Disclaimer: Not again!-- sigh I do not own Harry potter…but I do have Black and Snape tied up in my room. He he he I caught Snape during the summer. . Also Tarot card meanings come from P. Scott Hollander.
Author: "Why me of course" smile They don't know who you are "Oh I forgot. I'm the great and all powerful Rei, child of taboo" bows Introduce me "And this is my annoying muse Gem. Just ignore her" hits Rei "owww! And also my editor Ashe will be helping "
Warning: This story contains some Snape abuse.
Last
words: This story isn't my primary concern. I will be spending most
of my time on 'Heritage' so this will be slow to update until I
finish that story.
p.s. This took forever to do, i ran out of
ideas for the last one -
Chapter three Ten ways to torment Percy.
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21. Draw a mustache on his girlfriends picture.
22.Through it in his face that Voldy-poo is back.
24.Send nude baby pictures into his work.
25.Overbook his day with pointless meetings.
26.Give him a hug (after coating self with sticky substance, I recommend honey)
27.Ask him a question he doesn't have the answer too.
28. Give the key to his apartment to the twins.
29.Send him roses from a secret admirer (on the card right 'from dearest Voldy-poo')
30. Leave fertilizer cough poop cough on his desk.
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Tinie16791: Are you sure that he is in your room, cuz i'm sure i chained him in .
The Jolly Leprechaun: Thanks for the compliment. I hope this fits your desire for more.
Willard:I did enjoy the poem but I hope you don't mind that i don't have a lot of time to review. Hope you like being mentioned again.