So it was all organised. The boys would be using the non –so- ripe bananas as microphones and the stage would be the higher part of the beach. The audience would sit on the sand and at the end vote for the winner. Piggy, with the conch in head, emerged from their leafy hut.
"The order has now been chosen" Piggy announced them. The crowd cheered in anticipation.
"In order, we will have Jack Merridew".
The crowd cheered.
"M-m-myself".
The crowed boo-ed…and Roger snorted.
"Simon".
This time everyone gasped. Simon had troubled talking and now he would sing!
"Roger".
Everyone clapped in fear of being hit by the brute.
"And finally Ralf" Piggy finished, with much more enthusiasm.
The crowd cheered the same as they had done for Ralf.
Not long after, Jack Merridew presented himself, head up.
"You may start when you want" Piggy told him, only to be replied with a rude gesture.
"Well hello ladies" saying this, Jack looked at Piggy and Simon, "and gents. Tonight I will be your great entertainment….and your winner"!
With this, Jack flipped his banana to his right hand, and flicked his hair backwards.
"I'm
too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy
it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York
and Japan"
Jack started walking left and right in cat like strokes.
"And
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
I
am the one should be the leader
No way I'm disco dancing…I leave
that to Ralf
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my
little turn in the jungle
Yeah on the island on the island yeah
I
do my little turn on the island
I'm too sexy for my car too
sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat, I
don't need to wear any
Too sexy for my hat what do you think
about that
……so fuck off midgets!"
With this Jack threw his banana in Sam'n'Eric's face.
"Hmmm thank you for the special performance Jack" Piggy told him.
"Go Piggy! It is your turn now!" Ralf chanted.
"Piggy"!
"Piggy"!
"Piggy"!
The others all followed, led by Maurice. Clearing his throat, Piggy dreadingly walked to the sand area designated as the stage.