Disclaimer: Not again!-- sigh I do not own Harry potter…but I do have Black and Snape tied up in my room. He he he I caught Snape during the summer. . Also Tarot card meanings come from P. Scott Hollander.
Author: "Why me of course" smile They don't know who you are "Oh I forgot. I'm the great and all powerful Rei, child of taboo" bows Introduce me "And this is my annoying muse Gem. Just ignore her" hits Rei "owww! And also my editor Ashe will be helping "
Warning: This story contains some Snape abuse.
Last words: This story isn't my primary concern. I will be spending most of my time on 'Heritage' so this will be slow to update until I finish that story.
p.s. This took forever to do, i ran out of ideas for the last one -
Chapter four Ten ways to torment Percy.
31. Burn Cannons memorabilia in front of him.
32.Mention Hermione and Victors relationship.
33.Beat him at chess.
34.Train a monkey to beat him at chess…It could happen.
35.Call him Weasel.
36.Create a horde of slugs to stalk him.
37.Lock him in a room with Malfoy.
38.Give him the Spiderman DVD's for his Birthday.
39.Do better than him at anything…really he gets way to angry.
40.Call him Ronald-McDonald.
Done