Disclaimer: Not again!!!-- sigh I do not own Harry potter…but I do have Black and Snape tied up in my room. He he he I caught Snape during the summer. . Also Tarot card meanings come from P. Scott Hollander.
Author: "Why me of course" smile They don't know who you are "Oh I forgot. I'm the great and all powerful Rei, child of taboo" bows Introduce me "And this is my annoying muse Gem. Just ignore her" hits Rei "owww! And also my editor Ashe will be helping "
Warning: This story contains some Snape abuse.
Last words: This story isn't my primary concern. I will be spending most of my time on 'Heritage' so this will be slow to update until I finish that story.
Chapter two Ten ways to torment Voldy-po.
11. call him Voldy-po.
12. Ask him if he sleeps with a teddy bear.
13.Give him the 'Harry Potter' books for his birthday.
14.Sell pictures of him in a mud mask to the Daily Profit.
15.Laugh at his foolish attempts to kill Harry at a Death Eater meeting.
16. Invite Harry over for dinner.
17. Dress as Harry for the annual D.E. Halloween party.
18.Give Voldy-po the 'Harry Potter' movies for Christmas.
19. Prepare "You failed!!! (But we still fear you)" posters before going on D.E. missions.
20. Call him Voldy-po in public.
Willard: It is a work in progress, I add new ones when I'm waiting for stories to load. And thanks for the complement v