Well, maybe, if you help a helpless boy."
"I'll do it!" Marik yelled.
"You will become the fairy Godfather of Yugi Motou until I see fit that you leave this place," Ra boomed.
"YUGI MOTOU?" Marik cried out.
"Yes, Yugi Motou. You will not reveal your true identity. When I see fit, you will posses the body of a soulless baby and grow up with loving parents," Ra determined.
"Wait! WAIT! WAI-" Marik was cut off by his being teleported to introduce himself to Yugi as Yugi's fairy godfather. The rest is history…
So, that's the third chapter. Read and review please. I will accept flames, though I don't like them. Everyone who reviews gets cookies!!!