Phew... I was finally able to write the next chapter. Sorry for the super long hiatus, but you see it was vacation so I was out with my friends for most of the day. After vacation, I got my xbox 360 (hell yeah!) and xbox took priority over fanfic, but anyway now I'm getting to work. Also I don't think making Hinata faint twice after being kissed by her long time crush and allegedly seeing Kiba naked is making her faint too often. Also the dumb hint in the last page was to make sure you were reading that part, and you were! Hooray for you!
Disclaimer: Naruto is not my creation, unlike my legion of zombie hamsters (sigh, if only)
Naruto kept running to avoid seeing Hinata, talking about what occurred between the two of them the day before didn't exactly appeal to him.
BAM
He hadn't been paying attention and ran right into Kiba, who was coincidentally running for the same reasons as Naruto.
"Sorry, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean t- Kiba? What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same thing Naruto."
"Well um, I had some things to do."
"Yeah, same here." Hmm... maybe now's my chance to get Naruto as a friend and put my plan into action.
"Sooooo... Naruto, wanna go get some ramen?"
"Kiba, it's like 3 a.m. or something like that, no place is open."
"Right, I knew that. Well then mind if I tag along with you?"
"Well it's a little strange, coming from you, but I guess it's alright."
Kiba and Naruto walked through Konoha, all the while chatting about trivial things, until...
"So Naruto, what do you think of Hinata-chan?"
"You're not gonna hit me if I answer wrong are you?"
"Well if you hurt her, I'll kill you. But anything other than that should be ok."
"Well if you're not gonna punch me... I think she's really nice, and sweet, and cute, and also, I kissed her."
Naruto braced himself to be socked in the face but nothing came at him.
Kiba looked uninterested since he already knew that Naruto kissed her and had worked out his anger over it. But he realized that Naruto didn't know that Kiba already knew, so he acted like he was surprised.
"Gasp! No! What are the odds? It's so unexpected!"
"Wow Kiba. You are such a bad actor, even I can tell you're lying."
"Do you even realize that you just called yourself stupid?"
"Shut up, mutt!"
"Hee hee. But what about Sakura? Don't you like her?"
"Sakura-chan's good looking but..."
"But what?"
"But I've already tried asking her out like a million times. And if that wasn't enough, she's completely obsessed with Sasuke!"
"Ouch, that sucks. But haven't you noticed how you and Hinata-chan are complete opposites?"
"How so?"
"Think about it. She's as quiet as a mouse, while you're as loud as a herd of elephants. She's probably the shyest person on earth, while you're, well, you. She's really cute, but you-"
"Ok, stop there dog boy, I get it. But don't they say opposites attract?"
"Well do you see old, ugly, hobos, with hot, rich people?"
"Well, no, but-"
"No buts, that's all there is to it."
"I think that's going a little far to compare me to an ugly, old, hobo!"
"But you sure smell like one."
"Like you're one to talk! And just why do you care so much?"
"Why do you think? I like her too, and you damn well know it! You told practically everyone!"
"Oh yeah, that's right."
"Look, let's just get off the subjects for now? It's not exactly bringing out the best in us."
"Yeah, alright, but you do smell."
"Shut up already!"
Kiba and Naruto began to fight, not in a serious way, more like pushing, small punches, and tackling at times.
"Ano, K-Kiba-kun, N-Naruto-kun?"
Both boys froze instantly, only one girl they knew sounded like that.
"Oh, hi Hinata-chan... Bye!" said both Kiba and Naruto at the exact same time.
Both boys began running away in the same direction as fast as possible.
"Hey Kiba, why are you running from Hinata-chan?"
"None of your damn business! And besides you're running too."
Kiba scowled as he heard Naruto mumble something. Damn it, I'm losing him. I have to earn his truse, cause if I don't my chances with Hinata-chan will decrease!
"Oi, Naruto!"
"What now Kiba?"
"Look, maybe we got off to a rocky star. And maybe it's my fault." Kiba cringed as he did his best to get out the next sentence. "So how about we get something to eat, you know, when the sun's up, my treat."
"Do I get to pick the place?"
"Fine."
Naruto instantly perked up at that.
"See ya Kiba, and bring plenty of money!"
"You're not making me feel better about my decision!"
But it was too late to say anything, because Naruto was already dashing off to his house to have dreams of ramen.
Well, I may go broke because of it, but I have to, for Hinata-chan!
Kiba turned abound to go back to his house, but when he turned he was looking right into the eye's of the shy Hyuuga.
"Kiba-kun? W-why are y-you and N-Naruto-kun running away?"
"Well you see, there's some very good logic behind that. But I don't really care to explain it right now. Bye!"
Kiba took off, faster than ever. Crap! That's like the millionth time she found me! How the hell does she do it?"
Kiba jumped through his bedroom window and got ready to go back to bed, when he noticed that Akamaru wasn't in the room.
"Akamaru! Where are you?"
Just on cue, the white hound jumped into the room.
"And just where were you?"
"Arf!"
"What do you mean you were helping Hinata-chan? Wait... You're the reason she kept finding me!"
"Arf!"
"You are so dead!"
Kiba and Akamaru were rolling around on the floor when an angry voice came from the room next to theirs. "Shut up, both of you! Some of us are trying to sleep!"
"Sorry mom! Akamaru's being a jerk!"
"Arf!"
"Well, you both have good arguments, but I don't really care! Now go to bed!"
So tomorrow my plan will be put into action. But I think would be easier if I just bit off Naruto's face, but oh well.
Again, I am really, really, really sorry about this coming out so late, but the draw of my xbox is to strong. But please forgive me and review.
