Cohen & Superman

Summer opened her eyes slowly. She didn't really know where she was…in fact it LOOKED like her dorm, even smelled like her dorm, but she could feel something different. Suddenly she felt a sharp pain in her ribs, and the feeling of something on her legs. Darting her head up, she instantly relaxed.

She was in her dorm, with Marissa and Ryan curled up together on the bed next to her. On TOP of her was Seth. His legs tangled with hers, and a sharp elbow digging into her side. She shifted and tried to stretch her stiff muscles. The movement made Seth stir.

"Wha…where am I? What the hell? Summer? Why are you here? Summer? Is that you? Why…why are you on top of me?"

Summer rolled her eyes, and dropped her head to Seth's chest snuggling closer. "You dumbass. We fell asleep in my dorm. And YOU are on top of ME."

Seth's arm immediately wrapped around her body as he yawned deeply. "Well, I could get used to waking up this way…"

Summer couldn't help but smile. As she closed her eyes, a sudden thought came to her. She sprang up, knocking Seth's arm and leg off of her. "COHEN!"

Seth of course, having almost been back asleep, jolted up, looking around bleary eyed. "What? Summer!"

"I just had the BEST idea Cohen…you know…our war plans?" Summer yelled excitedly, her eyes shining.

Seth scratched his head, leaning back against the pillows. "Okay Summer. Go ahead. But can you lower your voice just a little? My lord."

"Fine. I won't tell you then." Summer said in a snooty voice crossing her arms.

"Summer."

"SETH."

"Why do you always do that? When you're mad at me, you call me by my real name! Like it's a punishment!"

"SETH. Shut up." Summer hissed.

He couldn't help but start to laugh. This was ridiculous. They were laying in bed fully clothed, fighting, yet whispering.

"Seth. Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth. I just know that makes you mad. Right? Right?" Summer muttered, leaning toward his ear, letting her breath dance over his skin.

"Sum..Su…Summer…don't do that. STOP. You are so not getting your way because you seduced me."

Obviously mad, Summer pulled back, a slight smirk evident on her lips. "Well then fine. I'll call you Seth for the rest of your life. How would you like that? Seth…Seth? Oh SETH did you hear me?"

Seth and begun to rock back and forth, covering his ears, wincing with each muttered 'Seth'. "ALRIGHT. Stop. I hate it when you say Seth."

Summer grinned in victory. "And what DO you like me to call you?"

Seth grimaced up at her. He dropped his head and muttered, "Cohen."

"What was that? A little louder please?"

"Cohen."

"Huh?"

"COHEN, COHEN, COHEN"

Summer couldn't help it. She doubled over with laughter as Seth soon joined her. She leaned forward and gave him a big kiss on the lips.

"I love you Cohen," she gasped in between spurts of laughter.

"I know you do. You know why?"

"Why?"

"Because you called me Cohen again. I thought you were going to call me Seth for the rest of my life." A smug smile filled his face.

Summer rolled her eyes. "I can't live without a Coheny Cohen."

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A few hours later, after Ryan and Marissa had woken up, they found Seth and Summer engaged in more arguing, but this time about the television show in front of them.

Summer sat with her back to Seth's chest, and he had his arms wrapped around her, playing with her t-shirt.

"You don't know what you're talking about." Summer shrieked.

"Um, obviously I do."

"NO. Obviously you don't. Superman made me BELIEVE in cartoons. Duh."

"You are such a liar. Give me a break. You have never watched cartoons." Seth yelled right back.

"Yeah? So? I totally watched this movie because that guy was hot."

Seth rolled his eyes. "I still say Spiderman is better. I mean he's got all the cool powers, yet he's a nerd at heart."

"Yeah, you would connect with that. Except without the powers." Summer laughed.

"Are you threatening my manhood?" Seth looked at her in disbelief. Then he leaned down for a kiss.

Of course Summer kissed him back. "I never said there was anything wrong with being a nerd…"

Ryan cleared his throat.

"God…you guys are ridiculous." Marissa yawned.

"Sorry Coop. But we've been waiting for you guys to wake up. I have war plans."

Ryan groaned. " I thought we agreed on the whole just 'plan' thing. There is no war."

"Shut it Chino. I like war plans, so therefore they are going to be war plans. WAR included."

Seth shot Ryan a scared look. "I would just agree man. Like…seriously."

Before Summer could hit him, Marissa interrupted. " Okay Sum. Tell us the plan…I mean war plan."

"Alright. So to smash this bastard named Oliver, we need to get serious. We need to be armed at all times. Never surrender. Okay?"

"Enough with the Civil War sweetie…" Seth sighed dramatically.

"So. As I was saying. NO surrender…but I think that we should…are you ready for this?"

"YES SUMMER." They all confirmed loudly.

"Geez louise. Alright. My war plan is…to bring in the allies."

The other three stared at her with blank looks.

"Um…is that it?" Seth asked.

"Yeah. Duh."

"Okay. Right then…"

"Oh my God you guys. When I said Allies I meant Seth's parents. DUH." Summer rolled her eyes.

"Okay Sum, you have said Duh way too many times in the past 30 seconds…but I like the way you think." Ryan suddenly said.

Seth joined in. "Me too…I never thought about it. My dad might be able to get some information. And we can trust them…because they are my parents."

Marissa laughed. "Allright Summer…I agree. You're idea was pretty good. So, Seth you want to call your Dad? Maybe Ryan can call Kirsten at home, and then we can see what they say."

They all nodded in agreement.

"Oh wow. Look at Superman. He is smokin'" Summer said looking at the screen.

Seth's mouth just opened and closed again, as she dissolved into giggles.

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tried to take in suggestions…and I kind of got a little carried away on the SS banter…oh well I hope you all like!