Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other possible shows in this Fic. Okay, we're set. Now I don't have to do this anymore, right?

AN: No offense to anyone who likes Tea, but this is a major Tea-bashing-fic. Sometimes, quite literally. NOW! On with the story!

Chapter five: School again

Yugi Motou walked to school on the first day back from winter break when he heard an all-too-familiar voice…

"Yugi-kuuuun!"

Yugi turned around to see his old friends, Miaka and Yui (They're from Fushigi Yuugi)

"Miaka! Yui! Good to see you again!" Yugi smiled.

"Yeah! Man, I'm starved!" Miaka laughed.

"You're such a dip…" Yui said.

"Oh, Yuuuuugiiiiii!" Called Tea's voice.

"Is…that Tea?" Miaka asked sweat-dropping and slowly turning her head around.

She saw Tea running towards them, dragging Kaiba with her, a happy smile on her face. But she ran into a light pole because she wasn't looking where she was going. Kaiba took that moment and ran towards Tea as fast as he could.

Tea stood up and wiped the blood off her forehead. "Owies…. Hey!" Tea realized that Kaiba had run away. "Seto-chaaaaaan!" She whined.

"Seto-chan…" Yugi muttered, just loud enough for Kaiba to hear.

"URUSAII!" Kaiba yelled as loud as he could.

"Now, now Seto-chan, don't talk to friends like that!" Tea scolded, somehow teleporting from the light pole to next to Yugi.

"Guys, we'll be late if we don't get going…." Yugi sighed.

"Right!" Tea said. "Let's go, friends!" She pulled Yugi and Kaiba behind her as she ran off to school with another happy smile on her face. She ran into another person, and Yugi and Kaiba ran off to school as fast as they could. The person Tea ran into just HAPPENED to be…TAMAHOME!

"You little…Watch where you're going, girl!" Tamahome spat.

"Now, now….Don't talk to strangers that way, okay?" Tea scolded.

Tamahome got an angry look on his face, and Yui ran up to him, crying, "Tamahomeeeeee!" With tears in her eyes.

"Tamahome's MINE!" Miaka spat, grabbing Tamahome from Yui.

They played a little tug-of-war over Tamahome, while Yugi and Kaiba sweatdropped. They slowly scooted away when Tea started lecturing them, and ran as fast as they could to school.

They got to the gates, and saw Joey and Tristan waiting for them.

"hey, Yug'!" Joey smiled. He walked up to them and said, "Awwww…is poor Seto-chan wunning away fwom his giwlfwiend?"

"URUSAIIII!" Kaiba yelled. He stalked past them in an "I'm-so-much-better-than-you" attitude.

Joey stuck his tongue out at Kaiba as he left. "I don't like your attitude!"

The four friends, one outcast who can't be outcasted, and one "certain" unfortunate teenager that looks like a kid I know, all suffered through the school day, and afterwards, they met up with Miaka, Yui, and Tamahome at a bar. Well, at a coffee shop. Close enough, right?

Miaka and Yui were as happy as they could be, happily solving the Tamahome conflict, while Tamahome was almost torn in two. (Tug-o-war can do that to ya)

They sat and talked, while Tea was hanging all over a scared little Seto. Poor, poor Seto….

And the Mokuba showed up. (dun dun dunnn….)

"Seto, you have a girlfriend!" He asked incredulously.

"Not willingly!" Kaiba cried out, tears rolling down his face in a humorous manner.

"My, my…Your tears…They flow like waterfalls!" (Excel Saga, for all you people out there) Yugi said, saddened by the pitifulness of Kaiba.

"Seto's got a girlfriend, Seto's got a girlfriend!" Mokuba sang, prancing off.

"MOKUBAAAAA!" Kaiba called after him.

So, that's the fifth chapter. Sorry I haven't been updating. The computer crashed, and no my sister hogs it for "Homework" (Really chatting with friends) But here it is! Read and review please. I will accept flames, though I don't like them. Everyone who reviews gets cookies!