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Watch Out She's Got a Gun!
Gunshots could be heard coming from the military base in Central. Everyone who lived near there knew what was going on, at least, every soldier in the base did. Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, had done something, to piss off a certain blonde lieutenant of his. Her shouts could literally be heard from outside the building in which they fought.
First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye was dangerous with her guns. With one bullet she could kill a man instantly, as most of those who witnessed such a scene, knew. Never ever cross Riza Hawkeye or it just might be the last thing you do. Though this sounds pretty brutal it's the truth.
Miss Hawkeye isn't one of those women who are easily intimidated by others especially men. She's a bit headstrong to put such a thing lightly was a laugh to anyone who didn't know her personally. Miss Riza was, could be kind and not as stern as she usually was when she wanted to. Although right now, Roy Mustang could tell you this wasn't exactly the time for her to be so.
Never failing his infamous reputation of never completing his paperwork on time was precisely the reason why his first lieutenant was firing at him right now. The papers had needed his immediate attention but instead of being responsible, Mustang had slacked off by falling asleep at his desk.
Poor Roy Mustang, was the thought on every military officer's mind. They only hoped he would come out all right. The last time this happen (which wasn't very long ago mind you) the Flame Alchemist sped out of their unit office with the sharpshooter right at his heels yelling insults and "You should have done you're work sir!" at him. Everyone in the hallways that moment either 1) duct for cover in a room close by or 2) fell to the floor covering their head with whatever they were carrying at the moment. Normally it was the first.
Right this moment Colonel Roy Mustang was dodging bullets that were either aimed at his head or his…um… well you should get the point. There was a moment where the firing stopped for Miss Riza to reload which gave Roy the time to high tail it out of there. He dashed through the halls constantly glancing over his shoulder for any sign of his lieutenant.
He busted through the main doors to his building to find the one and only Riza Hawkeye standing before him. His jaw dropped to the cement path beneath him. How could she have gotten there? She didn't pass him in the hallway. She couldn't have magically appeared there. So how?
The look on Miss Hawkeye's face was one of death. If her looks could kill Mustang would be dead as a doornail. (A/N: cliché I know.) Being buried six feet under the ground though never stopped anyone.
Roy looked at his subordinate pleadingly. Begging for his life he was. In return she gracefully stepped toward him, literally putting one foot in front of the other. She bent down to his level. She stared him warmly in the eyes, which made him sick. Riza never did that, unless she had something very unpleasant up her sleeve.
"Now, Colonel, you will go up into your office and do your paperwork won't you?" she said sickeningly sweetly. The Colonel could only nodded in answering. Hawkeye pulled him up by his ear and whispered,
"If you do I'll give you a surprise." Roy's face lit up at that last part. Smiling he skipped towards his office with First Lieutenant Hawkeye following him only walking not skipping. The people they passed stared in utter confusion as they saw a sight to see. Riza Hawkeye wasn't shooting Roy Mustang back to his office. Very strange…
Rizahawkeye21A/N: all right. I hope you enjoyed this rambling. I really like it, course my personal opinion doesn't really count now does it? Tell me what you think and review!